(OFFICIAL) Spank thread

[Father:_Polley]

Is boo not having some time off?

 

[Bernkastel]

Is boo not having some time off?

what time off

 

[Father:_Polley]

He's joined the Hart Foundation version you don't want to be in for a little while

 

[Colamania]

Portman is hot.

Also, I think Keira Knightley is hot, but I'll be damned if I can figure out why. Just something about her.

See?

 

[Father:_Polley]

Keira's hot...but Natalie Portman's eyes are what sells it. They are absolutely incredible. They both have similar figures, but facially Natalie Portman wins it

 

[Bernkastel]

Keira's too thin

Rebecca Knox is basically a carbon copy of Keira, except she's basically a more muscular version of her

 

[Colamania]

Hmm.. dunno why, but just doesn't do it for me. The face isn't right. I prefer Keira.

 

[Bernkastel]

she looks fine

 

[Bernkastel]

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Met her years ago. Stuck up. Or maybe I'm ugly.

 

[Colamania]

Fernanda Mello

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Meh-tastic.

 

[Dark Blaze]

Am I the only one not attracted to any girls Cola likes?

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I'm half and half.

 

[Dark Blaze]

Quick question Jake: There was a Post your favorite photos of the same sex thread recently right?

Unless I imagined it and I'm going loco.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Yeah it wasn't stickied so it's fallen don the pages.

 

[Dark Blaze]

Oh cool, thought I was losing it.

 

[Dark Blaze]

I think I'd survive seeing her sex tape.

First pic here, I would have posted pics of my other faves...but do you know how hard it is to get clean pics of porn stars?

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I would. But I'm not a huge fan.

 

[Bernkastel]

Met her years ago. Stuck up. Or maybe I'm ugly.

dude If you met her years ago she would have been a teenager, that would explain the lack of maturity

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Eva's boobs are smaller than I remember. Still puuuuuurty tho

 

[simpsons_fanatic742]

The Eva Mendes photo looks photoshopped. It just doesn't look right. The chest looks out of place and the bra looks like it was copy and pasted on.

 

[Dark Blaze]

She just has small boobs, I still love her.

 

[Colamania]

Meh-tastic.

Her face isn't great admittedly, but nice body.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

dude If you met her years ago she would have been a teenager, that would explain the lack of maturity

I was perfectly mature at her age. I expect the same from everybody else.