(OFFICIAL) Spank thread

[Lil Wes]

Why do most girls buy small *****s but yet some still claim we need to be packing a fucking Jimmy Dean sausage roll downstairs?

Confusing.

 

[klunderbunker]

Why do most girls buy small *****s but yet some still claim we need to be packing a fucking Jimmy Dean sausage roll downstairs?

Confusing.

Dude you're going about this all wrong. You're actually thinking women use logic when they think. Why would so many of them (not all women think this way. Just a lot that i've encountered. None of teh women on here) waste their time making sense?

 

[bambam]

Thats nothing, Had a friend whos girlfriend had to go buy a new phone cuz she "liked the different vibrate options a little to much"....... THAT....THAT is OPEN!

 

[Lil Wes]

Meh, I couldn't give a shit if they make sense or not. Why? Because I don't listen anyways.

 

[justinsayne]

Rumor has it one chick from my high school walked in on another *********ing in McDonalds I believe. True story.

Now THAT!............THAT is openly.

At my School we had a teacher walk in a kid masterbating in the bathroom, it was funny, cause the class I was in was right next to the bathroom so you could hear the teacher yelling up him "What the fuck!!!, god damnit, pull your fucking pants up, you don't do that shit at school!!!!, get the fuck out of here!!!"

Then we had another kid who was caught *********ing in the computer lab, yeah he had an entire class walk in on him

 

[Lil Wes]

 

[justinsayne]

Meh, I couldn't give a shit if they make sense or not. Why? Because I don't listen anyways.

So are you like me and just nod alot when ever you hear words coming out of their mouth, LOL

 

[bambam]

You let them speek?

 

[TheOneBigWill]

Why do most girls buy small *****s but yet some still claim we need to be packing a fucking Jimmy Dean sausage roll downstairs?

Confusing.

The only girls I've ever known to want really HUGE.. "sausages" down there, are ****s that are extremely wide open. FACT!

Thats nothing, Had a friend whos girlfriend had to go buy a new phone cuz she "liked the different vibrate options a little to much"....... THAT....THAT is OPEN!

LMAO! I've seen her on youporn!!!

Wait a minute.. :idea: Dragon, didn't YOU replace your phone recently? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

 

[Lil Wes]

Yup.

A bunch of nods, yeps, of courses and hold on a minute.

 

[Lil Wes]

LMAO! I've seen her on youporn!!!

The blonde one?

 

[klunderbunker]

Will don't corrupt Dragon. SHe's the only thing close to innocent we have around here.

 

[TheOneBigWill]

So are you like me and just nod alot when ever you hear words coming out of their mouth, LOL

Nodding gets you in trouble. Thats why we later get blamed for NOT doing things that we somehow never agreed to.

You have to throw a couple disagreements in there from time to time. Kinda like this..

"Yeah... .. I know.... uh huh... .. well no... .. oh yeah.. ... okay, I understand.. .. no, thats not right.. .."

 

[bambam]

You have to throw a couple disagreements in there from time to time. Kinda like this..

"Yeah... .. I know.... uh huh... .. well no... .. oh yeah.. ... okay, I understand.. .. no, thats not right.. .."

don't forget " of Course!"

 

[TheOneBigWill]

Will don't corrupt Dragon. SHe's the only thing close to innocent we have around here.

You aren't lying there. lol

WES: I've seen a baseball, pepsi can, cell phone, and a couple other things come from places I never thought they could come from. Disturbing, to say the VERY least..

But I couldn't turn away... hahahahaha

 

[klunderbunker]

Weirdest thing i've ever seen was a girl be able to get a beer bottle inside.

 

[TheOneBigWill]

Weirdest thing i've ever seen was a girl be able to get a beer bottle inside.

Yeah, I've seen that too. I've seen a LOT of weird shit on that site.

 

[klunderbunker]

No this was in person. I've never been on that site.

 

[bambam]

You aren't lying there. lol

WES: I've seen a baseball, pepsi can, cell phone, and a couple other things come from places I never thought they could come from. Disturbing, to say the VERY least..

But I couldn't turn away... hahahahaha

There was a guy recently who video taped him, a friend, and a drunk chick and the were ...*sticking* a pool cue, a LIT cigar, and a wine bottle.....*up there* sick f*cks!

 

[justinsayne]

Nodding gets you in trouble. Thats why we later get blamed for NOT doing things that we somehow never agreed to.

You have to throw a couple disagreements in there from time to time. Kinda like this..

"Yeah... .. I know.... uh huh... .. well no... .. oh yeah.. ... okay, I understand.. .. no, thats not right.. .."

Yeah threw in a disagreement once...ended up throwing it at the wrong time, got in a shit load of trouble, I'll just stick with what seems to work

 

[bambam]

Yeah threw in a disagreement once...ended up throwing it at the wrong time, got in a shit load of trouble, I'll just stick with what seems to work

It is always good to "Tune in" every now and then.... just for like 3 seconds..... cuz I do that shit, and when they go....."well then what did I just say?" you can repeat the 3 seconds and get off scott free!

 

[Colamania]

There was a guy recently who video taped him, a friend, and a drunk chick and the were ...*sticking* a pool cue, a LIT cigar, and a wine bottle.....*up there* sick f*cks!

Brings a whole new meaning to the term "smoking hot"

 

[klunderbunker]

Two for the price of one

 

[bambam]

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[klunderbunker]

Anyone else up for some football?