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Bragging Rights 2010
Date: October 24, 2010
Location: Target Center, Minneapolis, Minnesota
Commentators: Jerry Lawler, Michael Cole, Matt Striker
This is the second Bragging Rights show and not something that Im particularly looking forward to. The elimination match more or less has no point at all on this show as Survivor Series is designed to be a match like that. The world title matches do little for me here but I guess they could be ok. This is just a throwaway PPV if there ever has been one but lets get to it.
The opening video is exactly what you would expect it to be like.
Striker says seeing someone buried alive is a once in a lifetime experience. Im pretty sure Taker has had it happen at least twice already. Three times actually.
Dolph Ziggler vs. Daniel Bryan
Standard Vickie intro for Ziggler here. Bryan tries to take it to the mat but Ziggler is fine there also as he was a college wrestler as well. To there floor where Ziggler hides behind Vickie so Daniel just jumps over her. Well thats one way to do it I guess. Cole is a bit less twat wafflish towards Bryan here. Reverse slam gets two for the IC Champion.
Fans are way behind Bryan here as we get a ton of fat jokes about Vickie. Almost all Ziggler here as this is a solid match although Im not sure if its a PPV level match. The champion vs. champion is good but at the same time, its Dolph Ziggler vs. Daniel Bryan. Ziggler hits a semi-FU from his knees which looked wicked.
Lots of mat work here which isnt what I was expecting but its not bad at all. I love the not so subtle jabs at Lawlers taste in younger ladies. Bryan busts out the kicks and Ziggler is in BIG trouble. We continue the wrestling tradition of not understanding the word literally. Bryan gets a top rope dropkick for a LONG two. Crowd is WAY into this.
Zig Zag is blocked and the kicks continue. Big kick gets two I think as the camera was on Vickie the whole time. Nice job there guys. We head up top for a suplex which is blocked by Bryan into a belly to back which is blocked into a cross body which is reversed into a cover for two for Bryan. Fans chant THIS IS AWESOME and theyre right.
Sleeper is reversed and a double clothesline puts both guys down. Crowd is into every cover here very loudly. Pinfall reversal sequence gets another round of applause but the Zig Zag hits. Dusty Finish occurs as Bryan gets his foot on the ropes. No music though so we keep going. Ive always wondered what would happen if the referee legit didnt see that happen.
Rope is grabbed as this is getting a lot of time. Its 8:23 and assuming my stream is up to speed were about 20 minutes into this. Ziggler starts yelling at Bryan and walks into the LeBelle Lock for the tap out. VERY good opener.
Rating: A-. This was a very good opener and I liked it a lot. Definitely Bryans best match with the company so far and the fans were way into it. Im considering bumping this up to an A- and I think I will. Some EXCELLENT counters in there but the ending was almost always clear to me which kind of hurts this.
Miz takes credit for teaching Bryan everything he knows and a big argument ensues over who the real captain is. We somehow shift over to a discussion of snacks and beverages which sound good at the moment. Santino says since were talking about orders hell take some Sun Chips. Damn this is making me hungry. Punk vs. Miz was the main thing here and it was an entertaining segment I thought. Miz has a plan it seems.
And here are Rhodes and McIntyre. Ok then. They cut generic promos and we get an e-mail to major heat. And heres a bonus match!
Tag Titles: Cody Rhodes/Drew McIntyre vs. David Otunga/John Cena
WOW. Well this isnt what I was expecting at all. Otunga and Rhodes start us off. Its so weird to see Cena in a match 35 minutes into the show. The champions (cant say heels I guess) control to start with very fast tags. Off to Cena who doesnt want to tag. Cena refuses to tag out so Rhodes can drill him.
LOUD dueling Cena chants with the sucking crowd winning out over the going crowd. Not a very exciting match after the legit surprising announcement. The comeback sequence is initiated as Cena still wont tag out. Futureshock is avoided but Drew gets a blind tag and Cross Roads are countered into the STF to give Nexus the belts. I dont think Otunga landed a single punch.
Rating: D+. This was a glorified handicap match. I get that Cena is a far bigger star than either of the champions but to beat them both in just a matter of minutes is a bit of a stretch I think. This wasnt much but I like them surprising us for a change on PPV. It wasnt bad and Im glad it wasnt on TV, but this wasnt much.
Cena gives Otunga an FU after the match and leaves with both belts.
We recap the Goldust vs. DiBiase feud which is an added match for the card tonight.
DiBiase is trying to talk to Josh but Maryse rants in French for a bit first. DiBiase says Goldust is weird and he doesnt like him. Thats a good line actually.
Ted DiBiase vs. Goldust
This is kind of just thrown on the card but thats fine once in awhile. If nothing else there has been an actual match story built up and now were getting a payoff for it. That at times is all you need for success. Crowd is dead but what do you expect? Nice dropkick by DiBiase as were talking about the wedding more than the match.
DiBiase hits the falling punch which is always something Ive liked. Is there more momentum or something there? Cole and Lawler go at it over Lawlers trophy wives which is rather funny. Cole: Patented Goldust! Lawler: PATENTED? That was funny. Goldie goes for a top rope axe handle and jumps into a dropkick. This has been a somewhat better than Raw match so far.
Dream Street is blocked into a sitout spinebuster, which makes Striker say that Anderson belongs in the Hall of Fame. Hes right. The girls go at it (Joey Styles reference from Striker) as both guys are down. Aksana is crying and gets checked on, allowing DiBiase to drill him with a DDT for the pin.
Rating: D+. Again not bad and the fact that it actually got a build is nice but at the end of the day it was Ted DiBiase vs. Goldust on PPV. It was ok but nothing more really. Not horrible or anything but its just kind of an eight minute filler. Granted though it could be better than some other things they could have gone with.
Aksana hits on DiBiase afterwards but its a ruse to allow Goldust to drill him and get the belt back.
Divas Title: Layla vs. Natalya
Laycool do jokes about how Minnesotans have stupid accents. Brett Favre joke inserted here which is awesome. Striker: That was Shockmaster bad. Nattie does squats while holding Layla in a vertical suplex. That was awesome. She gets knocked to the floor and may have hit her head, allowing the champion to take over Damn Laylas ass is impressive.
Rather boring match so far but not as bad as I was expecting. Its odd that Nattie cant beat one of them on her own as fast as she could beat both of them on her own Friday. Layla gets a nice submission hold which is more or less a Rings of Saturn with her legs. Nice one. After a Sharpshooter attempt, there goes Layla with the belt. So much for that as Natalya (I always get an image from Goldeneye when I hear that name) throws her back in. Michelle pops Natalya as she is getting back in and Layla gets the pin.
Rating: D. Boring match here with nothing getting going at all. The ending more or less sucked. As I said I dont get how they were going to be able to explain Natalya not being able to beat Layla who cant do much in the ring but isnt horrible. The lack of failure is mainly for Michelle as she looked good out there. Weak match and just like all over Diva PPV matches.
Ad for Survivor Series which is narrated by Barrett. Apparently at Survivor Series, youre either Nexus or against us.
Buried Alive is next. Wait what??? At ten after 9? Really?
Matthews does a basic promo from inside the grave.
Same ad that weve seen a bunch of times for this match.
Smackdown World Title: Undertaker vs. Kane
This is the fifth ever Buried Alive match and Taker has been in them all. How many signature matches has this guy had? Hes won one of them, which was a tag match with HHH helping him and Show beat the Rock N Sock Connection I believe. Taker meets him in the aisle and its on fast. Big Undertaker chant to start us off.
The fans want BLOOD. Election isnt for 9 days people. Keep chanting. Theyre in the crowd now as there is no point in getting that much into this match yet, given how theres a guarantee its going to get at least twelve minutes or so. All Taker so far as we havent been in the ring at all. And for once thats the right thing to do.
Taker launches some chairs into the ring and Kane is more or less dead. Hes all kind of fired up here. Back into the crowd again as there has been zero attempt at going for the grave. Bearer is here too. I had forgotten about him. Kane gets some chair shots in to get us to even.
Kane gets two chokeslams and the crowd is SILENT. We finally start heading to the gravesite but Taker escapes Kanes grip. Some boo/yay punches in the aisle. As this THRILLING stuff is going on, it occurs to me how weird it is that Taker is billed as being from California. Finally at the grave and Kane throws dirt in Takers eyes to block a chokeslam.
Hells Gate from out of nowhere makes Kane tap out next to the grave. Bearer comes up from the hill the grave is on but Kane is tossed into the grave. Taker shoves Bearers face into the dirt and sets for a chokeslam. CUE NEXUS! What in the flying hell??? No Cena out there mind you. Kane gets back up out of the grave as the beatdown is on.
The big fried freak hits an urn shot to take down Taker and put him in the grave. Nexus does the burying (odd thing to see Taker being buried by young guys for once no?) but Kane runs them off. A bulldozer (Im not familiar with construction so its probably something else) buries Taker (again) to keep the title on Kane. Ah Lawler says bulldozer too so Im happy.
Rating: D. Just boring as hell for the most part with a twist at the end. The explanation for this one will be interesting and while no one saw this coming, Im definitely scratching my head over it. Its not something I expected in the slightest but it didnt help the match. This was Taker beating on Kane for 12 minutes, a short comeback, more Taker dominance, then Nexus. I wasnt impressed at all.
Special effects follow with nothing special.
Orton says hes not concerned with Cena and will drop him in the middle of the ring if he has to. Thats your main event apparently.
Team Raw vs. Team Smackdown
Raw: Miz (Captain), CM Punk, Sheamus, Santino Marella, Ezekiel Jackson, R-Truth, John Morrison
Smackdown: Big Show (Captain), Rey Mysterio, Jack Swagger, Tyler Reks, Kofi Kingston, Alberto Del Rio, Edge
Matching shirts for everyone here. I dont think Ive ever seen Kofi in blue before. Edges pyro allegedly messed up but I missed it. Morrison vs. Reks to start us off and remember this is elimination. Striker to Cole: does anyone really care what you think? Striker says Smackdown is now in the dictionary. Granted so is Raw but for a different usage. Why was the show called Raw anyway?
Santino in now to use the Cobra and off goes his head. Reks hits his finisher to go up 7-6. Well that didnt take long. Jackson in now as Lawler asks why no one tried to help Santino. Thats a very good question. Make that Show vs. Jackson as I like Smackdowns chances more and more. Off to Rey now who kind of drops the dime for two.
Kofi comes in and gets taken down along with Rey as Sheamus is in now. Sheamus is the biggest star in this match according to the announcers. That might be true actually. Jumping spinning Boom Drop hits Sheamus and the SOS gets two. Im just waiting on the big old Brogue Kick to take Kofis head off though. Ah never mind as its the High Cross instead and were tied at 6.
Rey vs. Sheamus now. KILL THE MIDGET! KILL HIM NICE AND GOOD! Punk comes in to a HUGE reaction and loud chant. Vince, pay attention to that. Snap powerslam gets two. Lots of tagging by Raw here and we get some actual analysis from Cole as he tells us why Miz is a better captain than Cole, which makes sense. Alberto comes in and has a brief staredown with Rey. And then he throws Rey into the barrier. Show is PISSED!
And Rey is apparently leaving which I dont think will last. Its Punk vs. Del Rio at the moment. Swagger and Morrison now as Morrison hits the Flash Kick for two. Rey is still in the match but is in the back for treatment. Sunset flip for Morrison gets two. This is an odd crowd as they go from very hot to very cold. Nice way to see how the crowd views various people.
Ankle lock is reversed and Morrison hits Starship Pain to officially go up 6-5. Reks vs. Morrison now. Striker and Lawler go at it again, this time over Lawler booking his own territory. Reks beats up Sheamus for a bit but the Brogue Kick ENDS him to bring in Show. Smackdown is in big trouble here. SHEAMUS BEATS UP HORNY! FUCKING SWEET BABY! Show and Sheamus fight up the ramp and both go out via countout. Show sprints back but cant get in.
Ok so its Edge, Alberto and technically Rey vs. Miz, Truth, Morrison, Jackson and Punk. Edge and Truth have a mini match as Truth shouts WHATS UP. Spear out of NOWHERE and Truth is out to make it 4-3. Starship Pain misses and SPEAR ends Morrison. Tied up. GTS almost immediately is blocked and an Edge-O-Matic puts Punk down. Big spear chant.
It misses though and heres Del Rio. Punks arm is bandaged heavily so look for the armbreaker. Blocked though as Punk gets a freaking backslide to put him out. Edge and technically Rey vs. Punk, Miz and Jackson. Striker offers to lace his boots up but Cole reminds him Smackdown wants to win in a funny bit. Heres Rey again as he drills Alberto on the way back to the ring.
Miz comes in and beats on Edge as we wait for the Rey hot tag. Edge vs. Miz now as Edge is in trouble. No mention of Edge and Rey being former tag champions so far. Reality Check to Edge gets two. Rey has tape up past his elbows and white tights. He looks like a mummy almost. Rey gets the tag and a seated senton to Punk. His arm is hurt badly though.
GTS is countered to set up a pinfall reversal sequence for a lot of two counts. Punk is set up in the 619 position. Connection and the springboard splash gets us down to 2-2. Jackson in now and this right here is domination. Striker is playing the home team commentator very well here. Edge is down from the corner as we get a bearhug. Ok scratch that as its over in seconds.
Theres Edges hand as Jackson is in position but does the smart thing and just stands up. DDT counter by the masked man and theres no Edge to tag. Please, not a twist by the GM. 619 hits and the splash is semi-botched but it gets Jackson anyway to get us down to 2-1. Edge is STILL on the ground. Something is up. Riley stops the third 619 and blocks the fourth and the splash eats knees for two.
Crowd is into this now and that makes sense I guess. Why get into the parts that mean nothing at all? Skull Crushing Finale is blocked and theres the hot tag to Edge and the spear gives Smackdown back to back wins! I KEEP THE WZPC TITLE! Striker keeps saying IN YOUR FACE to Lawler. Thats awesome. Cole claims to be Team Smackdown now. Well hes smart if nothing else. Did I really just say that???
Rating: B-. It was definitely entertaining, thats for sure. This wasnt a classic or anything but it did fine for what it was supposed to do. At the end of the day though, what does this really prove? I get the concept of bragging rights but its over now and wont be mentioned for another year. Fun match though.
Raw World Title recap. You know the drill.
Raw World Title: Randy Orton vs. Wade Barrett
Cena is with Barrett here and we hear about how Orton might be the last chance to stop the infection known as Nexus. That sounds rather WCW vs. NWOish. Big match intros. Randy looks back and sees no one coming with him. Ok then. Barrett grabs the microphone and says if he doesnt win, Cena is fired TONIGHT. Well ok then. That leaves the door open for count out and DQ though.
Barrett hits the floor early after Orton takes over. Loud FIRE CENA chant. You cant say the crowd isnt making their voices heard. I know because I can hear them. Barrett gets on Cena for not attacking Orton when he had a chance to. This is the living definition of killing time before the big finish. Almost all Orton so far as Cena keeps avoiding any contact with Orton.
Barrett takes over as this is just boring as hell right now. Its not bad but we know this means nothing at all as its all about Cena and always will be. Thats not his fault but the booking is just kind of stupid here. Orton makes a comeback after about five minutes on the brink of eternity. I need these odd sounding phrases to get me through this.
Elevated DDT is blocked and the referee is bumped. Well you knew that was coming. Barrett yells at Cena to come help while he can. Orton shoves Wade into Cena and down he goes. Cue the other Nexus guys and Orton is in trouble. Striker: guys Wade Barrett is going to be the new WWE Champion.
Cena comes back in and takes out Nexus with Orton adding an RKO to Slater. Cena hits the floor and says he had to do it or you get disqualified. Thats very true actually and good thinking. Wasteland is blocked and here comes Orton.
Elevated DDT connects and Orton dances into the RKO mat slappage of awesomeness. Cena slides in and casually hits an FU on Barrett to give him the win by DQ. NICE. Cena helped Barrett win. He hands the belt to Orton but gets an RKO for his troubles. Yep I was right about the ending. RKO to Barrett and copious posing ends the show.
Rating: D. Boring as hell here but I think the ending works very well. The problem is that it took nearly 20 minutes to get us there. Thats the problem here: this was all about Cena and Barrett with Orton there as a placeholder. And again, this sends us on to the next show rather than giving us anything. As Norcal and I were saying, this doesnt give us much at all but just sets up the next show. Thats a very bad thing and WWE really needs to get out of that habit, meaning itll never happen.
Overall Rating: D-. There is one issue with this show that kills it: NOTHING HAPPENED! Kane still dominates Taker, Cena is still a thorn in Nexus side, Orton is still champion, Taker is beaten down by Nexus but is probably gone for awhile (Kane vs. Edge maybe?), Smackdown still has bragging rights, and thats about it.
Nothing else of note has changed here and there were all of two good matches, both of which are more or less skippable. Oh wait Cena and Otunga are tag champions, which easily could have been done on Raw. Also, is it really intelligent to not, oh I dont know, SAY YOUR MOST POPULAR GUY WILL BE IN THE RING TONIGHT? The thing is it's not really that it was awful, but just totally not needed at all. Space out Hell in a Cell and give us a better build to Survivor Series and things would be MUCH better.
Date: October 24, 2010
Location: Target Center, Minneapolis, Minnesota
Commentators: Jerry Lawler, Michael Cole, Matt Striker
This is the second Bragging Rights show and not something that Im particularly looking forward to. The elimination match more or less has no point at all on this show as Survivor Series is designed to be a match like that. The world title matches do little for me here but I guess they could be ok. This is just a throwaway PPV if there ever has been one but lets get to it.
The opening video is exactly what you would expect it to be like.
Striker says seeing someone buried alive is a once in a lifetime experience. Im pretty sure Taker has had it happen at least twice already. Three times actually.
Dolph Ziggler vs. Daniel Bryan
Standard Vickie intro for Ziggler here. Bryan tries to take it to the mat but Ziggler is fine there also as he was a college wrestler as well. To there floor where Ziggler hides behind Vickie so Daniel just jumps over her. Well thats one way to do it I guess. Cole is a bit less twat wafflish towards Bryan here. Reverse slam gets two for the IC Champion.
Fans are way behind Bryan here as we get a ton of fat jokes about Vickie. Almost all Ziggler here as this is a solid match although Im not sure if its a PPV level match. The champion vs. champion is good but at the same time, its Dolph Ziggler vs. Daniel Bryan. Ziggler hits a semi-FU from his knees which looked wicked.
Lots of mat work here which isnt what I was expecting but its not bad at all. I love the not so subtle jabs at Lawlers taste in younger ladies. Bryan busts out the kicks and Ziggler is in BIG trouble. We continue the wrestling tradition of not understanding the word literally. Bryan gets a top rope dropkick for a LONG two. Crowd is WAY into this.
Zig Zag is blocked and the kicks continue. Big kick gets two I think as the camera was on Vickie the whole time. Nice job there guys. We head up top for a suplex which is blocked by Bryan into a belly to back which is blocked into a cross body which is reversed into a cover for two for Bryan. Fans chant THIS IS AWESOME and theyre right.
Sleeper is reversed and a double clothesline puts both guys down. Crowd is into every cover here very loudly. Pinfall reversal sequence gets another round of applause but the Zig Zag hits. Dusty Finish occurs as Bryan gets his foot on the ropes. No music though so we keep going. Ive always wondered what would happen if the referee legit didnt see that happen.
Rope is grabbed as this is getting a lot of time. Its 8:23 and assuming my stream is up to speed were about 20 minutes into this. Ziggler starts yelling at Bryan and walks into the LeBelle Lock for the tap out. VERY good opener.
Rating: A-. This was a very good opener and I liked it a lot. Definitely Bryans best match with the company so far and the fans were way into it. Im considering bumping this up to an A- and I think I will. Some EXCELLENT counters in there but the ending was almost always clear to me which kind of hurts this.
Miz takes credit for teaching Bryan everything he knows and a big argument ensues over who the real captain is. We somehow shift over to a discussion of snacks and beverages which sound good at the moment. Santino says since were talking about orders hell take some Sun Chips. Damn this is making me hungry. Punk vs. Miz was the main thing here and it was an entertaining segment I thought. Miz has a plan it seems.
And here are Rhodes and McIntyre. Ok then. They cut generic promos and we get an e-mail to major heat. And heres a bonus match!
Tag Titles: Cody Rhodes/Drew McIntyre vs. David Otunga/John Cena
WOW. Well this isnt what I was expecting at all. Otunga and Rhodes start us off. Its so weird to see Cena in a match 35 minutes into the show. The champions (cant say heels I guess) control to start with very fast tags. Off to Cena who doesnt want to tag. Cena refuses to tag out so Rhodes can drill him.
LOUD dueling Cena chants with the sucking crowd winning out over the going crowd. Not a very exciting match after the legit surprising announcement. The comeback sequence is initiated as Cena still wont tag out. Futureshock is avoided but Drew gets a blind tag and Cross Roads are countered into the STF to give Nexus the belts. I dont think Otunga landed a single punch.
Rating: D+. This was a glorified handicap match. I get that Cena is a far bigger star than either of the champions but to beat them both in just a matter of minutes is a bit of a stretch I think. This wasnt much but I like them surprising us for a change on PPV. It wasnt bad and Im glad it wasnt on TV, but this wasnt much.
Cena gives Otunga an FU after the match and leaves with both belts.
We recap the Goldust vs. DiBiase feud which is an added match for the card tonight.
DiBiase is trying to talk to Josh but Maryse rants in French for a bit first. DiBiase says Goldust is weird and he doesnt like him. Thats a good line actually.
Ted DiBiase vs. Goldust
This is kind of just thrown on the card but thats fine once in awhile. If nothing else there has been an actual match story built up and now were getting a payoff for it. That at times is all you need for success. Crowd is dead but what do you expect? Nice dropkick by DiBiase as were talking about the wedding more than the match.
DiBiase hits the falling punch which is always something Ive liked. Is there more momentum or something there? Cole and Lawler go at it over Lawlers trophy wives which is rather funny. Cole: Patented Goldust! Lawler: PATENTED? That was funny. Goldie goes for a top rope axe handle and jumps into a dropkick. This has been a somewhat better than Raw match so far.
Dream Street is blocked into a sitout spinebuster, which makes Striker say that Anderson belongs in the Hall of Fame. Hes right. The girls go at it (Joey Styles reference from Striker) as both guys are down. Aksana is crying and gets checked on, allowing DiBiase to drill him with a DDT for the pin.
Rating: D+. Again not bad and the fact that it actually got a build is nice but at the end of the day it was Ted DiBiase vs. Goldust on PPV. It was ok but nothing more really. Not horrible or anything but its just kind of an eight minute filler. Granted though it could be better than some other things they could have gone with.
Aksana hits on DiBiase afterwards but its a ruse to allow Goldust to drill him and get the belt back.
Divas Title: Layla vs. Natalya
Laycool do jokes about how Minnesotans have stupid accents. Brett Favre joke inserted here which is awesome. Striker: That was Shockmaster bad. Nattie does squats while holding Layla in a vertical suplex. That was awesome. She gets knocked to the floor and may have hit her head, allowing the champion to take over Damn Laylas ass is impressive.
Rather boring match so far but not as bad as I was expecting. Its odd that Nattie cant beat one of them on her own as fast as she could beat both of them on her own Friday. Layla gets a nice submission hold which is more or less a Rings of Saturn with her legs. Nice one. After a Sharpshooter attempt, there goes Layla with the belt. So much for that as Natalya (I always get an image from Goldeneye when I hear that name) throws her back in. Michelle pops Natalya as she is getting back in and Layla gets the pin.
Rating: D. Boring match here with nothing getting going at all. The ending more or less sucked. As I said I dont get how they were going to be able to explain Natalya not being able to beat Layla who cant do much in the ring but isnt horrible. The lack of failure is mainly for Michelle as she looked good out there. Weak match and just like all over Diva PPV matches.
Ad for Survivor Series which is narrated by Barrett. Apparently at Survivor Series, youre either Nexus or against us.
Buried Alive is next. Wait what??? At ten after 9? Really?
Matthews does a basic promo from inside the grave.
Same ad that weve seen a bunch of times for this match.
Smackdown World Title: Undertaker vs. Kane
This is the fifth ever Buried Alive match and Taker has been in them all. How many signature matches has this guy had? Hes won one of them, which was a tag match with HHH helping him and Show beat the Rock N Sock Connection I believe. Taker meets him in the aisle and its on fast. Big Undertaker chant to start us off.
The fans want BLOOD. Election isnt for 9 days people. Keep chanting. Theyre in the crowd now as there is no point in getting that much into this match yet, given how theres a guarantee its going to get at least twelve minutes or so. All Taker so far as we havent been in the ring at all. And for once thats the right thing to do.
Taker launches some chairs into the ring and Kane is more or less dead. Hes all kind of fired up here. Back into the crowd again as there has been zero attempt at going for the grave. Bearer is here too. I had forgotten about him. Kane gets some chair shots in to get us to even.
Kane gets two chokeslams and the crowd is SILENT. We finally start heading to the gravesite but Taker escapes Kanes grip. Some boo/yay punches in the aisle. As this THRILLING stuff is going on, it occurs to me how weird it is that Taker is billed as being from California. Finally at the grave and Kane throws dirt in Takers eyes to block a chokeslam.
Hells Gate from out of nowhere makes Kane tap out next to the grave. Bearer comes up from the hill the grave is on but Kane is tossed into the grave. Taker shoves Bearers face into the dirt and sets for a chokeslam. CUE NEXUS! What in the flying hell??? No Cena out there mind you. Kane gets back up out of the grave as the beatdown is on.
The big fried freak hits an urn shot to take down Taker and put him in the grave. Nexus does the burying (odd thing to see Taker being buried by young guys for once no?) but Kane runs them off. A bulldozer (Im not familiar with construction so its probably something else) buries Taker (again) to keep the title on Kane. Ah Lawler says bulldozer too so Im happy.
Rating: D. Just boring as hell for the most part with a twist at the end. The explanation for this one will be interesting and while no one saw this coming, Im definitely scratching my head over it. Its not something I expected in the slightest but it didnt help the match. This was Taker beating on Kane for 12 minutes, a short comeback, more Taker dominance, then Nexus. I wasnt impressed at all.
Special effects follow with nothing special.
Orton says hes not concerned with Cena and will drop him in the middle of the ring if he has to. Thats your main event apparently.
Team Raw vs. Team Smackdown
Raw: Miz (Captain), CM Punk, Sheamus, Santino Marella, Ezekiel Jackson, R-Truth, John Morrison
Smackdown: Big Show (Captain), Rey Mysterio, Jack Swagger, Tyler Reks, Kofi Kingston, Alberto Del Rio, Edge
Matching shirts for everyone here. I dont think Ive ever seen Kofi in blue before. Edges pyro allegedly messed up but I missed it. Morrison vs. Reks to start us off and remember this is elimination. Striker to Cole: does anyone really care what you think? Striker says Smackdown is now in the dictionary. Granted so is Raw but for a different usage. Why was the show called Raw anyway?
Santino in now to use the Cobra and off goes his head. Reks hits his finisher to go up 7-6. Well that didnt take long. Jackson in now as Lawler asks why no one tried to help Santino. Thats a very good question. Make that Show vs. Jackson as I like Smackdowns chances more and more. Off to Rey now who kind of drops the dime for two.
Kofi comes in and gets taken down along with Rey as Sheamus is in now. Sheamus is the biggest star in this match according to the announcers. That might be true actually. Jumping spinning Boom Drop hits Sheamus and the SOS gets two. Im just waiting on the big old Brogue Kick to take Kofis head off though. Ah never mind as its the High Cross instead and were tied at 6.
Rey vs. Sheamus now. KILL THE MIDGET! KILL HIM NICE AND GOOD! Punk comes in to a HUGE reaction and loud chant. Vince, pay attention to that. Snap powerslam gets two. Lots of tagging by Raw here and we get some actual analysis from Cole as he tells us why Miz is a better captain than Cole, which makes sense. Alberto comes in and has a brief staredown with Rey. And then he throws Rey into the barrier. Show is PISSED!
And Rey is apparently leaving which I dont think will last. Its Punk vs. Del Rio at the moment. Swagger and Morrison now as Morrison hits the Flash Kick for two. Rey is still in the match but is in the back for treatment. Sunset flip for Morrison gets two. This is an odd crowd as they go from very hot to very cold. Nice way to see how the crowd views various people.
Ankle lock is reversed and Morrison hits Starship Pain to officially go up 6-5. Reks vs. Morrison now. Striker and Lawler go at it again, this time over Lawler booking his own territory. Reks beats up Sheamus for a bit but the Brogue Kick ENDS him to bring in Show. Smackdown is in big trouble here. SHEAMUS BEATS UP HORNY! FUCKING SWEET BABY! Show and Sheamus fight up the ramp and both go out via countout. Show sprints back but cant get in.
Ok so its Edge, Alberto and technically Rey vs. Miz, Truth, Morrison, Jackson and Punk. Edge and Truth have a mini match as Truth shouts WHATS UP. Spear out of NOWHERE and Truth is out to make it 4-3. Starship Pain misses and SPEAR ends Morrison. Tied up. GTS almost immediately is blocked and an Edge-O-Matic puts Punk down. Big spear chant.
It misses though and heres Del Rio. Punks arm is bandaged heavily so look for the armbreaker. Blocked though as Punk gets a freaking backslide to put him out. Edge and technically Rey vs. Punk, Miz and Jackson. Striker offers to lace his boots up but Cole reminds him Smackdown wants to win in a funny bit. Heres Rey again as he drills Alberto on the way back to the ring.
Miz comes in and beats on Edge as we wait for the Rey hot tag. Edge vs. Miz now as Edge is in trouble. No mention of Edge and Rey being former tag champions so far. Reality Check to Edge gets two. Rey has tape up past his elbows and white tights. He looks like a mummy almost. Rey gets the tag and a seated senton to Punk. His arm is hurt badly though.
GTS is countered to set up a pinfall reversal sequence for a lot of two counts. Punk is set up in the 619 position. Connection and the springboard splash gets us down to 2-2. Jackson in now and this right here is domination. Striker is playing the home team commentator very well here. Edge is down from the corner as we get a bearhug. Ok scratch that as its over in seconds.
Theres Edges hand as Jackson is in position but does the smart thing and just stands up. DDT counter by the masked man and theres no Edge to tag. Please, not a twist by the GM. 619 hits and the splash is semi-botched but it gets Jackson anyway to get us down to 2-1. Edge is STILL on the ground. Something is up. Riley stops the third 619 and blocks the fourth and the splash eats knees for two.
Crowd is into this now and that makes sense I guess. Why get into the parts that mean nothing at all? Skull Crushing Finale is blocked and theres the hot tag to Edge and the spear gives Smackdown back to back wins! I KEEP THE WZPC TITLE! Striker keeps saying IN YOUR FACE to Lawler. Thats awesome. Cole claims to be Team Smackdown now. Well hes smart if nothing else. Did I really just say that???
Rating: B-. It was definitely entertaining, thats for sure. This wasnt a classic or anything but it did fine for what it was supposed to do. At the end of the day though, what does this really prove? I get the concept of bragging rights but its over now and wont be mentioned for another year. Fun match though.
Raw World Title recap. You know the drill.
Raw World Title: Randy Orton vs. Wade Barrett
Cena is with Barrett here and we hear about how Orton might be the last chance to stop the infection known as Nexus. That sounds rather WCW vs. NWOish. Big match intros. Randy looks back and sees no one coming with him. Ok then. Barrett grabs the microphone and says if he doesnt win, Cena is fired TONIGHT. Well ok then. That leaves the door open for count out and DQ though.
Barrett hits the floor early after Orton takes over. Loud FIRE CENA chant. You cant say the crowd isnt making their voices heard. I know because I can hear them. Barrett gets on Cena for not attacking Orton when he had a chance to. This is the living definition of killing time before the big finish. Almost all Orton so far as Cena keeps avoiding any contact with Orton.
Barrett takes over as this is just boring as hell right now. Its not bad but we know this means nothing at all as its all about Cena and always will be. Thats not his fault but the booking is just kind of stupid here. Orton makes a comeback after about five minutes on the brink of eternity. I need these odd sounding phrases to get me through this.
Elevated DDT is blocked and the referee is bumped. Well you knew that was coming. Barrett yells at Cena to come help while he can. Orton shoves Wade into Cena and down he goes. Cue the other Nexus guys and Orton is in trouble. Striker: guys Wade Barrett is going to be the new WWE Champion.
Cena comes back in and takes out Nexus with Orton adding an RKO to Slater. Cena hits the floor and says he had to do it or you get disqualified. Thats very true actually and good thinking. Wasteland is blocked and here comes Orton.
Elevated DDT connects and Orton dances into the RKO mat slappage of awesomeness. Cena slides in and casually hits an FU on Barrett to give him the win by DQ. NICE. Cena helped Barrett win. He hands the belt to Orton but gets an RKO for his troubles. Yep I was right about the ending. RKO to Barrett and copious posing ends the show.
Rating: D. Boring as hell here but I think the ending works very well. The problem is that it took nearly 20 minutes to get us there. Thats the problem here: this was all about Cena and Barrett with Orton there as a placeholder. And again, this sends us on to the next show rather than giving us anything. As Norcal and I were saying, this doesnt give us much at all but just sets up the next show. Thats a very bad thing and WWE really needs to get out of that habit, meaning itll never happen.
Overall Rating: D-. There is one issue with this show that kills it: NOTHING HAPPENED! Kane still dominates Taker, Cena is still a thorn in Nexus side, Orton is still champion, Taker is beaten down by Nexus but is probably gone for awhile (Kane vs. Edge maybe?), Smackdown still has bragging rights, and thats about it.
Nothing else of note has changed here and there were all of two good matches, both of which are more or less skippable. Oh wait Cena and Otunga are tag champions, which easily could have been done on Raw. Also, is it really intelligent to not, oh I dont know, SAY YOUR MOST POPULAR GUY WILL BE IN THE RING TONIGHT? The thing is it's not really that it was awful, but just totally not needed at all. Space out Hell in a Cell and give us a better build to Survivor Series and things would be MUCH better.