Off to Berlin

[Uncle Sam]

Flight boarding shortly. My brother was about half a mile from where ten people were killed in Munich yesterday. What are the odds...?

 

[Tastycles]

Low.

When I went to Berlin, I stole some of the wall. That was a cunt thing to do, don't do that.
I also went to the zoo, that was excellent.

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

Zoo is tremendous. The East is good fun and full of good food. Alexanderplatz has a Primark. Exciting.

 

[Starkist]

Have a safe trip and happy travels to you. Hope you and your family are safe while you are there and when you leave.

This world is a messed up place and I myself would be to afraid to make that flight.

 

[Dan Severn's Moustache]

There's also urban raccoons, similar to the foxes we get on an urban level here.

 

[BaconBits]

I'm sure you'll be safe. Have fun.

 

[Pay Per Ghost]

Have fun, try and find out if they celebrate Oktoberfest in July.

 

[Dowdsy McDowds]

Someone I went to school with is a tour guide there. If you're not going to go on a tour then it makes no odds though.

Safe travels.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Thank you for the surprisingly upbeat and helpful replies. Our hotel is right by the zoo so we'll do that soon. We attended the afterparty of Berlin Pride by the Brandenburg Gate. Several English speakers asked me for directions only for me, for reasons as yet unknown, to tell them in German that I didn't have any idea.

 

[Starkist]

Sounds like a blast and the last sentence sounds weird asf.

 

[Tastycles]

Thank you for the surprisingly upbeat and helpful replies. Our hotel is right by the zoo so we'll do that soon. We attended the afterparty of Berlin Pride by the Brandenburg Gate. Several English speakers asked me for directions only for me, for reasons as yet unknown, to tell them in German that I didn't have any idea.

If it's called Hotel Am Zoo, there's a 1 in however many rooms there are chance that I've had sex in the bed you're sleeping in.

 

[nightmare]

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