Of Wrestling and Parody

[Klown_Karnage]

Well folks, here's another thread by one of the weirder of Wrestlezone's residents. Actually, I'm hoping that the Wrestlezone community at large can give me a hand here. Here's the situation.

I'm a gamer and sometime GM for Toon: The Cartoon Role-Playing Game. I've fairly recently created a sort of adaptation for my players based around TNA and WWE (but mostly TNA) called Totally Silly Violence: Ka-Pow! Now, TSV has parodies of wrestlers from both WWE and TNA, but I admit that I'm not as knowledgeable about TNA as I am about the WWE and, the way I look at it, you gotta know something about what you parody to do so effectively. What I'm hoping is that those who know TNA well can assist me in coming up with a few ideas for ways to parody different TNA wrestlers. Do note that just about everything in my game environment is anthropomorphic (although not just animals, inanimate objects will do as well.)

I've already got a parody of the MEM known as the Whack-Job Wise Guys. Nearly all of them are dogs, lead by their Dogfather Burt Bungle (a bulldog) and consisting of Big Doggie D-Cells (St. Bernard), Barker Teeth (commodore breed), his wife Charpe (charpe breed, obviously) and the one non-dog of the group, a small black kitten known as Scat Scamper. I think it should be pretty obvious as to which one each parodies. Also, I've got a skunk in white face paint known simply as Stink (which I think needs no explanation.) But I'm stuck at this point. I'd like to figure out some parodies for, say LAX and Beer Money, maybe Abyss and such, and of course the Knockouts.

Any ideas would be appreciated. Please help out an extremely silly GM that wants to cause his players to roll on the carpet in gales of laughter.

 

[hurleyworld4]

To add to your list of characters in the Whack-Job Wise Guys group, Taz could be repersented by a dark brown hamster, based on his size, speed, and look, known as Fuzz who helps the rabid turtle, based on his size, speed, and the resemblance of the turtle's shell to his tatoos, Snappy Slow (Samoa Joe), channel his viciousness. As far as LAX is concerned, Homicide should be a gecko, based on his speed and agility, named Flys Inside, and Hernandez should be a chameleon, because of his versatility, named Juarez. That's all I got for now, but I hope it helps.