No Shave November Backfired

[Coco]

That kind of selfishness is what causes karma to put the devil in your bowels.

 

[Bernkastel]

Well that and bathing in the blood of your enemies. But that's a good way to catch a disease. Not that a real man would care.

Nah, I use the blood of my enemies to clean my katana

 

[Tiger Chaos Theory]

Beards only look good on white folk, so I can't participate.

 

[Big Nick Dudley]

How about we try FuckOffNoOneCaresAboutYourFuckingFacialHairvember. Sounds fantastic.

 

[JGlass]

Nick has been extra grouchy lately. Did you quit smoking again?

 

[Big Nick Dudley]

Nick has been extra grouchy lately. Did you quit smoking again?

No, but this is insane. No matter where I turn, for weeks now, I have to read about No Shave November, or Movember (however you spell it). It's getting old, and seeing this is a forum, I felt it appropriate to complain here, as opposed to choking someone on the street. Oh, and you're not always the brightest ray of sunshine yourself.

 

[Big Nick Dudley]

P.S. - I hope your girlfriend reconsiders shaving her twat. No one wants one of those *****.

 

[JGlass]

Easy there, I didn't mean to insult. I was just making an observation.

 

[Big Nick Dudley]

Easy there, I didn't mean to insult. I was just making an observation.

You didn't insult me, and I'm not angry, but you often accuse me of being grouchy/grumpy, and you're pretty much the same way. Maybe not to the extreme I often reach, but you're pretty fired up most of the time.

 

[JGlass]

Never said I wasn't.

 

[The Man They Call WMD]

Nick's just mad because he cant grow a beard.

 

[Big Nick Dudley]

Nick's just mad because he cant grow a beard.

And you're just mad because you couldn't get over as a heel... on an internet wrestling forum.

 

[The Man They Call WMD]

And you're just mad because you couldn't get over as a heel... on an internet wrestling forum.

Bro.. Cant you follow, I'm mad because my girls legs are prickly.

 

[Big Nick Dudley]

Is she shaving her vagina? Who gives a shit about hairy legs.

 

[The Man They Call WMD]

Is she shaving her vagina? Who gives a shit about hairy legs.

I can live with some muff

 

[ABMorales787]

First time I ever hear about this no-shave November stuff.

 

[JWGunslinger]

Sadly, I'm not allowed to participate, due to work. Fucking job, with dress codes, and money and my desire to possess the money.

I hear ya, I started growin one a while back and my boss told me I had to lose it, fuckin bullshit. However since I'm on medical suspension I've been growing it out for about a month

 

[DirtyJosé]

If you can't deal with hairy pussy, quit now and turn gay.

 

[X]

Normally I don't go along with this trend but this year I think I might. Don't feel like shaving this month anyways.

 

[Dave]

I was getting worried that, after 30 posts, no one had asked what she had decided not to shave. Her legs? Her face? Her vag?

Thank God for Nick.

 

[Straight-Edge]

You should have kept on growing it to see how long it would take her to cave. No girl wants to go out in public with leg hair (I think).

 

[Dave]

Yeah, start calling her Chewbacca or something and see how long she lasts.

 

[Coco]

The number of mustaches on campus is disturbing. Thank goodness it's not also Leave The Top Half of Your Shirt Unbuttoned to Expose Chest Hair month.

 

[Shadowmancer]

The entire point of Movember is to raise money and awareness for Prostate and Testicular Cancer. Which is what people should be doing if they are taking part in Movember