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It's that time of the year again where it's time to make predictions and we can laugh at how wrong we were at the end of the season. Try to do your best to keep the thread spam free. Try to structure your predictions like I am, where I provide brief reasons for my reasoning behind standings. That way, it keeps it spam free.
AFC
East
1.) Patriots
2.) Jets*
3.) Dolphins
4.) Bills
I know I'm going to get shit on for this for being a homer, but the Patriots still have Tom Brady, Randy Moss, and Wes Welker. Torry Holt has been added to the wideouts crew, and Julian Edelman, Taylor Price, and Brandon Tate round out a very solid group of wideouts. Kevin Faulk will still make things happen. Laurence Maroney and Fred Taylor round out a decent running game. The Tight End position, which was a major weak point last season, is much improved with Alge Crumpler in a blocking role, and Rob Gronkowski and Aaron Hernandez as receiving threats. The defense is younger and much improved. The Patriots are still going to be very tough to beat, and the best in the division, especially with an easier schedule.
The Jets have improved in some areas and downgraded in others. They downgraded at running back though, and that's going to be one of their biggest weaknesses. They had the #1 rushing offense and defense last year and all they could do is muster a 9-7 record. They'll finish a very close second to the Patriots. The Dolphins got Dansby and Marshall, but I think Henne will struggle a little bit, and after Marshall, what else do they really have at WR? As far as the Bills go, do you see them getting even one win?
North
1.) Ravens
2.) Bengals
3.) Steelers
4.) Browns
The Ravens are flat-out scary. They're the best team in the AFC and they're Super Bowl bound in my opinion. Getting Anquan Boldin and Donte Stallworth are only going to make Joe Flacco much better and getting legitimate wideout threats was the last thing the Ravens needed. They're a complete team now. The Bengals, as long as Carson Palmer stays healthy, are going to be in it as well and very tough to handle, especially with the addition of TO. The Steelers will never truly get going and the Browns are going to be bad.
South
1.) Colts
2.) Texans*
3.) Titans
4.) Jaguars
The Colts will be the Colts. They'll do well in the regular season and falter in the playoffs. The Texans will finally put it all together though, and I see them finally making the playoffs. Vince Young is going to suffer and Chris Johnson is going to hit a wall, and the Jaguars are going to struggle.
West
1.) Chargers
2.) Chiefs
3.) Raiders
4.) Broncos
The Chargers win this division by default. Rivers is good enough to make this work even without Vincent Jackson. Plus, Ryan Matthews is poised for a huge season. The Chiefs have an easy schedule. I love Matt Cassel and they won't be as bad as the Raiders and Broncos are. The Raiders improve but still finish in third... Jason Campbell will be a huge upgrade though. The Broncos have no identity and got rid of two major stars as well as the defensive coordinator who made that defense work last year.
NFC
East
1.) Cowboys
2.) Redskins*
3.) Giants
4.) Eagles
This is the Cowboys time to take the top of the division. They're poised for something big and will be tough to put away. Romo's going to live up to his potential. The Redskins will be a close second. McNabb has something to prove and I think he's going to make the Eagles regret turning their back on him. Shanahan will work his magic with the running backs, and Portis will be considered a top running back again by the end of the season. Haynesworth will buy in after they have an early season run. I think the Giants will have a lot of the same problems they had last year, and I think Eli will fall to earth. The Eagles will struggle with Kolb.
North
1.) Vikings
2.) Packers*
3.) Lions
4.) Bears
The Vikings will have Favre back, and all that team really needs to be an elite team is a franchise QB like Favre is. Despite the success of the Vikings, Aaron Rodgers will still put up better numbers and he'll have another outstanding season to get the Packers a Wild Card spot. The Lions will keep improving, and I think they're even going to make a run for .500. The Bears will struggle, and Jay Cutler will be at the focal point of the struggles, between rifts with Urlacher and Mike Martz.
South
1.) Saints
2.) Falcons
3.) Panthers
4.) Buccaneers
The Saints coast to a division title and Brees will be the first to not feel the Madden Curse (Fitzgerald didn't, but Polamalu sure did last season). The Falcons will struggle again on defense, despite solid work from the offense, and they won't make the playoffs. The Panthers and Bucs will both be terrible.
West
1.) 49ers
2.) Seahawks
3.) Cardinals
4.) Rams
49ers win by default, this is a bad division and the Cards will struggle without Warner.
Awards
MVP: Philip Rivers
Offensive Player: Drew Brees
Defensive Player: Darrelle Revis
Offensive ROTY: Ryan Matthews
Defensive ROTY: Ndamukong Suh
AFC Playoffs:
1.) Ravens
2.) Colts
3.) Patriots
4.) Chargers
5.) Jets
6.) Texans
NFC Playoffs:
1.) Saints
2.) Vikings
3.) Cowboys
4.) 49ers
5.) Packers
6.) Redskins
AFC Championship: Ravens over Chargers
NFC Championship: Saints over Packers
Super Bowl: Saints over Ravens
AFC
East
1.) Patriots
2.) Jets*
3.) Dolphins
4.) Bills
I know I'm going to get shit on for this for being a homer, but the Patriots still have Tom Brady, Randy Moss, and Wes Welker. Torry Holt has been added to the wideouts crew, and Julian Edelman, Taylor Price, and Brandon Tate round out a very solid group of wideouts. Kevin Faulk will still make things happen. Laurence Maroney and Fred Taylor round out a decent running game. The Tight End position, which was a major weak point last season, is much improved with Alge Crumpler in a blocking role, and Rob Gronkowski and Aaron Hernandez as receiving threats. The defense is younger and much improved. The Patriots are still going to be very tough to beat, and the best in the division, especially with an easier schedule.
The Jets have improved in some areas and downgraded in others. They downgraded at running back though, and that's going to be one of their biggest weaknesses. They had the #1 rushing offense and defense last year and all they could do is muster a 9-7 record. They'll finish a very close second to the Patriots. The Dolphins got Dansby and Marshall, but I think Henne will struggle a little bit, and after Marshall, what else do they really have at WR? As far as the Bills go, do you see them getting even one win?
North
1.) Ravens
2.) Bengals
3.) Steelers
4.) Browns
The Ravens are flat-out scary. They're the best team in the AFC and they're Super Bowl bound in my opinion. Getting Anquan Boldin and Donte Stallworth are only going to make Joe Flacco much better and getting legitimate wideout threats was the last thing the Ravens needed. They're a complete team now. The Bengals, as long as Carson Palmer stays healthy, are going to be in it as well and very tough to handle, especially with the addition of TO. The Steelers will never truly get going and the Browns are going to be bad.
South
1.) Colts
2.) Texans*
3.) Titans
4.) Jaguars
The Colts will be the Colts. They'll do well in the regular season and falter in the playoffs. The Texans will finally put it all together though, and I see them finally making the playoffs. Vince Young is going to suffer and Chris Johnson is going to hit a wall, and the Jaguars are going to struggle.
West
1.) Chargers
2.) Chiefs
3.) Raiders
4.) Broncos
The Chargers win this division by default. Rivers is good enough to make this work even without Vincent Jackson. Plus, Ryan Matthews is poised for a huge season. The Chiefs have an easy schedule. I love Matt Cassel and they won't be as bad as the Raiders and Broncos are. The Raiders improve but still finish in third... Jason Campbell will be a huge upgrade though. The Broncos have no identity and got rid of two major stars as well as the defensive coordinator who made that defense work last year.
NFC
East
1.) Cowboys
2.) Redskins*
3.) Giants
4.) Eagles
This is the Cowboys time to take the top of the division. They're poised for something big and will be tough to put away. Romo's going to live up to his potential. The Redskins will be a close second. McNabb has something to prove and I think he's going to make the Eagles regret turning their back on him. Shanahan will work his magic with the running backs, and Portis will be considered a top running back again by the end of the season. Haynesworth will buy in after they have an early season run. I think the Giants will have a lot of the same problems they had last year, and I think Eli will fall to earth. The Eagles will struggle with Kolb.
North
1.) Vikings
2.) Packers*
3.) Lions
4.) Bears
The Vikings will have Favre back, and all that team really needs to be an elite team is a franchise QB like Favre is. Despite the success of the Vikings, Aaron Rodgers will still put up better numbers and he'll have another outstanding season to get the Packers a Wild Card spot. The Lions will keep improving, and I think they're even going to make a run for .500. The Bears will struggle, and Jay Cutler will be at the focal point of the struggles, between rifts with Urlacher and Mike Martz.
South
1.) Saints
2.) Falcons
3.) Panthers
4.) Buccaneers
The Saints coast to a division title and Brees will be the first to not feel the Madden Curse (Fitzgerald didn't, but Polamalu sure did last season). The Falcons will struggle again on defense, despite solid work from the offense, and they won't make the playoffs. The Panthers and Bucs will both be terrible.
West
1.) 49ers
2.) Seahawks
3.) Cardinals
4.) Rams
49ers win by default, this is a bad division and the Cards will struggle without Warner.
Awards
MVP: Philip Rivers
Offensive Player: Drew Brees
Defensive Player: Darrelle Revis
Offensive ROTY: Ryan Matthews
Defensive ROTY: Ndamukong Suh
AFC Playoffs:
1.) Ravens
2.) Colts
3.) Patriots
4.) Chargers
5.) Jets
6.) Texans
NFC Playoffs:
1.) Saints
2.) Vikings
3.) Cowboys
4.) 49ers
5.) Packers
6.) Redskins
AFC Championship: Ravens over Chargers
NFC Championship: Saints over Packers
Super Bowl: Saints over Ravens