THTRobtaylor
Once & Future Wrestlezone Columnist
This is not a serious thread, but here are some of my ideas.
Don't Go The F*** To The Dark Side - An animated tale narrated by Mace Windu
The Lars Trilogy -
Lars & The Real Girl - Papa Lars buys and later marries a slave, rejecting his sex-droid who then finds herself in the Cantina... They may not serve her kind there, but she can serve them...
Wookie Boots - Owen Lars' big idea to get off the farm is to create feminine, sturdy boots for Wookies. It fails dismally of course and on his return finds his dad has married a slave and his new stepbrother is a Jedi with a hot senator girlfriend.
Blue Milk - The visceral tale of a bitter Owen Lars and his violence to his wife Beru... notable for it's finale "I told you there'd be Hell To Pay...what?" (blaster noise)
Palpatine - Spielberg directs Daniel Day Lewis in a biopic that covers Palpatine's Sithness.
Hyper-Drive - Ryan Gosling as a young Han Solo stopping off to help out on Tattooine
The Snootles - The tale of the biggest band in the Galaxy, who implode after a spell with a "mystical guru" on Tattooine and their leader, Sy falls for a singer called Ooola.
Padawan Over The Cuckoo's Nest/Anni Got His Lightsaber - A first person view of Anakin's decent into madness and his turning into Vader, with Metallica soundtrack.
Red Two Zero - The tale of how Wedge Antillies was the great hope of Yavin, only for Luke Skywalker to steal his thunder. Directed by Kathryn Bigelow
Mos Eisley - Paul Thomas Anderson tells 7 interconnecting stories of the day the Falcon blasted out of said spaceport. Including the tale of the Stormtrooper who let R2 and C3PO go, the two droids he did capture, the barman of the cantina, Greedo, the person who bought Luke's speeder and Pig & Walrusface.
Solo's Eleven - A bored Han Solo (post Return) decides he want's to be a scoundrel one last time so puts together a motley crew to steal from 3 places on the Kessel run in 14 parsecs, including Salacious Crumb (greaseman), R2 and Threepio (The Jethros), Lando as the undercover guy, Luke's son as the tryhard newbie and Chewbacca as the always eating 2nd in command, bored of teaching people to let Wookies win at Space Chess.
Like I said, not serious but have some fun with your own...
Don't Go The F*** To The Dark Side - An animated tale narrated by Mace Windu
The Lars Trilogy -
Lars & The Real Girl - Papa Lars buys and later marries a slave, rejecting his sex-droid who then finds herself in the Cantina... They may not serve her kind there, but she can serve them...
Wookie Boots - Owen Lars' big idea to get off the farm is to create feminine, sturdy boots for Wookies. It fails dismally of course and on his return finds his dad has married a slave and his new stepbrother is a Jedi with a hot senator girlfriend.
Blue Milk - The visceral tale of a bitter Owen Lars and his violence to his wife Beru... notable for it's finale "I told you there'd be Hell To Pay...what?" (blaster noise)
Palpatine - Spielberg directs Daniel Day Lewis in a biopic that covers Palpatine's Sithness.
Hyper-Drive - Ryan Gosling as a young Han Solo stopping off to help out on Tattooine
The Snootles - The tale of the biggest band in the Galaxy, who implode after a spell with a "mystical guru" on Tattooine and their leader, Sy falls for a singer called Ooola.
Padawan Over The Cuckoo's Nest/Anni Got His Lightsaber - A first person view of Anakin's decent into madness and his turning into Vader, with Metallica soundtrack.
Red Two Zero - The tale of how Wedge Antillies was the great hope of Yavin, only for Luke Skywalker to steal his thunder. Directed by Kathryn Bigelow
Mos Eisley - Paul Thomas Anderson tells 7 interconnecting stories of the day the Falcon blasted out of said spaceport. Including the tale of the Stormtrooper who let R2 and C3PO go, the two droids he did capture, the barman of the cantina, Greedo, the person who bought Luke's speeder and Pig & Walrusface.
Solo's Eleven - A bored Han Solo (post Return) decides he want's to be a scoundrel one last time so puts together a motley crew to steal from 3 places on the Kessel run in 14 parsecs, including Salacious Crumb (greaseman), R2 and Threepio (The Jethros), Lando as the undercover guy, Luke's son as the tryhard newbie and Chewbacca as the always eating 2nd in command, bored of teaching people to let Wookies win at Space Chess.
Like I said, not serious but have some fun with your own...
