Ok I got some ideas for some fairly stupid gimmicks...
How bout a guy that has been diagnosed with some sort of psychological anger issue, and can't help it when he gets upset and attacks someone............ oh wait that was Orton.
Ok well how about a guy who runs around acting like he's some sort of super patriotic soldier and is all about honesty and all that other mushy good stuff?.......... oh wait that's CENA
Well how about some biker-like guy who is on a path of vengence because his opponent beat the crap out of his family and he.... waaaaiiiit that's Triple H
All jokes aside (and I'm not saying I think their gimmicks are entirely stupid), I think the WWE needs to make more of their wrestlers have more defined personalities. I LOVE festus' thing, where he's got that schizophrenia kinda thing, and he's frozen until the bell rings and he just goes balls wild.
For a heel, how about some PETA member who goes around saying that EVERYONE in the audience is terrible because they eat meat, hunt, wear animal hides, blah blah blah. He also does the same thing in the locker room, and eventually attacks some guy he sees eating a steak
, starting a feud. (For anybody that's a PETA supporter/member, if you have anything against me saying this gimmick, you can message me and we'll chat).
I can't remember if this had been done before, but what about a Crocodile Hunter Steve Irwin kinda gimmick? Not only would it be hilarious, but that gimmick could be either heel OR face. He could go around backstage, halfway crouched down, and talk about a wrestler or diva...
"He we are, looking at the ANIMAL... Batista... a big brute, powaful, but not entirely intelligent..."
or he goes into the diva's locker room... "CRIKEY! Look at THAT sheila! She's a real beaut, ain't she!?"
or imagine if he came across hornswoggle...
