New Facebook Messenger

[Tastycles]

So yeah, now they've bought WhatsApp, they've basically merged Facey b with WhatsApp, which means everyone who has your phone number and Facebook themselves now has a direct link to your Facebook profile.

Cons:

All of my colleagues etc. can now see my Facebook

Pros:

I can now put an actual name to the people saved as "Katie Poshgirl" and "Swedish Girl" in my phone. Boy, did I outkick my coverage with Katie Poshgirl.

I'm putting this thread here in the hope that some idiot will hilariously reveal themselves as a stalker.

 

[Uncle Sam]

As someone with a severe lack of Katey Poshgirls (and even fewer Scandinavians) on my phone, the consequences could be dire.

 

[The Dragon Saga]

I'm so not with the times. I don't have Snapchat or WhatsApp. But I'm just going to ignore my lack of knowledge and say it's because I'm cool and refuse to conform.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I'll be sure to check this out when I do my bi-annual FaceBook login.

 

[Lee]

She must have been rather posh then.

You're down as Garth Tasty in my phone. Sam's down as Sam Uncle.

 

[Tastycles]

She must have been rather posh then.

Ridiculously so.

The Katie Poshgirl story is predictably ludicrous, can't be bothered to type it all, but it ends with me trying to sneak out of a house and walking into a room where a family breakfast of poshies reading the Telegraph was taking place by mistake.

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

The Katie Poshgirl story is predictably ludicrous, can't be bothered to type it all, but it ends with me trying to sneak out of a house and walking into a room where a family breakfast of poshies reading the Telegraph was taking place by mistake.

Sounds like a middle-class version of Trainspotting.

 

[Dowdsy McDowds]

Sounds like a middle-class version of Trainspotting.

Spoiler

 

[Akhilleus]

I've gradually noticed that most of the people I like no longer use Facebook, and I haven't really either. Only thing I do on it is chat to a couple of people. It's basically just like instant messenger or something.

It's actually just one person I talk to on a regular basis. I go onto a website just to talk to a single person.

I'm a twitter guy myself now. Joined it like last October and it grew on me.

 

[Tastycles]

Spoiler

Sounds like a middle-class version of Trainspotting.

This isn't even my story that is most similar to the Spud scene.

 

[Nate DaMac]

Yeah I have a phone with text messaging. These apps seem pointless.