Name The Band

[nightmare]

Last summer some friends and I started a band and it started picking up steam enough and we now have requests to play at some bars. Problem is, we have no name. We made a list last night and some are great but some are crap. I think there are a few that would look bad ass on a shirt but we are undecided. Help me out with some feedback and I'll send u a shirt if ya want or free drinks if we play a show near you.


1- Professor English and the Lip Sweaters

2- Jellyfish Condom

3- Hebrew Teabag

4- Canadian Lady Beard

5- Dick Lint and the Invisible Mannequins

6- Jefferey Wellington and the Queen's Beaver

7- Todd... You're Adopted

8- Adamantium Napkin

9- Telekinetic Abortion

10- Dr. Dieter von Krueger's Dead Baby Band and Frozen Yougert Stand



4,7 and 10 are my favorite. Just undecided and I cant wait to make some posters\shirts with these names. What you guys think? Any better ideas would be considered and appreciated.

 

[Captain Morgan Freeman]

Dixie Normous and the sunshine band

 

[Lee]

IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS

 

[JGlass]

I like 9, but I could see that not going over well in Texas. After that, I like 7 the best, but I'd change the ellipsis into a comma.

 

[Nate DaMac]

4 ****

The Moderately Amusing *****

... That's all I got.

 

[Tastycles]

Todd... You're adopted is good. The rest, not so much.

 

[nightmare]

I like 9, but I could see that not going over well in Texas. After that, I like 7 the best, but I'd change the ellipsis into a comma.

The people that would come see us would enjoy the humor. We dont really care if the church folk disagree.

Duly noted on the punctuation. I really like that one.

... That's all I got.

I like that one....


I always wanted to manage a midget Led Zeppelin cover band. I would call the band "Step Ladder to Hell"...

 

[Alex]

MockingBird

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8

 

[nightmare]

After tonight it might have to be "I love crazy chicks".... A.J. will be our mascot...

 

[Pepe Silvia]

Clitoris and the Squeaky Queefs

 

[Muffin Top Merkley]

Depends on the music you play.

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

11

 

[Miko]

Depends on the music you play.

If this is a name suggestion I suggest you use it

 

[nightmare]

Unintentional, but very good idea Merk.


We play some covers but alot of original stuff. Like a cross between Coheed\Tool with some Tenacious D type lyrics.


My boss said "Free Drinks on the House" and as good as that would look on the marquee, the owners might not be happy. I can see a riot happening when no drinks are free.

 

[Lee]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-surrey-18502818

4am

 

[Johnny Scumm]

The Moth Popes.

We're Not Very Good, But We Think We'll Make It.

 

[Mr. Artistic guy]

The idea I had back when wanting to form a band was 'Made In China'. Might not be funny enough for what you're trying. Off the list, I like the Todd one.

 

[Johnny Scumm]

Justin Direction.