Or so WWE creative wants me to think. Yes, yes, the ol' bait and switch.
Ever since Orton turned face around WrestleMania-time, people have been muttering about how he's the next Steve Austin - the one man that can challenge John Cena for the title of top face. Unfortunately, somebody seems to have neglected to tell the writers.
Orton was more of a force when he was a cowardly heel. I mean, he's pretty much the only person that's gone down clean to Jack Swagger. Yes, he used a steel chair. A weak-looking backdrop onto a steel chair that was perfectly legal; one that Orton was even planning on using himself until he got his pathetic ass reversed. This is the same Jack Swagger that has gone down to the likes of John Morrison, Kofi Kingston and Rey Mysterio.
Then his feud with Edge starts with Orton standing there for five minutes, making odd faces before taking a surprise swing at Edge only to lose the ensuing brawl. He only saves himself with a surprise RKO. In the resulting match, he separates his shoulder in a borefest that ends in a double count-out.
Then, to spice things up a bit, he gets a door sort of, maybe pushed onto his arm a bit AND HOLY MOTHERFUCKING SHIT HIS ARM JUST FELL APART BEFORE OUR EYES! We then get an absolutely thrilling one-armed bout between him and Edge that Edge thought was so fucking stupid that he untied himself and just beat Orton up.
Just, really, what is going on? Oh, and his shirt looks like something the UFC rejected.
Ever since Orton turned face around WrestleMania-time, people have been muttering about how he's the next Steve Austin - the one man that can challenge John Cena for the title of top face. Unfortunately, somebody seems to have neglected to tell the writers.
Orton was more of a force when he was a cowardly heel. I mean, he's pretty much the only person that's gone down clean to Jack Swagger. Yes, he used a steel chair. A weak-looking backdrop onto a steel chair that was perfectly legal; one that Orton was even planning on using himself until he got his pathetic ass reversed. This is the same Jack Swagger that has gone down to the likes of John Morrison, Kofi Kingston and Rey Mysterio.
Then his feud with Edge starts with Orton standing there for five minutes, making odd faces before taking a surprise swing at Edge only to lose the ensuing brawl. He only saves himself with a surprise RKO. In the resulting match, he separates his shoulder in a borefest that ends in a double count-out.
Then, to spice things up a bit, he gets a door sort of, maybe pushed onto his arm a bit AND HOLY MOTHERFUCKING SHIT HIS ARM JUST FELL APART BEFORE OUR EYES! We then get an absolutely thrilling one-armed bout between him and Edge that Edge thought was so fucking stupid that he untied himself and just beat Orton up.
Just, really, what is going on? Oh, and his shirt looks like something the UFC rejected.