My half-lesbian gf broke up with me

[HEEL Blazy]

Make me feel better?


and no this isn't the pot smoking ex-gf I was asking about. Its some other girl.

She broke up with me tonight and I'm kinda bleh over it. Didn't enjoy Chuck which I usely love. Didn't enjoy Two and a Half Men and I didn't enjoy Raw which well probably would have happend anyway but still I need cheering up.

I mean my half-lesbian gf broke up with me that sucks and cause she found someone else also

 

[Via Armbar]

If she was half lesbian wouldn't that make her mom full lesbian? If she was lesbian than why did she have intercourse with a male to create some sort of hetero-gay hybrid child? Do those even exists? Is there a name for somebody that enjoys the better parts of both sexes?

 

[HEEL Blazy]

half-lesbian aka Bi.

The girl's bi okay its something I sorta started calling bi girls I have no idea why but yeah. So cheer me up Mr.Armbar

 

[Moon Knight]

Hey, think of it this way. No woman putting her input on your life, no woman to spend time with therefore more time for yourself and your dudes. Also you are free to bang any hot chick you want. Think of the possibilities! If all else fails, just tell yourself she was an ugly bitch and lousy in bed. Trust me, it works. The more you play her down the better you feel.

 

[HEEL Blazy]

Hey, think of it this way. No woman putting her input on your life, no woman to spend time with therefore more time for yourself and your dudes. Also you are free to bang any hot chick you want. Think of the possibilities! If all else fails, just tell yourself she was an ugly bitch and lousy in bed. Trust me, it works. The more you play her down the better you feel.

Are you one of my friends god damn sounds like some shit they'd say.

They talk the trash for me calling her a ****e bitch heartless shit like that.

One chick like she's dumb your a great guy...hmm wonder if I can get some action there like pitty sex...nah I don't want pitty sex....or do I...

Nah fuck pitty sex.

But no for real like just cheer me up. Tell me some great music to listen to or something

 

[Moon Knight]

Are you one of my friends god damn sounds like some shit they'd say.

They talk the trash for me calling her a ****e bitch heartless shit like that.

One chick like she's dumb your a great guy...hmm wonder if I can get some action there like pitty sex...nah I don't want pitty sex....or do I...

Nah fuck pitty sex.

But no for real like just cheer me up. Tell me some great music to listen to or something

We never met, and sex is sex.....J/K...or am I? Try playing some video games, always gets my mind off things. Not much enters into my realm when I am playing a good game, also some happy music works.

[youtube]knu-HYHA0wM[/youtube]

I am not muslim, but for some reason I find that peaceful.

 

[Nate DaMac]

I just got burned by a Bi chick too. Little different though, I never dated her. I just put it to her a couple of times. I feel like such a puss because I ended it. I wanted something a little more than being a fuck buddy and she was super hung up on her butch ex. Best advice I have, Find a new bologna hole. Pronto. Keeps your mind off of it.

 

[HEEL Blazy]

I tried playing SD vs Raw 2010. I made her but then remembered you can't have matches where guys vs girls so my idea of giving her a shit load of RKO's didn't work.

So then I used two of my friends to kick her ass didn't make me feel better.

So I tried games might play Halo soon and try that hopefully it helps.

Music usely cheers me up but tonight it doesn't seem to. It just I don't get it.

She tells me love her less i do and she thinks I don't love her enough?? WTF!

 

[Via Armbar]

A box of chocolates will do wonders honestly. Nothing can make things better than a box of chocolately goodness.

And after you eat the chocolates you can shit on her car. You have to draw the battle lines first or you'll lose ground.

 

[HEEL Blazy]

Oh god don't make me take in more chocolate. I been drinking YooHoo's and eatting damn Reese Cup's all week. I'll die if I eat more or drink more or anything.

Maybe porn??? Like I sign her up for weird porn or some shit?

 

[Via Armbar]

No, don't sign her up for any porn. Whatever that even means. What you should do is participate in said porn. You'll blow her mind. She would be all like ''what about to my Shakey boy, he was so innocent and now he's eating pubic hair sandwiches while an overweight asian in a peacoat licks his ears''. That would show her.

 

[HEEL Blazy]

If I fucked anyone in porn it would be Cody Starr...

Just saying..

But nah come on if I signed her up for like I don't know old fat gay guy porn...That would show her right?

 

[Theo Mays]

Sorry to hear about the break up $hake. My advice. Sit down, pop in a favorite movie of yours, chow down on some junk food (Popcorn, chocolate, etc...), crack open a few beers (assuming you drink), if not throw down a couple of sodas, grow a beard, let the hair grow out, jam out to some music (whatever makes you feel better), and just sit back and enjoy yourself. Adjust to having some alone time before you get back on that saddle and find yourself a new women. Do that for a few days and you'll be set. Obviously lighten up on the food over the course of time, because you'll have to spend the next week losing all the weight haha. Nothing wrong with letting go on occasions however.

 

[TheOneBigWill]

Turn gay. That'll teach the bitch.

 

[HEEL Blazy]

Sorry to hear about the break up $hake. My advice. Sit down, pop in a favorite movie of yours, chow down on some junk food (Popcorn, chocolate, etc...), crack open a few beers (assuming you drink), if not throw down a couple of sodas, grow a beard, let the hair grow out, jam out to some music (whatever makes you feel better), and just sit back and enjoy yourself. Adjust to having some alone time before you get back on that saddle and find yourself a new women. Do that for a few days and you'll be set. Obviously lighten up on the food over the course of time, because you'll have to spend the next week losing all the weight haha. Nothing wrong with letting go on occasions however.

I might watch a one or two of the Back to the Futures in the morning. I do drink but my dad doesn't know so I got none of that so I'll toss back a Dr.Pepper or Two. Hell maybe make my lunchable yes I eat them damnit. I just gotta try to adjust..

I wish I could post this awesome rant I posted else where but I am sure I'd get banned for it. Its pretty rough and hardcore.


if I got you on FB write me I'll send it...

if not well...sorry...

and Will I can't give up the poontang

 

[Theo Mays]

I don't believe we are friends on Facebook Shake. However I'm not hard to find lol. If not I guess I'll have to hear it from ya some other time. And lunchables are fucking awesome dude. Nothing to be ashamed of there. Adjustment will be the hardest part, but once you've adjusted you'll be set in stone and ready to move on to bigger and better things.

 

[TheOneBigWill]

Honestly; the only thing you can do is get over it and move on.

Is that easy to do? No. Never truly is. But it happens easier than you think, and quicker than you realize. Some times you meet someone thats incredibly hard to shake (no pun intended) but for the most part I'm confident you'll be back on the market looking completely open to anyone new.

If this girl didn't see something in you worth staying with you, then she isn't worth your time because she missed what someone, someday, will see.

Plus.. Bi chics are AWFUL to have as lasting relationship Women. Not only do you have to worry about other guys trying to steal her, but also girls too. Fuck. That.

 

[Via Armbar]

If anyone in here hasn't voted Savage, go do so.

 

[HEEL Blazy]

I don't believe we are friends on Facebook Shake. However I'm not hard to find lol. If not I guess I'll have to hear it from ya some other time. And lunchables are fucking awesome dude. Nothing to be ashamed of there. Adjustment will be the hardest part, but once you've adjusted you'll be set in stone and ready to move on to bigger and better things.

How would I go about finding you. I got like maybe 3 or 4 people from off here I'm sure.

Honestly; the only thing you can do is get over it and move on.

Is that easy to do? No. Never truly is. But it happens easier than you think, and quicker than you realize. Some times you meet someone thats incredibly hard to shake (no pun intended) but for the most part I'm confident you'll be back on the market looking completely open to anyone new.

If this girl didn't see something in you worth staying with you, then she isn't worth your time because she missed what someone, someday, will see.

Plus.. Bi chics are AWFUL to have as lasting relationship Women. Not only do you have to worry about other guys trying to steal her, but also girls too. Fuck. That.

What someone else told me that last part anyway. I mean you'd think I learn. 9 Bi gf's out of 11 of the gf's I've had...8 of the bi's cheated this was the first not to cheat that well I know of. The two none bi's didnt cheat but left me anyway.

But yeah man thanks for that advice. All of you are helping a little.

So thanks to all of you. I've repped you all I'm sure so enjoy.

 

[Sparky]

Sparky's advice.

Stay away from bi chicks. Bi chicks are nothing but trouble.

 

[Theo Mays]

If anyone in here hasn't voted Savage, go do so.

You're welcome. Always preferred Savage to HBK so that was my deciding factor.

How would I go about finding you. I got like maybe 3 or 4 people from off here I'm sure.

EDIT: You found me and it has been accepted mate.

 

[TheOneBigWill]

If anyone in here hasn't voted Savage, go do so.

All tied up.

 

[HEEL Blazy]

Ahh found you from the WZ Forum FB Page so good shot

and I'll go vote in a min Armbar my man.

 

[Via Armbar]

FUCK YES. Jericho and Austin look to be getting through as well. Armbar's trio is still going strong.

 

[Sparky]

send me a link and I will vote. too lazy to search for it. You want me to vote you do the hard work