Coming out of Hardcore Justice, there are some really specific things I'm hoping to see from Impact Wrestling. I know I won't get all of them or probably even half, but can a brother get one-third? In no specific order...
1. Kurt Angle, tweener... Mr Anderson, heel
I'd have hoped the experiment to make Anderson a true tweener was over after he joined Immortal, but this last month has made it hard to tell. I don't understand how they can think someone who is SO OBNOXIOUS would ever work in that role. Not only is Anderson not that funny, but he never comes off as a badass. He typically has to do something dirty to win a match. He's a natural heel. Stop forcing the square peg into the round hole.
Meanwhile, Angle smacking Sting with that chair gives you a chance to have a true tweener. Now I'd have no problem if Angle went full heel because he's brilliant in that role. However, that would be an issue right now with Immortal in the picture. Angle could work really well in the tweener role ras a guy who will do dirty shit at times (e.g. Steve Austin, "DTA") but is also enough of a badass that you'll cheer him on. Sure, he'll get booed on the next Impact for cheating Sting. But you're telling me he couldn't instantly bounce back to getting cheers if Immortal came after him? He can pull that off better than anyone in TNA right now.
2. Beer Money drops Tag Titles... to Pope and Devon?!?!
They're the best in the world right now, but that dominance is killing the tag division. There'd be a great way to get the titles off them without making them look bad and immediately elevate Roode and Storm into bigger feuds. Not only that, but my next champions could use the belts to help save their god-awful storyline. Ready for some brilliant armchair booking?
On one of the next two Impacts, Bischoff announces that he's booked Beer Money versus Devon and Pope in a combined BFG Series AND Tag Team Title match. Why would he do this? Because Immortal interferes to cost Beer Money the gold. Who would be easier for Immortal to take the belts from; the best tag team in the world or an experienced and dysfunctional partnership in Devon and Pope? Strategy!
Look at all the things this would accomplish. One... it escalates the Fortune/Immortal feud and gives Roode and Storm immediate reason to come after their heads. Two... it adds a new wrinkle to the pitiful Devon/Pope story that could tolerable. Three... you have an immediate new program as two Immortal guys (probably Gunner and Steiner) could now go after the new champs for their gold.
3. Aries beats Kendrick VERY soon
Short and simple request here; please don't drag out an Aries/Kendrick program to the next PPV. Kendrick is not a PPV-calibur champion. Have Aries get that title soon so that either he and Shelley or maybe Kazarian can have a real PPV-worthy match at No Surrender. The longer Kendrick has the belt the more stupid promos he'll cut.
4. Do SOMETHING with AJ Styles
AJ proved again last night just how dynamic he is. From the moment he got tagged in to the end of the match he was just on fire. Find him a solid storyline and make him a bigger part of the show. I know he just headlined a PPV one month ago, but it feels a lot longer now after a month of NOTHING.
5. Make Joe's promo matter
After his DQ loss to Pope on the last Impact, Joe cut an intense backstage promo and promised blood. I loved the promise and I want to see him deliver. It's hard to tell exactly how he'll focus his rage, but if he's pissed off at "the establishment" then doesn't he have to come after Bischoff and Hogan? I guess another way to do it would be for him to go after people who he's decided are "Network" favorites; the guys with the best looks and textbook marketability.
Whatever the direction, make the promo count! This is one of the most unique guys in the business, and he WILL draw if used the right way.
6. Sting & The Hardy Boys... United
This one if kind of off-the-wall, but hear me out. Imagine Sting getting ganged up on by Immortal. Lights go out... Matt Hardy is in the ring! He suddenly attacks Immortal members to help Sting break loose. They clear the ring, except Sting has Ray and hits him with a Scorpion Death Drop! Lights go out again... and they come back to show Jeff Hardy standing on the top rope! Swanton bomb on Ray!
From a storyline standpoint... after Victory Road, Immortal totally threw Jeff under the bus and he hasn't been seen since. Matt's also been missing two months. If these guys are doing okay and ready to return to work, why not make them Sting's new weapons against Immortal? It'd be like a throwback to the New Brood, only with Sting instead of Gangrel! That's the biggest upgrade since Triple H went from Chyna to Stephanie.
You could easily sell this new direction for the Hardys, too. Sting could say that they were prime examples of what Bischoff's poison can do, particularly Jeff. While Immortal had cast Jeff aside and left him to rot, Sting went out and found the guys and helped him; got him back on his feet and showed him how what Immortal did to him is what they're doing to TNA as a whole.
1. Kurt Angle, tweener... Mr Anderson, heel
I'd have hoped the experiment to make Anderson a true tweener was over after he joined Immortal, but this last month has made it hard to tell. I don't understand how they can think someone who is SO OBNOXIOUS would ever work in that role. Not only is Anderson not that funny, but he never comes off as a badass. He typically has to do something dirty to win a match. He's a natural heel. Stop forcing the square peg into the round hole.
Meanwhile, Angle smacking Sting with that chair gives you a chance to have a true tweener. Now I'd have no problem if Angle went full heel because he's brilliant in that role. However, that would be an issue right now with Immortal in the picture. Angle could work really well in the tweener role ras a guy who will do dirty shit at times (e.g. Steve Austin, "DTA") but is also enough of a badass that you'll cheer him on. Sure, he'll get booed on the next Impact for cheating Sting. But you're telling me he couldn't instantly bounce back to getting cheers if Immortal came after him? He can pull that off better than anyone in TNA right now.
2. Beer Money drops Tag Titles... to Pope and Devon?!?!
They're the best in the world right now, but that dominance is killing the tag division. There'd be a great way to get the titles off them without making them look bad and immediately elevate Roode and Storm into bigger feuds. Not only that, but my next champions could use the belts to help save their god-awful storyline. Ready for some brilliant armchair booking?
On one of the next two Impacts, Bischoff announces that he's booked Beer Money versus Devon and Pope in a combined BFG Series AND Tag Team Title match. Why would he do this? Because Immortal interferes to cost Beer Money the gold. Who would be easier for Immortal to take the belts from; the best tag team in the world or an experienced and dysfunctional partnership in Devon and Pope? Strategy!
Look at all the things this would accomplish. One... it escalates the Fortune/Immortal feud and gives Roode and Storm immediate reason to come after their heads. Two... it adds a new wrinkle to the pitiful Devon/Pope story that could tolerable. Three... you have an immediate new program as two Immortal guys (probably Gunner and Steiner) could now go after the new champs for their gold.
3. Aries beats Kendrick VERY soon
Short and simple request here; please don't drag out an Aries/Kendrick program to the next PPV. Kendrick is not a PPV-calibur champion. Have Aries get that title soon so that either he and Shelley or maybe Kazarian can have a real PPV-worthy match at No Surrender. The longer Kendrick has the belt the more stupid promos he'll cut.
4. Do SOMETHING with AJ Styles
AJ proved again last night just how dynamic he is. From the moment he got tagged in to the end of the match he was just on fire. Find him a solid storyline and make him a bigger part of the show. I know he just headlined a PPV one month ago, but it feels a lot longer now after a month of NOTHING.
5. Make Joe's promo matter
After his DQ loss to Pope on the last Impact, Joe cut an intense backstage promo and promised blood. I loved the promise and I want to see him deliver. It's hard to tell exactly how he'll focus his rage, but if he's pissed off at "the establishment" then doesn't he have to come after Bischoff and Hogan? I guess another way to do it would be for him to go after people who he's decided are "Network" favorites; the guys with the best looks and textbook marketability.
Whatever the direction, make the promo count! This is one of the most unique guys in the business, and he WILL draw if used the right way.
6. Sting & The Hardy Boys... United
This one if kind of off-the-wall, but hear me out. Imagine Sting getting ganged up on by Immortal. Lights go out... Matt Hardy is in the ring! He suddenly attacks Immortal members to help Sting break loose. They clear the ring, except Sting has Ray and hits him with a Scorpion Death Drop! Lights go out again... and they come back to show Jeff Hardy standing on the top rope! Swanton bomb on Ray!
From a storyline standpoint... after Victory Road, Immortal totally threw Jeff under the bus and he hasn't been seen since. Matt's also been missing two months. If these guys are doing okay and ready to return to work, why not make them Sting's new weapons against Immortal? It'd be like a throwback to the New Brood, only with Sting instead of Gangrel! That's the biggest upgrade since Triple H went from Chyna to Stephanie.
You could easily sell this new direction for the Hardys, too. Sting could say that they were prime examples of what Bischoff's poison can do, particularly Jeff. While Immortal had cast Jeff aside and left him to rot, Sting went out and found the guys and helped him; got him back on his feet and showed him how what Immortal did to him is what they're doing to TNA as a whole.