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Most Ridiculous Match You'd Pay to See

AwesomeRko

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The topic is pretty simple, amongst the various mind-boggling atrocities which wrestling bookers could commit and still might *cough Vince Russo*, what match would amuse you to the greatest dgree in its sheer pointlessness and hilarity.

Off the top of my head I'm going to start with a fatal 450 splash match in which the first to succesfully execute a 450 splash from the top rope wins. The participants would be Viscera ( in pj's), Mark Henry (as sexual chocolate), Rikishi and the Funkasaurus Brodus Clay (Somebody call my momma!). The match would probably be never-ending, so 24/7 tv coverage would have to be available.

Honourable mentions:

Shawn Michaels vs John Laurinitis in a sore throats match, or cough sweeties on a pole whichever is more marketable.

HHH vs the rest of the roster in a BURIED alive match, the Game finally manages it he buries every superstar on the roster in one match. Not to worry though Super-Cena tunnels out, finds himself in China (not in the X-Pac sense), swims the Atlantic and is back in time for the end of the show.
 
Ric Flair vs. a broom. In a tuxedo match.

I am not joking when I say that I would pay to see that.
 
Tommy Dreamer versus The Boogeyman in the Loser Eats Whatever's in Undertaker's Urn Match. It could be Jillian Hall's face thingy, tobacco spit, nacho cheese, the souls of fallen jobbers, only Paul Bearer knows for sure and he ain't talkin'.
 
Frank Gotch vs Jeff Hardy

That might actually be interesting I would love to see how their different generations of styles collided.
 

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