AwesomeRko
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The topic is pretty simple, amongst the various mind-boggling atrocities which wrestling bookers could commit and still might *cough Vince Russo*, what match would amuse you to the greatest dgree in its sheer pointlessness and hilarity.
Off the top of my head I'm going to start with a fatal 450 splash match in which the first to succesfully execute a 450 splash from the top rope wins. The participants would be Viscera ( in pj's), Mark Henry (as sexual chocolate), Rikishi and the Funkasaurus Brodus Clay (Somebody call my momma!). The match would probably be never-ending, so 24/7 tv coverage would have to be available.
Honourable mentions:
Shawn Michaels vs John Laurinitis in a sore throats match, or cough sweeties on a pole whichever is more marketable.
HHH vs the rest of the roster in a BURIED alive match, the Game finally manages it he buries every superstar on the roster in one match. Not to worry though Super-Cena tunnels out, finds himself in China (not in the X-Pac sense), swims the Atlantic and is back in time for the end of the show.
Off the top of my head I'm going to start with a fatal 450 splash match in which the first to succesfully execute a 450 splash from the top rope wins. The participants would be Viscera ( in pj's), Mark Henry (as sexual chocolate), Rikishi and the Funkasaurus Brodus Clay (Somebody call my momma!). The match would probably be never-ending, so 24/7 tv coverage would have to be available.
Honourable mentions:
Shawn Michaels vs John Laurinitis in a sore throats match, or cough sweeties on a pole whichever is more marketable.
HHH vs the rest of the roster in a BURIED alive match, the Game finally manages it he buries every superstar on the roster in one match. Not to worry though Super-Cena tunnels out, finds himself in China (not in the X-Pac sense), swims the Atlantic and is back in time for the end of the show.
