Monkey's Random Thoughts For ECW: 9-30-08

[Monkey_Mania]

I'm back for another round of idiotic thoughts.

• I'm going to catch flack for it. But Matt Hardy is the best thing to happen to ECW
• Miz and Morrison are talented, but sometimes downright childish
• If Shawn Michaels ever thinks about getting a hair transplant, he can ask Mike Knox to shave his beard
• Jack Swagger is a combo of Mr. Perfect and Brock Lensar
• Evan Bourne is highly entertaining, but I just dont know
• Mark Henry is a pretty big dude, and for those who didnt know it. He is still pretty strong
• Fuck Ricky Ortiz...The Piece Of Shit

 

[klunderbunker]

Agree
Agree
Funny but true
Agree
Agree....those kicks he does just make me wonder sometimes.
Agree, even though his move is in essence a splash.
AMEN

 

[Afro-Ameri-Spawn]

I'm back for another round of idiotic thoughts.

• I'm going to catch flack for it. But Matt Hardy is the best thing to happen to ECW
• Miz and Morrison are talented, but sometimes downright childish
• If Shawn Michaels ever thinks about getting a hair transplant, he can ask Mike Knox to shave his beard
• Jack Swagger is a combo of Mr. Perfect and Brock Lensar
• Evan Bourne is highly entertaining, but I just dont know
• Mark Henry is a pretty big dude, and for those who didnt know it. He is still pretty strong
• Fuck Ricky Ortiz...The Piece Of Shit

1. Until when? I could think of at least 10 better midcarders who would have been better.
2. Agreed. But they are made to look so suck ass. I hate that.
3. Jack Swagger is a combination of a young JBL and that one guy who was supposed to be the next big OVW star last year. You know, then one from Tough Enough who they ended up cutting.
4. He's okay. A couple of new moves, but he won't get Mysterio push any time in the next 10 years.
5. Very much agreed. But he still sucks on the mic. Let Tony Atlas speak for him for god's sakes. He can't be any worse.
6. Very much agreed. But they need to build up the next great hispanic and he's the only one who qualifies. Dammit.

 

[Monkey_Mania]

1. Until when? I could think of at least 10 better midcarders who would have been better.

Who? They needed a top face. Matt Hardy is pretty much the only over MidCard face they couldve used.

2. Agreed. But they are made to look so suck ass. I hate that.

Same

3. Jack Swagger is a combination of a young JBL and that one guy who was supposed to be the next big OVW star last year. You know, then one from Tough Enough who they ended up cutting.

Not thinking so, he has Perfects arrogance, along with Lesnar's "look" and ability.

4. He's okay. A couple of new moves, but he won't get Mysterio push any time in the next 10 years.

Mysterio sucks. Evan Bourne is better on his own.

5. Very much agreed. But he still sucks on the mic. Let Tony Atlas speak for him for god's sakes. He can't be any worse.

Agreed.

6. Very much agreed. But they need to build up the next great hispanic and he's the only one who qualifies. Dammit.

We wish him best in his future endeavors.



SEE YOU AT MCDONALDS JACKASS!

 

[Danmen001]

Matt Hardy is da' bomb. Hardy mark FTW, I've also lately tried to be as anti-smark as possible ... if that doesn't do it nothing will.