MITB 2017

[Nate DaMac]

Here's the real main event.

 

[Black Anaconda Vise]

"....these two?"

Lmao

 

[enviousdominous]

You shouldn't trash peoples' offices Ascension!

 

[Wildcat66]

The hometown curse lives! And it's sort of justified this time!

 

[Jeff Deliverer of Mail]

There's not small enough text for how little this surprise is.

 

[shafe_41]

I have some paint that needs drying. Gonna go watch it. BRB when the main event starts.

 

[Sai the Uganda Guy]

Didn't they beat Ascension on SD already though? Meh.

 

[Dmbfantomas]

I think it'll be The Ascention, because why not?

I AM THE SMARTEST MAN ALIVE!!!

 

[JamJam]

I like Breezango tbh. More Breezango on my screen please!

 

[shafe_41]

There's not small enough text for how little this surprise is.

An invisible font is still not small enough.

 

[klunderbunker]

I smell a misdirection.

 

[Loveless]

Beating up people's offices seems about the level of The Ascension.

 

[enviousdominous]

Everytime Konnor comes back from an absence, he gains an extra fifty pounds.

 

[Vageena Hertz]

I AM THE SMARTEST MAN ALIVE!!!

Said it before you. Suck it.

 

[shafe_41]

Can't wait to see Mike Bennett climb the ranks of Smackdown beating Ryder, Mojo, and the "10" guy because he's so irrelevant I forget his name already

 

[Black Anaconda Vise]

So is Alpha gonna come out afterwards and beat up the Fashion Police?

 

[Vageena Hertz]

Yet another superstar with long hair losing it. Do they not know you can get hair transplant?

 

[BaconBits]

The Ascension is a team that needs to be huge roided up monsters. Instead they look the two lame dudes that hang out at the end of the bar in t-shirts that say No Fat Chix. They look like a white trash Laurel and Hardy.

 

[Dmbfantomas]

Said it before you. Suck it.

I said it better, and no thank you.

 

[Loveless]

I smell a misdirection.

So do I, oddly enough. Absolutely no effort was put into this by anyone.

 

[enviousdominous]

Remember when Konnor was asked by Matt Stryker to name a location where a WrestleMania event had been held, and he emphatically answered "PEEWEE HERMAN!"?

Spoiler

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[Dmbfantomas]

Yet another superstar with long hair losing it. Do they not know you can get hair transplant?

Cena did.

 

[Wildcat66]

Everytime Konnor comes back from an absence, he gains an extra fifty pounds.

It's like Konnor's given up on life.

 

[Black Anaconda Vise]

Oh.

Well that sucked.

 

[Sai the Uganda Guy]

The Ascension is a team that needs to be huge roided up monsters. Instead they look the two lame skinny fat dudes that hang out at the end of the bar in t-shirts that say No Fat Chix.

I remember the encounter they had with the New Age Outlaws, and Billy Gunn looked bigger than both of them.