Harrys: The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and it is a Triple Threat match!
The camera focuses on Black Dragon, standing in the ring already and bouncing from one foot to the other, looking prepared as he steadfastly ignores the crowd and awaits his opponents.
Harrys: Introducing first, already in the ring, from the Halfway House, weighing in at 180 pounds, the co-Eurasian Champion; Black Dragon!
Copeland: We welcome you to this match and our champion is once again eschewing a proper entrance tonight. Black Dragon has been the subject of a great deal of controversy of late as he's found himself embroiled in a blood feud as a co-Eurasian champion and a frankly confusing and illogical impersonator in the form of Johnny Scumm.
Cohen: It's what comes of being a wacko! You attract other nut jobs like that Scumm freak, and get beaten down by the people with sense in their head like Rush. The only reason he's even "co" champion of anything is because Chris K.O. doesn't know how to run this company!
Copeland: At any rate the distractions will be over at Apocalypse, when Rush and Black Dragon will meet one on one to determine our sole Eurasian Champion. Going into Apocalypse, how much does a win here mean to Black Dragon?
Cohen: It means a lot to him, I'm sure, but nothing in the long run. A one on one match with Rush is game over for this masked avenger.
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Harrys: Introducing next, accompanied by Joe Mason, from the Crossroads of America, weighing in at 260lbs, Steamboat Ricky!
Ricky makes his way onto the ramp carrying a Gasparrrri Nutrition branded water bottle and showing it to the camera as he does so, shouting something that sounds like "14.99" and ".com" and maybe "four installments". He high fives a couple of fans on the ramp and then enters the ring. Joe Mason walks behind him avoiding the fans and settles in one of the corners, catching the water bottle Ricky throws to him with a hearty laugh and a grin. Mason looks frustrated at being forced into menial labor but he slides out of the ring to put the water bottle away and watch. Dragon slides back into the ring and shares a look with Ricky as the two await their next opponent.
Copeland: Steamboat Ricky has found himself a part of our new mentorship program, but you can't help but feel he still has his heart set on a return to glory and the World Heavyweight Championship.
Cohen: Good luck! Who has Ricky beaten lately? There's a long list of candidates in line to get a shot at the top dog and Ricky is just about at the bottom.
Copeland: Well, he's sure got an opportunity to climb up tonight. A victory over both the Eurasian Champion and Grand Mystique would catapult Ricky right back into consideration, one has to feel.
Cohen: Does the idiot mailroom worker become CEO because he finally sorted the mail out correctly for a change? I don't think so. It's a long road to the top for this guy, win or lose.
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Harrys: And finally, from the deepest, darkest corner of the Universe, weighing in at 364 pounds... the Grand Mystique!
Sinister lightning descends over the arena as spotlights illuminate random parts of the ring and entrance ramp. As the music plays, the Grand Mystique makes his slow way to the ring with his arms outstretched, ignoring everyone except his two opponents, whom he stares at relentlessly. He enters the ring ponderously and his sheer size and demeanor both threaten to overwhelm.
Cohen: You want to talk about a guy waiting for a world championship shot? How about this monster! He beat our #1 contender last week in impressive fashion and...well, just look at him! He's a domination machine! Bowen found that out now and he is in the damn hospital now!
Copeland: I think it bears mentioning that his victory was, ahem, "assisted" by our esteemed world champion. Tonight, we'll see what Grand Mystique really has to offer on his own.
Cohen: 6'6", 364 pounds, and no remorse! That's what he has to offer!
Mystique takes one more moment to look over his opponents as the crowd boos fiercely. Ricky and Dragon stand apart on opposite sides of the ring, each starting Mystique down fiercely. The referee has no need to separate the three as all of them have chosen a corner, and searches them in the interest of keeping the bout clean despite there being no official disqualifications. Satisfied, he signals for the bell and we are underway. The bell rings and the three tense up for a moment, waiting for the first salvo to be fired. Ricky spares half a glance at Dragon before charging head on for Mystique, but gets a stiff punch to the gut for his troubles. Dragon charges at Mystique as well but is knocked down by a right hand from Mystique. He staggers to his feet and gets a shot across the back. Ricky is on his feet but Mystique headbutts him back down, then turns just in time to meet a kick to the chest from Dragon. Dragon tries a few more shots but Mystique is unfazed, headbutting Dragon for his trouble. Mystique takes a moment to survey his opponents and goes after Ricky, on his hands and knees. He kicks him hard in the gut and sends him collapsing to the mat, then goes after Dragon. Dragon has gotten to his feet but meets a stiff shot to the gut from Mystique. Mystique stalks around the ring once more and picks up Ricky, then whips hard into the opposite corner. Before he can pursue Ricky, Dragon leaps onto Mystique, maybe hoping for a shot to the head, but the massive Mystique grabs hold of him, hangs on, and drops him with a spinebuster.
Copeland: Total domination early from the Grand Mystique, but will he be able to keep it up long enough for a victory?
Cohen: How much longer will he need? At this rate, he'll be in the showers in five minutes!
Mystique looks over at Ricky for a moment but Dragon pops up to his feet quickly. Mystique decides to deal with him and smashes his face into the turnbuckle. Ricky pulls himself up by the ropes and tries to catch his breath, but Mystique jabs him in the head and then hits him with a hard chop to the chest. Dragon tries to attack but is hit with the same hard chop to the chest, sending him to the mat. He turns to Ricky and repeats the same move. Again, he turns to Dragon and repeats it, then finishes with a headbutt. He smirks a bit and the crowd hurls their derision at him, but he couldn't care less, it seems. As he turns back to Ricky the veteran is energized and strikes at Mystique's body with hard and fast punches. Dragon gets to his feet and joins the assault and both men try to take him down. The assault goes on for a few moments before they attempt a double suplex; but Mystique's huge weight and power advantage is too much for them to overcome, and in an incredible show of strength the big man suplexes them both! He pulls Ricky to his feet and whips him hard into the far corner, then charges in and smashes Ricky with his shoulder. Ricky rolls out of the ring and Mystique pursues Dragon. He hits him in the face and Dragon starts to sprawl out of the corner; Mystique hits the ropes and charges, but Dragon gets a desperation dropkick to Mystique's knees that sends the big man crashing to the mat!
Copeland: A clever move there has got the Grand Mystique down and we'll now have to see how Dragon follows this up!
Cohen: What can he do to him? The big man outweighs him double! He just has to weather the storm - weather the drizzle, more like it - and wait for an opening.
Dragon takes a while to get his feet and catches his breath, long enough for Mystique to get to his knees. Dragon tries to allow him no further, following up with a brutal kicking combination that weathers the big man but doesn't keep him from shakily standing up. Black Dragon looks fired up and enraged as he hooks Mystique around the chest - he's looking to finish this one off early, setting up for Darkness Falls! But Mystique fights out of it quickly and takes Dragon by the head. He wrenches him upright and smashes him in the chest with a brutal chop. Suddenly, Ricky is in, he kicks Mystique in the gut and sets up for the Blunderbuss! But Mystique dropkicks the big man from behind, sending both of his opponents sprawling to the mat. Everyone takes time to recover from that but Dragon goes for a cover on Ricky, getting one, but only one. Mystique is back up by that time and goes after Dragon, forcing him into the corner where he strikes at Dragon. A hard shot to the gut collapses Dragon and Mystique backs off to consider his next move. Mystique looks at Dragon, on his back, and decides rather simply to stand on top of his opponent, leaving even the disciplined Dragon screaming in pain. He steps off and lets Dragon get to his knees before whipping him hard into the corner; a whip so fierce that it sends Dragon vaulting over the top, leaving him to slide down with his body facing the corner. Mystique turns him around and strikes him, mixing up gut strikes and chops to the chest Mystique turns and sees Ricky on the apron, and charges over to knock him off. He turns back to Dragon and whips him to the corner; he charges and goes for a splash but Dragon slides out of the way and onto the apron, leaving Mystique to crash into the corner alone. Dragon leaps onto the top rope and flies off, but Mystique catches him! Mystique hangs on, shifts Dragon, and turns it into a Samoan Drop!
Copeland: What we're witnessing here is frankly one of the most impressive performances I've seen in a while. Mystique is dominating not one, but two of WZCW's best.
Cohen: You might be overselling the other two chumps in there, but you're right on the important part - this here is what I call a domination!
Mystique pulls Dragon to his feet and gets him in a lock for what appears to be the Big Bang! He charges into the corner with his arms around Dragon, but just before he can get it off Ricky is in the ring and breaks it all up, striking Mystique from behind. He beats Mystique into the ropes then runs back, hits the far ropes, charges - and gets caught with a spear to the gut from Mystique! Mystique goes for a cover, getting one, two, but only two! Mystique looks frustrated but gets to his feet and surveys his opponents. He ignores Dragon and picks up Ricky, elevating and dropping him with a wheelbarrow suplex. He follows for a pin but Dragon desperately breaks it up at the last second, leaving all three men down for the moment. Ricky rolls out of the ring while Dragon is the first to his feet, leaving him to go after Mystique. He tries a few kicks but Mystique is up quickly, charging and forcing Dragon to the ropes. He sends Dragon over the top and finds himself the only man in the ring, so he goes out the side and pursues Ricky. Ricky pulls himself to his feet only to get a hard strike from Mystique. Dragon has come around the ring to face Mystique but is caught, elevated, and spinebustered into the ring apron! Ricky has rolled himself into the ring and Mystique pursues. Mystique pulls Ricky to his feet and Ricky fights desperately, striking wildly to fend off Mystique. Mystique elevates him and hits a Protoplex. He gets up and surveys the ring again, noticing Dragon on his feet on the outside. He goes to the ropes and Dragon leaps up and grabs hold of Mystique's neck, then drops back down to smash Mystique's head and neck into the ropes. Staggered, Mystique is defenseless against Ricky coming from behind with a running knee to the back! Mystique staggers around and is met with a double arm DDT that sends him to the mat!
Copeland: After the kind of dominance we haven't seen from anyone in a long time, it seems like Mystique may finally be about to be stopped here by Steamboat Ricky!
Cohen: It's just about weathering the storm, Seabass! No different now than it was then!
Ricky takes a long moment to steady himself and then decides to climb to the top rope. He takes his time getting up and we see Dragon on the apron by the time Ricky is righting himself. He shouts "MAN OVERBOARD!" and flies off - and is caught by a furiously charging Black Dragon and a brutal clothesline that takes him out of the air and to the mat! Dragon shakes his arm out from the force of it and Ricky rolls out of the ring. Dragon heads to the ropes himself now, climbing to the top and measuring an elbow. He flies off and connects with the diving elbow to Mystique and goes for the pin, getting one, two, but only two! Mystique struggles to his knees and Dragon hits a few hard kicks before one kick sends Mystique face first into the mat; Dragon takes advantage and locks in his signature stepover toehold Fujiwara armbar!
Copeland: This could be it! It's Shades of Gray!
Cohen: What, all fifty of them?
Mystique struggles with it for a long while but eventually Mystique is able to brutally force his way out from sheer strength, using his free arm to break the death grip of Black Dragon. He strikes Dragon on his way out of the hold and Dragon rolls to the apron to regroup. Ricky gets back into the ring and hits the ropes. He connects with a flying shoulder block that sends Mystique to the ground, and then sets him up for
his signature submission - locking in the dreaded Boo Box! Mystique struggles again to break out of it but can't do so, forcing him to weather the storm for long moments. Dragon sees it and desperately breaks it up, but his own momentum in doing so sends him back to the apron on the opposite side of the ring. Mystique is slow to his feet and Ricky is faster, going to the second rope and flying off, but again is caught by Mystique, tonight's master of shutting down the aerial game. He lets Ricky down and turns it in an atomic drop and Ricky collapses to the mat. Mystique takes a breath and turns just in time to catch Dragon springboarding off the ropes to catch him with a flying lariat! Mystique flails wildly and winds up in the corner and Dragon charges and connects with an enzuigiri! He retreats to the opposite corner, charges, and repeats the move! Mystique is still reeling in the corner and Dragon goes back to the corner, charges...and connects with the third enzuigiri! Mystique looks to be out on his feet and Dragon pulls him out, but in a desperate flail Mystique knocks Dragon off his feet. Meanwhile, Ricky has clambered to the top rope! He flies off and connects with Mystique on a flying forearm smash!
Copeland: It seems as though momentum has shifted in favor of Ricky and Black Dragon, but the question is - which of the two has what it takes to put the Grand Mystique away?
Cohen: Neither! No one in this business does, Seabass!
Everyone is down but Dragon is back up first. He takes advantage of the situation to lock in Shades of Gray once more! Ricky is on his feet quickly though and breaks it up! Dragon slams the mat in frustration and gets to his feet and into Ricky's face; Ricky responds with a kick to the gut and a BLUNDERBUSS! Dragon, though, rolls all the way out of the ring after the devestating move and Ricky has to turn and pulls up Mystique. He gets Mystique to his feet and looks about to hit the same kick to the gut and connects with it, dropping Mystique with a Blunderbuss as well! Mystique rolls a bit, but not as far as Dragon did and Ricky looks to pursue and cover, but suddenly -
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Copeland: What's this?
Mason Westhoff and Derek Jacobs make their way out onto the stage and Ricky looks up at them dumbfounded. Mystique drops to his knees and Ricky lets him fall away as he looks on at the New Church. He shouts something at them but they only smirk on as Westhoff lifts a microphone.
Westhoff: Would you take a look at this poor, poor, pathetic mess of a man, Brother Jacobs? It's a wonder he's even still employed. When's the last time you won a match, Richard? 2007? Tsk tsk tsk. And it's no wonder that they would pair the most pathetic veteran with the most pathetic rookie, is it? It makes me shudder that you and I share a name, Joe Mason. At least Richard here won a match at some point in his career.
Jacobs smirk grows even wider and Ricky looks furious, Mystique totally forgotten. But he hasn't got much time to be furious as his mentee, Joe Mason, charges up the ramp and screams obscenities at the New Church. Westhoff drops the microphone and Jacobs meets the charge of Mason, leveling him with a massive clothesline. Ricky looks about to step out and protect Mason when suddenly Mystique is behind him, turning him around and elevating him with a massive HAND OF PROPHECY! He goes for the cover immediately and gets one, two, and three!
Harrys: Here is your winner, the Grand Mystique!
Dragon is just barely stirring on the outside and seems to barely perceive what's happened in the ring, and Mystique has his hand raised as he grins devilishly. Ricky is still dazed and confused from the devastating Hand of Prophecy, but all attention turns to the entrance stage where the brawl - or more appropriately, beatdown - is ongoing. Mason is curled on the ground as Westhoff and Jacobs destroy him, picking him apart like vultures and without a hand raised to stop them. Mystique skulks out the side exit as the brawl continues; Dragon and Ricky remain down and out where they lay. Just as Ricky stirs enough to look and perceive the situation on the stage and try to get to his feet, the Jacobs elevates Mason in a powerbomb position. Westhoff, grinning like a lunatic, points to the edge of the stage and screams something. Jacobs nods and TOSSES MASON OFF THE STAGE, HITTING A FIFTEEN FOOT POWERBOMB! The crowd gasps in shock and disgust and most look away; Ricky's face goes white in the ring as he perceives what's just occurred. The New Church laughs their way off the stage as EMTs rush to Joe Mason and Ricky can only run to his mentee's side, useless now that the damage is done.
Copeland: Folks, well, the Grand Mystique may have won this match, but the real story here is what's just happened to Joe Mason. This...this is just sickening, really.
Cohen: I'm not much more comfortable with it than you are, Seabass, but I understand it. The New Church just made a statement, and anyone who wants to tangle with them is going to remember this moment.
The EMTs are getting Mason on a stretcher and Ricky continues to look pale face and distraught as we go to commercial.
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We are in the backstage locker room. Rush is standing with the EurAsian Title and we can hear the sound of someone looking through bags.
Rush: Come on Smith, our match is next.
Smith: Have you seen my trunks. I swear that they were in my bag, but they're not there.
Rush: Well simply go out there in your black pants.
Smith: These pants... hundreds of dollars. And I wouldn't be able to run in them.
Rush: Put on something and meet me out in the ring. Our match is about to start soon.
Rush leaves the room as Smith checks his bag one last time.
Smith: I was sure I didn't take them out and... oh here they are. How did I miss them, they were hiding under..... no... no... NOOOOOOOO!
A few people hear Sam Smith's yell and Big Dave enters the room.
Dave: What's wrong Smith. You got a match that's about to start and you're not even ready.
Smith: Somebody stole my tights and look what they left me.
Big Dave peers over and looks down at the tights. He chuckles to himself and then gets serious.
Dave: Hey look... if there was more time to fix this or if he was even still in the building I would do something about this, but he's not and our Main Event, which you are in, is about to start so I suggest you quickly put those tights on and meet your partner out there.
Smith: Are you serious man. I am not going out there with these on.
Dave: You will put them on and wrestle because you will not want to disappoint our fans and ruin the Main Event. I promise I will talk to Bateman about what to do, but you need to get over this, put those tights on and get into that ring.
Smith is left speechless and nods as Dave leaves the room.
Copeland: What sort of tights will Sam Smith walk out with. We will find out after this commercial break.