Harrys: The following contest is scheduled for one fall!
There are slight murmurs, but the crowd is mostly quiet, until Mr. Baller booms out and the arena fills with pure hatred.
Harrys: Introducing first, from Miami Florida, weighing 230 pounds; MR. BALLER!
As Baller cockily makes his way onto the top of the ramp, the crowd only increases it’s booing. Baller takes a perverse sense of satisfaction from this reaction.
Copeland: Baller has come a long way since being the laughing stock of WZCW. He’s even in a PPV main event in a few weeks time!
Cohen: It’s called improving Seabass, something you’re not well acquainted with.
As Baller enters the ring, basketball in hand, Saliva’s Always blasts over the speaker system. The crowd responds with a big pop.
Copeland: What a tremendous reception for Dave here!
Harrys: And his opponent, from London England, weighing 268 pounds; BIG DAVE!
Dave makes his way onto the stage. His reaction to the crowd is similar to Baller’s, only he’s actually appreciative of the crowd.
Cohen: Ugh! Dave used to not care what people thought, but now he plays to them like a rat to a piper.
Copeland: Dave’s only letting the crowd know he’s pleased with what they’re telling him. How’s that any different to Baller’s reaction?
Cohen: Baller knows that the crowd can turn on you in an instant, Dave seems to have forgotten.
Dave enters the ring and he glances at Baller, his smile now narrowed into a deadpan stare. Baller however, has his smile still intact. The music dies down with a great sense of anticipation from the crowd. The referee calls for the bell and we’re underway. The two potential future World Champions circle around each other. They prepare to lock-up when the crowd breaks into a big “Let’s Go Dave!” chant. Dave smiles slightly and acknowledges the crowd, raising a hand to a roar from the audience. However, the smile is quickly wiped away as Baller comes across with a big clothesline! He begins to stomp away on Dave. The former EurAsian champion backs away into the corner, but that certainly doesn’t stop Baller’s assault. He continues to attack while the referee warns him of his conduct. Baller halts the attack for a moment to break the referee’s count and to taunt the crowd. He imitates Dave’s acknowledgement of the crowd from earlier, holding his own fist in the air. The crowd pours the hatred onto Baller. He turns around to resume his beating of Dave, but instead, takes a vicious kick to the gut. Dave unloads a number of forearms and fists to Baller who scrambles away into the turnbuckle. He pleads with Dave not to assault him in the turnbuckle. Dave agrees and lifts Baller up to the crowd’s disappointment. But, Dave keeps lifting Baller up with a northern lights suplex into a bridge! 1...2...KICK-OUT!
Copeland: Dave completely outsmarted Baller there.
Cohen: Only a momentary lapse in judgment from Baller. He’ll be back on the offensive before you know it.
Dave doesn’t miss a beat and executes a snap suplex. 1...2...KICK-OUT! Dave quickly is to his feet, Baller in his grasp and puts him in position for the pumphandle slam. Dave has him up, but Baller manages to wriggle to safety. Having dropped behind Dave, it allows him to execute a swinging neckbreaker! 1...2...KICK-OUT! Dave powers out, and begins to stir. Baller, bounces off of the ropes and delivers a bulldog. He realises this won’t be enough to win though and decides to take a gamble. He climbs to the top, preparing for a legdrop. He comes off the top, but Dave see’s it coming. Baller crashes hard, and Dave capitalises with a catatonic backbreaker. 1...2...KICK-OUT! Dave lifts Baller up, and whips him across the ring into the corner. The Englishmen goes after Baller, looking to whip him out of the corner once more. Baller however, has grabbed the top turnbuckle and won’t let go. Dave attempts to whip him again, but Baller still clings to the turnbuckle. Dave uses an immense amount of strength the third time as he tears Baller away from the turnbuckle which is now ripped, exposing the steel beneath. Baller is whipped off the ropes and into a powerslam. 1...2...KICK-OUT!
Cohen: Look at Baller’s incredible intelligence being displayed here.
Copeland: What are you talking about Jack?
Cohen: Do you not see the exposed turnbuckle? That will no doubt come in handy for Baller in the near future.
At the moment however, Baller can’t quite capitalise on that as Dave prepares to deliver a spear. He runs right for Baller, but quick thinking proves useful as Baller dives out of the way and Dave smashes shoulder first into the steel support post. Baller takes his opening by dropkicking Dave right back into the post once more and rolling him up with a handful of tights. 1...2...KICK-OUT! Baller manages to maintain his advantage with a devastating DDT. 1...2...KICK-OUT! Baller is getting slightly frustrated. He to releases these frustrations on Dave with a number of stomps before hitting a standing moonsault. He looks to go for a cover at first, but decides against it, opting for something more. He drags Dave into position for the Buzzerbeater. He goes up, but Dave rolls out of the way as Baller comes back down. The basketball obsessive clutches his chest in pain as he turns around into a big boot. Baller struggles to his feet as Dave manages to nail the spear this time. 1...2...KICK-OUT!
Copeland: A great back and forth clash here as both these men are showing just why they are in the main event of Unscripted.
Dave suggests that this one is all over by signalling for the Stamp of Authority! He lifts Baller to his shoulders and goes for the finisher, but Baller’s flailing is making it incredibly difficult for Dave to execute it. Dave takes a couple of elbows to the head, discombobulating him for a few moments. This offers Baller an opening which he seizes, escaping from Dave’s grasp. He hits Dave with a dropsault and follows up by running up the turnbuckle’s and hitting a Whisper in the Wind. 1...2...KICK-OUT! Baller stiffly kicks Dave in the back, positioning him for a standing leg drop. Baller takes the opportunity to taunt the fans however, which gives Dave a chance to regain his advantage. He kicks Baller’s knee and gets up. He then smashes Baller with a roundhouse kick. 1...2...KICK-OUT! Dave’s now had enough. He decides it’s time to finish this, and lifts Baller up once more. He twists Baller around with the Stamp of Authority, but it’s countered into a tornado DDT! 1...2...KICK-OUT!
Cohen: What genius on Baller’s part.
Copeland: It was a fantastic counter as this match hangs in the balance.
Both men are down, but the crowd only favours one; Big Dave. A chant has broken out and it seems to play a hand in reviving the former King for a Day. He’s to his feet first, though is shortly followed by Baller. Dave unleashes a stiff kick into Baller’s ribs. He follows it up by whipping him into the exposed turnbuckle. Baller bounces off the exposed metal and is nailed with a DDT. Dave now has full control of the match and knows now is the time to end it. He holds up three fingers to signal the third attempt at the Stamp of Authority. Once more Baller is lifted off of his feet and into position when...the lights go out? There is collective booing from the audience as it seems to herald the arrival of one man, and one man only. However, when the lights come back on, everything is as it was. The distraction has been sufficient though and Baller escapes Dave’s clutches once more. He shoves the stunned Dave into the exposed turnbuckle. He sees his opportunity and seizes it, executing the Buzzerbeater! 1...2...3!
Harrys: Ladies and Gentlemen, your winner of the match; MR. BALLER!
The fans are extremely angry with the result and show it with enormous amounts of boos. The basketball fan has his hand raised, but is also out of the ring quickly. He seems to only just realise what a big victory this was for him.
Cohen: What did I tell you Seabass? Baller was triumphant, just as I had proclaimed he would be.
Copeland: Indeed Jack, but if it wasn’t for that distraction--
Cohen: Distraction? So faulty wiring is a part of Baller’s strategy now? Get a grip man!
We see Dave sat in the ring extremely frustrated, with a slight trickle of blood running down his face from where he hit the turnbuckle. His expression is one of anger as Baller taunts him on the ramp.
Copeland: Well, Mr. Baller was victorious tonight with a slight help from “faulty wiring” as Jack Cohen would say. But the question remains, can he do it when it’s for the World Heavyweight Championship?
Mr. Baller plays us out as we get one quick glimpse of Baller celebrating before fading out.