The door stood shut in front of the Machine, it approached, not entirely certain of what to do, it had never directly approached anyone in authority before, even while working for Ty Burna it had never approached him, never asked anything of him. Now it was about to make a demand from Vance Bateman.
It pushed the door, which swung open, Bateman sitting behind his desk looked up sharply, but upon seeing the presence stood in the doorway hesitated before he barked out any complaints, instead choosing a bit more tact, after all, S.H.I.T probably had no understanding of manners and etiquette.
Cant you knock?
In reply the Machine raps on the wooden door three times, slowly and deliberately. From anybody else this could seem like it was an attempt to wind Bateman up, with S.H.I.T it is uncertain. Bateman merely sighed.
What do you want?
S.H.I.T entered Batemans office and closed the door behind it; it walks straight over to the desk and stands in front of it, looming over the General Manager, staring down at him with an expression like a furious Rhino.
A moment of your time, Mr Bateman.
Err, granted. Have a seat. He said, indicating the chair the Robot had ignored on its passage through the office.
S.H.I.T merely turns around, picks up the chair and turns to face Bateman again.
Your generosity is noted. It says, still holding the chair. You should have restarted the match!
What?
You should have restarted the match between S.H.I.T and Alhazred!
Bateman leans back, looking S.H.I.T up and down for any sign of malice, contempt or anger. S.H.I.T just stares back, holding the chair. In the end curiosity over takes Bateman.
Why? He asked, Why should I have allowed you two to destroy each other some more?
You have no comprehension, S.H.I.T and Alhazred have. . . unresolved. . . problems. The Machines former Master must be made to taste defeat! Barbosas interference cost S.H.I.T certain victory, this should not have gone unpunished.
Bateman takes a deep breath, obviously unused to having his talent address him in this frank, yet oddly respectful manner.
If youd answered that mans question, the match wouldve finished as normal. He said, I am not here to baby you guys, maybe you shouldve just told him what he wanted to hear. He said with a shrug.
S.H.I.T tilts its head, still staring at Bateman from over the chair.
Negative! His question deserved no answer, his lack of direction and purpose is just a symbol of his own weakness! Barbosas problems are his own!
I doubt hes going to drop it so soon, said Bateman. Doesnt seem like the type.
Irrelevant information! S.H.I.T demands a rematch with Alhazred!
Demands? Said Bateman, vaguely amused. You think you are in a position to make demands from me? You think Ive forgotten what you did at Kingdom Come? How you took this company away from me and gave it to that nut job? He said, staring intensely into the unrelenting gaze of the Machine. Even if I wanted to I couldnt, his brawl with Barbosa prompted me to put them both in a match next week. So youre stuck.
S.H.I.T stares over the chair.
Then this is your fault, Human!
Perhaps, but there is nothing you can do about that now is there?
No reply.
Exactly, but perhaps if you wont answer Barbosas question, you may need to find another way to keep him out of your business.
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Destroy!
Bateman, seeing where this train of thought was taking S.H.I.T instantly interjects, getting to his feet and pointing at the Machine.
But you wont be able to do that S.H.I.T! He shouted, because youll be far too busy, far too pre-occupied. He smiled, having the Machines full attention again, youll be facing Black Dragon on Meltdown. He said with an air of satisfaction.
Both the rooms occupants stared each other down, both knew little about Black Dragon, but what they both did know was his WZCW run. By S.H.I.Ts estimation Bateman had placed the Machine in the ring with one of the most dangerous competitors in WZCW, his run with the Eurasion belt was near unstoppable, he was throwing Chris K.O through electrical equipment while S.H.I.T was climbing out of the Aftershock ranks after being reprogrammed by its former Master Alhazred.
Bateman continues to stare, waiting for a reaction.
S.H.I.T however did not care about Black Dragons record, like it did not care about the accomplishments of its foes at Kingdom Come, they were just opponents, like Black Dragon will be, it'll face Black Dragon to whatever conclusion, and when its done, its done.
Black Dragon had problems of his own though, the fiasco with the Eurasion Title and his building rivalry with Rush and Sam Smith, with that and S.H.I.Ts currently unresolved conflicts, this match has the potential to be a complete mess. Which was not a concern at all for S.H.I.T, it would, as usual deal with things simply as they came.
Simplifying the situation was best, that way the only guaranteed threat was Black Dragon, and he was a threat, silently going through his opponents in much the same way S.H.I.T has been.
On Meltdown something had to give.
S.H.I.T looks up and sees Bateman still watching, waiting for a reaction. S.H.I.T considers what to say, with all things considered, with all it knew about Black Dragon, his issues with Rush and Sam Smith, S.H.I.Ts own issues with Barbosa and Alhazred.
All the words in the Human English Dictionary at its disposal, but it could only think of one that would do its opponent and their combined situations any sort of justice at all.
Destroy!
Bateman raises his eyebrows in slight surprise, but having never seen The Machine exhibit any kind of fear before he knows he had no right to expect to see any now.
Destroy. . . Black Dragon!
It turns and leaves, still clutching the apparent gift of a chair to its chest as Bateman watches on.