S.H.I.T stares at its wooden prison, the box used to transport it from show to show, stacked away with all the other equipment, itself simply waiting for its next match. A match against the rookie Connor Reese, another match that will no doubt be ruined by Barbosa.
S.H.I.T had been close, it had Alhazred exactly where it wanted him before Barbosas appearance, it had Black Dragon physically unable to answer a 10 count before Barbosas appearance. All because he wanted an answer to a question, an answer that if he doesnt have now, he will never be able to fully comprehend.
S.H.I.T has always been like this, its purpose spanning no longer than the time it takes to destroy its next opponent, the purpose and direction were always those of other people, Ty Burna the most prominent example, S.H.I.T was merely the mechanism used to complete his schemes, with or without Ty Burna, S.H.I.T simply destroys its opponents. But being controlled had taken its toll, if emotion were possible from this Machine, then it would only feel hatred towards Ty and Alhazred, Ty is gone, unreachable, but Alhazred still needed to be punished for daring to control the Machine. His time would come at Apocalypse.
Barbosa has upset the system though, S.H.I.T has twice now found itself unable to finish an opponent, being denied its very purpose for the sake of a stupid question that it cannot provide an answer too. Barbosa must be dealt with, if it were possible for S.H.I.T to feel emotion, it would feel hatred towards Barbosa, the weak Human depriving S.H.I.T of the very thing it was constructed for, all for the sake of an answer.
Hed never get that answer, but he would get destroyed for his troubles, he along with that mad Dr/Mister. Come Apocalypse, both their times would come. How dare they disrupt the system!
HOW DARE THEY!
Before that it had other matters to attend to, the powers that be have decided to put S.H.I.T/Alhazred/Barbosa on different shows. A foolish idea, S.H.I.T may have no warm feelings for its future opponents, but it knows that these are people that are not to be denied what they want. Itd have to be on the lookout.
It had been placed on Aftershock, a small part of it could believe that this was a slight, it had been relegated to the third show while its opponents have been given higher billing on the main two shows.
This fact was incomprehensible, S.H.I.T considers itself the finest example of what a consistent performer should be, it had beaten everyone that had been put in front of it, all of them, Alhazred had only just returned and Barbosa is fluctuating to a point that would make Matt Tastic envious.
S.H.I.T was the most dangerous Apostle, yet it had to qualify for a World Title match, it was being held down, slapped down, nothing showed this more than the pathetic Fantabulous Fifteen, after weeks and weeks of dominating the opposition with the Apostles, after the break up S.H.I.T is nowhere to be found on the list, while the previously mentioned Matt Tastic sat in the top 10. It beat one of WZCWs finest in Celeste Crimson but yet it had to share the last spot with Barbosa. The Fantabulous Fifteen was a triviality, not important, but perhaps it pointed to something bigger. Perhaps management still hadnt forgiven it for Kingdom Come, perhaps the stigma from that would hold S.H.I.T back forever.
Unimportant, it would never get the opportunities it deserved while Barbosa was interfering, S.H.I.T couldnt give him an answer, but it could give him a beating, it could talk the language a being like Barbosa would understand. Violence.
Connor Reese stood in the way for the meantime, its chosen opponent was laudable, the man who has toppled Ace Stevens. It could look like he was being thrown in at the deep end, but S.H.I.T knew better, it wouldnt be able to let its guard down.
It wouldnt let its guard down!
Connor Reese may be a bright young star with a big future, but his rise would hit the immovable object on Aftershock, S.H.I.T had clawed hard to be considered a feared presence in the locker room, it wasnt going to let that be taken away, not by Connor Reese, Barbosa, Alhazred, not by anyone.
It walks around its box, calmly surveying its home/prison. A life of isolation, only coming out when it was time to destroy its intended target. A life that Barbosa has tried to force upon himself but would never truly understand. S.H.I.T was built for this, it could not be copied, or imitated.
Now it was time for isolation again, only to come out when it was time to destroy, Barbosa and Alhazred needed to be destroyed, but unless an opportunity presented itself that would wait until Apocalypse.
S.H.I.T stepped back into its box.
Connor Reese wouldnt wait, at Aftershock S.H.I.T would be forced to make an example out of him, an example to Alhazred, and example to Barbosa. An example to anyone who thought that because S.H.I.T has no Human to guide it anymore, it would simply go away.
It is stronger than ever!