[We fade into what appears to be a sound stage. Gordito stands in the middle of the screen, alone. Behind him as some sort of backdrop is a graphic of a big city alley way with grey brick walls and aluminum trash cans. Painted on the wall like graffiti is "Have fun & go Crazy!"; just above it in slightly larger letters is "Gordito". Gordito is wearing his ratty red robe and his typical ring attire. He is also holding a microphone. He leans back a bit as he prepares to yell.]
Gordito: HELLO WZCW! Are you ready for fun?! Are you ready to go a little crazy?!
[Gordito leans back up straight and swings his left arm around pointing out the background.]
Gordito: I decided to do this old school promo style. The Dirty One has a taste for the classics.
[He lowers his arm from his side.]
Gordito: And now it's official, The Dirty Train of good times and hard knocks has boarded and is now leaving the station. Man oh man, I gotta say does it feel good to get my first singles match in WZCW out of the way. Chris Jones, you put up a good fight, but in the end you just couldn't put me away. You know what they say: you can't keep a good guy down! Break my arms and legs, knock me senseless; I'll still find a way to call down the Meteor of War and lay you out for 3!
[Gordito stalls and looks to be thinking something over]
Gordito: I'll give him that he brought it to me the whole time. That's all I ask for out of my opponents; I don't care if we're friends, enemies, strangers, family...once we are in that ring together...once that bell rings...come at me as hard as I'm going to come at you, 'cause when I'm in there, you better bet I'm bringing every thing I have at you.
[Gordito's face brightens as he seems to have remembered something]
Gordito: And that brings me to this week's Meltdown. Chuck Myles, I know you aren't the most popular guy around these parts, but I feel like I should get you a keg or something because, DAMN, Christmas is coming a little bit early for Gordito. Are you guys in for a treat or what? That's right guys, in case you've missed it, this week's Meltdown will feature a Mayhem Title Match. THE MASTER OF MAYHEM VS THE DIRTY ONE! That's right! KILLJOY vs GORDITO!
[Gordito's face starts to tense up a little bit as he leans in towards the camera.]
Gordito: Really though, I hope Myles knows what he's doing. This has long lasting consequences for all of WZCW. Did he really think this through enough? I mean seriously, I thought there was gonna be some time before I ever crossed paths with Killjoy. Baby, this isn't going to be a match, it'll be damned massacre! Killjoy has it, everything I hope for in an opponent!
[Gordito starts counting out on his fingers.]
Gordito: He's tougher than nails, he's not afraid of hurting or being hurt, he's over the top and impulsive, he's resourceful...there's gold around his waist for a reason.
[Gordito's facial expression gets more serious now.]
Gordito: Don't think I don't recognize the marvelous opportunity I've been given here. Only my second singles match in WZCW and I have a chance at leaving with some gold. And not just any gold, but the MAYHEM freakin' CHAMPIONSHIP! A belt that represents my crazy lifestyle, how perfect is that?!
[Gordito's face turns to a frantic grin.]
Gordito: It really must be the holiday season in WZCW, because come Meltdown I get everything I wanted when I came out here: I get to entertain the fans, I get a shot at a major title, and I get to test myself against quite possibly the biggest force of destruction in the industry! Baby, I'm ecstatic about this. You better be too!
[Gordito points directly at the screen.]
Gordito: They're gonna need a HazMat crew once Killjoy and I are done. Whatever happens out there, this is gonna be the start of something beautiful! Don't you dare miss it! Have fun & go crazy, WZCW Universe!
