Scene opens backstage with Leon Kensworth standing ready with mic in hand to give an interview.
Leon: Ladies and Gentleman, after months and months of trying to get an exclusive interview with this companies highest rated performer, he himself has called my personal pager and requested one right here tonight, so without further introductions, Showtime David Cougar.
Camera turns left to reveal Showtime David Cougar. He is dressed casually in a Showtime T-shirt and sweats, and wearing an expensive looking pair of shades. He has his head cocked back more than usual, in fact almost looking straight up at the ceiling as Leon begins to notice.
Showtime? Show... umm... what are you looking at?
Showtime stares downward at Leon and slowly removes his shades. He then looks back upward and points.
Cougar: Cant you see Leon? Look up. The light Im standing under is burnt out. You trying to leave me in the dark? No no, if this is how you think your going to give an interview to the Ratings Champion, then you are going to get a whole blimp load of hate mail from the billions of viewers watching at home who cant see me?
Billions?
Showtime looks closer at Leon, realizing that he is wearing a purple suit.
What in the purple blazer hell are you wearing?
It was the only thing I had tod...
Lets stand just a little bit this way?
But then Ill be in the dark?
Leon, you think these people came to see you? Sure, some of the real cougars in the audience may like your scrawny little tight ass, but not the viewers. Not Showtimes viewers. Now let us slide slightly this way. No one wants to see your purple ass.
Showtime steps backwards and Leon steps forwards into the partial darkness. Showtime puts his shades back on and Leon speaks.
So...
Finally
Finally...?
Finally Leon Kensworth has gotten an exclusive interview with the most entertaining, charismatic, scene making, show stealing, make sure you buy some of this cause this stock is rocketing straight to the top... Showtime David Cougar!
And you know something Leon, back several months ago this whole lights going out business wouldve bothered me. There was a time when even the sun hiding behind the clouds sent a little chill up my spine. That was because one man sent me crashing faster than a Doug Crashin match, one man made me think that cancellation was more than just a phone call away. Leon, that man made me realize the importance of never underestimating your opponent. Im sure you know who that man is Leon?
Yes Im...
Thats right, that man was a man simply known as Ty Burna. Ty Burna came in hotter than any superstar thats ever walked through this company, and you know thats saying a lot when I include myself in that discussion. Ty was once a powerful unstoppable force that I myself could not overcome. The Show had not set his feet in, he was flying high on Cloud Nine thinking that he could walk and talk over every wrestler that stood opposite of him. Do you know what became of that man Leon?
Well...
Hes dead. Im his twin brother?
What... bu...
Leon are you crazy? Your a sick sick man to believe such a twisted story, but there is some truth to that. When Ty beat me, I re-evaluated my career thus far. Such lofty goals I had. WZCW World Champion within three months. Grand slam winner within a year. Bang Cheryl Cole... well one out of three isnt bad.
You had se... I mean you were in adult situations with Cheryl Cole, FHMs Hottest Women of 2009 and 2010?
Way to clean that dirty mouth of yours. Hell Yeah. Why else do you think shes divorcing from her Soccer playing hubby, but bring your fantasy back to reality of a sec. I looked at these goals and realized how over my head I was. I felt that I was better than every man who laced up a pair of boots, but so far had shown little reason to back it. Ty beating me was the final straw. I decided to escape my fantasy and focus on reality. No more about self image and only about results. I trained hard and started winning. I won two titles and beat almost every challenger that came forward. I sent them all back down to the drawing board, back to rehearsals, and established myself as the star attraction I had already presented myself to be. After I beat the monster Lars, the original Ty Burna of WZCW if you will, I felt I had defeated all my past demons, except for one, Big Dave. Dave and his partner had kept me down early in my career and beating him on the grandest stage of them all, beating him at Kingdom Come, wouldve been the final piece I needed to declare myself ready for the top.
But th...
But then something unexpected happened. I fell to the man and through that, I fell back closer to reality. I saw that everything I had done, all the things that I had accomplished so far that I felt defined the great combatant that I was, had all been done out of my own selfish desires, and none of that would mean anything when the grim day comes when I would face cancellation. The fans supported me and I had done little to pay them back for their support. It was at that moment, when my selfish dreams had cost me the EurAsian title, when they cost me the one friend I could say I had in Trevor Steel, that I realized that the only people that I should be doing this for... are the viewers. The fans who scream my name every night and support me through thick and thin, it was now clear that everything I do, would be for them, so when I do finally reach the top of the pyramid and claim the WZCW World Championship, that they would be there to share it with me.
I was unable to beat Dave in our rematch. I must give props to the man as he has been unstoppable in 2010, but Dave one day soon you and me will meet again inside the ring and who knows, it could be for the WZCW World Title. There is no challenge that I refuse to face Dave, and the challenge of beating you is one I will rewind and play over... and over again.
Okay, now las...
Leon do you know why Ive been ducking your interviews?
Leon shakes his head.
Is it...
Is it because when I first debuted with this company you werent around, it most certainly is.
But Veng...
But nothing Leon. I had to do this with the camera man.
Wha...
This
Wha...
This
Th...
This thing Im doing right now.
Rig...
Right now
Inter...
Interrupting you; yes that is correct.
Bu...
Because its funny.
Bu...
Because its entertaining.
No uh....
Leon do you hear the fans laughing at us, we are comedic gold.
Wha... no...
Leon Ive tried to lighten up, why cant you.
Now jus...
Hold on a minute. Yes Leon I can read your mind just that easily, some pretty creepy thoughts in there, and since youre stuttering Ill just say what you were thinking of saying. At Ascension I faced off against Ty Burna, unable to put down one wrestler from my past I looked to take out the other who helped me get my own two feet on the ground and in a match that had the audience glued to there TV sets I was able to beat the monster who demolished an unsuspecting Corey Payne earlier that night. As well at Meltdown his buddy Vengeance steam rolled over Titus. I watched in horror at what these despicable cowards did. Flexing their muscles and destroying the competition in an effort to force management into giving them a WZCW title shot. These two think they can bully their way to the top, well Showtime has a message for them. And that message the viewers at home and the fans live in attendance can tell you.
Audience: Showtime
Showtime
Showtime
Showtime
Yes thats right, at Meltdown it is showtime for you two as Showtime David Cougar teams up with WZCWs World Champion Titus to face you two big bad monsters. You two used to be the most feared men in this company, but look at yourselves now. Barely can pick up any wins and you think that by cowardly sneaking up and destroying the competition that you are justified to receive a title shot. You monsters can flex your muscles, shout your lungs out, dance the Charleston or lead a parade to get what you want, it doesn't matter what you do cause me and Titus are going to show you why your plans are nothing more than dream sequences when we mop the floor with you, and beat you from one side of the ring to the next. You guys will bring hell to the ring, but that wont matter cause we are the holy water, and you can all see it live, this Friday, turn your channel to Meltdown if you want to see us whip some asses. I am the...
SHOWTIME!!!
Showtime seems startled by Leons loud interruption as Leon quickly composes himself.
Sorry. Can I please, please, say just one thing?
Sure Leon. Why didnt you speak up sooner.
The crowd laughs and Leon sighs.
With Payne taken out of action and rumors swirling that he may have signed his KFAD contract to face Titus prior to his injury, what are thoughts heading into Meltdown where you could very well be facing your partner, the WZCW World Champion Titus, at Apocalypse?
Well Leon it would most certainly be a dream come true for me if I am chosen to face Titus at Apocalypse. You know my debut in this company began the show after Apocalypse last year, so this would definitely be full circle for me to win the title. The WZCW title is always on my mind, but rest assure my focus will be on the match. I have never had any beef with Titus in the past and have great respect for him as he is the kind of champion The Show dreams of being. When Meltdown hits, we will be a team because well share a common goal, but after Meltdown when our hands are raised, he will know that I am ready to face him. I know management will be watching our match closely to decide a number one contender. I never disappoint my viewers, and I will not disappoint management... because I am The Show and at Meltdown me and the champ... will rise above hell.