A view of the outside of the WZCW Headquarters comes into our view. After a quick exterior shot of the building the view shifts to the inside of a plush very large and very luxurious conference room. This place has it all: A mini bar in the one corner, plush leather chairs around a solid oak conference table in the middle. The camera scans the room and nobody recognizable is seen, basically they are just all cameramen, or boom mic holders, or assistants. Finally the camera pans done the long table to the chair at the head of the table. After a few seconds the chair swings around and Everest appears. The champ is dressed to the nines, with a 3 piece Armani suit, a solid blue tie and his standard Rolex on his wrist. As he spins the chair completely around to the table he sits the WZCW World Championship atop the table in front of him. He looks over to the man standing in the corner taking notes.
EVEREST: Are we ever going to get this show on the road? I mean Ive got things to do that are way more important than some website promotional piece.
DIRECTOR: Just a few more minutes sir. We are just finishing the details.
EVEREST: Crap. Hurry it up man, I cant think of anywhere I would want to be any less than this stuffy corporate room. Come to think of it I cant think of anyone else Id rather get away from than this horde of two bit butt kissing techno bums.
With that WZCWs favorite resident interview Becky Serra strolls by the room and after taking a second to realize whos actually sitting in the room, she strides on in and sits down beside Everest.
BECKY: Well look whos here. Our World Champion.
EVEREST: Damn! Seriously I guess I was mistaken, there really was someone Id want to see even less than these slums. Oh and look, shes now sitting beside me at this very moment. Can this get any worse?
BECKY: Well Ill see if I can help out with that. I just so happen to have a bit of news for you, Champ.
EVEREST: Ohh Beckys got a scoop. What is it this time? You seen Myles wearing Gucci? Steamboat Rickys hat not matching his boots again? Wait wait Ive got it. You found compromising pictures of Manzo at the local buffet?
BECKY: Nope, Ive got the identity of your next opponent on Meltdown. None other than Carmen Bratchny. How does that make your day.
EVEREST: WHAT! Youve got to be kidding me. You cant be serious. What the hell is this, see how many former number one contenders we can throw at the Champ? My Lord Ive got the biggest pay per view match in the history of WZCW against Titus and now they see it fit to throw the Russian Renegade in the ring against me.
Damn, first Ricky now Carmen, what next? Are they going to get Joseph Rios out of his next shift at McDonalds to come back and take another ass whooping? Or maybe pull Manzo off the Minor League Japanese Sumo Wrestling Circuit?
This day just keeps getting worse.
BECKY: Glad I could help.
EVEREST: Hey Bubba?
The director again looks up from his notes
EVEREST: Is this camera on?
DIRECTOR: Yes it is, Why?
EVEREST: Because I want to make sure youre getting this.
Hey all you WZCW.com members this is THE WZCW WORLD CHAMPION here, telling you to tune in to this weeks Meltdown for all the Mayhem, Chaos and Destruction you have come to love.
Everest goes to grab his title as he leans toward the camera a little.
EVEREST: Oh and youre going to want to take special care to tune into this Meltdown. Besides all that other crap youre going to see the Best and I mean the absolute BEST that WZCW has to offer. When you tune in to Meltdown you are going to see the Champ show the World once again why hes considered the greatest thing the WZCWs ever had.
At Meltdown, Everest vs. Carmen Bratchny will end the same way the first encountered did. Itll end with the big Soviet flat on his back, staring into the darkened corners of his eyelids while the refs hand slaps the mat three times. Dont worry though faithful viewers its not a repeat, its all new. So Carmen Im going to see you at Meltdown and for all you fans who are wondering if its going to end like the match up with Ricky
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I Guess Youll Just Have To Tune In and Find Out!
With that Everest grabs his title, and storms out of the room as the director yells.
DIRECTOR: CUT! Well I guess we got it. You know he used to be such a good guy to work with.
BECKY: Yeah, he was
The scene ends with Becky and the director standing side by side as Becky seems to be contemplating when Everest was an easier and nicer interview.