The video opens at the outskirts of Disney World in Orlando Florida. We see the entrance to the theme park for a few moments. Then the scene suddenly shifts to frantic shots of the park. The castle, a statue of Walt Disney, the outside of Space Mountain, a boat going down Splash Mountain toward the water and finally after several seconds of this fast pace seizure induced videotaping we come to a sudden stop in front of the Pirates of the Carribean ride. Standing large at the entrance is none other than WZCW World Champion: EVEREST, clad in some simple workout pants and his new Everest MY WORLD, MY RULES t-shirt!
EVEREST: Well well well. It seems that on this weeks episode of Everests Meltdown Im slated to take on the one and only man who no matter how many times I pin him, no matter how many times I humiliate him and no matter how many times I beat his useless, single syllable making brain into mush, seems to always figure out how to weasel his way into yet another match against the greatest Champion the WZCW has ever seen.
Well the problem this time is; it seems that since Mister Ricky was suspended people have wondered where hes gone. Hes doesnt seem to have the desire or motivation to show up on Meltdown. So being the caring, worrisome individual that I am I did some detective work and rumor has it that the man himself is hiding somewhere in here.
With that Everest and the camera man head into the ride and sit down. As he rides around and through the scenes from Disneys famous movie. After a few minutes, the view switches to the exit of the ride where the World Champion emerges.
EVEREST: Well it seems that my recon work didnt pan out like I thought it would. Even though I did see a few of those figures that sure looked like Steamboat. Especially that one with the one rubber eye. Weird looking fellow that one is. Hmmm anyway. Alright youre probably wondering what the hell is going on here.
Well all kidding aside, no more cheap Pirate jokes, or comparing my opponent to Jack Sparrow or making fun of his pet parrot. You see Meltdown has been set up for one thing and one thing only, to give Titus just a little taste of whats coming for him. You know I went the easy route last week on Ascension by taking that newcomer John Smith on a ride hell probably never recover from.
Not this week Titus. This week Im out to prove a point. This week Steamboat Ricky isnt just an opponent, no this week Steamboat Ricky is an EXAMPLE! You see a win isnt important, hell Ive beaten the pirate so many times Ive run out of fingers to count them on. I dont care about Ricky or his RWO. I dont care that they are running roughshot over WZCW wrestlers. It seems to me they have been wise enough to keep their noses out of the wrong places: Like my business. You see Titus I picked Steamboat Ricky because I dont want to throw in the towel for another week. I wanted to prove to you and to the world who the best is in WZCW. Ricky you should probably feel honored that I choose you over the other wastes of space in WZCW but my guess is youre too involved in swabbing someones deck to probably care. So Ill keep this short and sweet for you that way at the worst your parrot should be able to comprehend.
At Meltdown, Im not coming for your title, Im coming to prove a point. Im going to teach you yet another lesson. You can bring your RWO flunkies if you want, you can leave them in the back either way it doesnt really matter to me because by the end of the evening youll have a familiar feeling.
The feeling of failure: You know the one. The one where youre laying on your back staring at the lights. The one where youve heard the refs hand smack that mat 3 times and its slowly going through your head that youve lost to me yet again. Dont worry though Ricky, youre not alone and come the pay per view, Titus will be yet another victim, yet another notch on my championship resume.
Titus, the historys been written, its been talked to death. I know what youve done to me, the whole world knows what you did. Come the pay per view, it wont be about flair and flash, its going to be about revenge and violence. Will you be prepared for that? You see this time I wont have my back to you, this time Ill see you coming.
And Ill be ready!!!
This is my World, and these are MY Rules!!!
With that Everest simply walks away from the camera. An abrupt end to the segment.
