MD 24: Ty Burna vs David Cougar (EurAsian Title Tournament)
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Announcer: Welcome everyone to The Show. Now here's your host, Showtime David Cougar!
(The Band starts playing and the audience applauds as the giant portrait frame door opens and on the other side is not David Cougar, but a midget who resembles him almost exactly. The audience laughs as the miniature Showtime waves and sits himself on the big leather host chair. The audience laughs again as his eyes barely make it over the table. The chair then turns 180 degrees to reveal the real David Cougar, all smiles as usual, sharply dressed.
Cougar: We're all fun and games here tonight. Thank you thank you, we got a wonderful show for you all tonight. Welcome to The Show. I am your host, the golden boy on the TV screen, Showtime David Cougar.
Now last week the Show walked into Meltdown 23, a million light bulbs flashing for his every move, stepped into the ring with a monstrous beast, and did just what I said I would do and that's put him to rest. I laid waste upon his retched soul and continued to prove why I am WZCW's most talked about new comer. As always, the ratings for my match were through the roof. In fact, the numbers were so high in some places that many local stations overloaded causing many homes to lose connection and robbing millions of people from watching the rest of Meltdown. Word is ratings climaxed about 1 minute before I beat Criminal Karnage.
Criminal Karnage, you fought the law... and the law won. Around WZCW, I am the law. I am the star of this company, destined to skyrocket straight to the top, and no man, woman, or heartless criminal is going to stop me on my way. Karnage found that out at Meltdown 23 and each and everyone of my opponents that I will face will find that out as I go on to make history by becoming WZCW's first ever EurAsian champion.
I fought the law and the law one. It's really very catchy, I think perhaps Criminal K should use it for his entrance music. Hey Marty (Cougar points towards his band leader) play 'I fought the law', original style not that Green Day version.
(The band starts playing 'I fought the law'. Showtime is playing a little air guitar in the back as he turns back to his audience)
Well now seems like the perfect time to introduce our guest for the evening. He has been working with the law in locating his captor and lets hope they win, ladies and gentleman, Leon Kentsworth.
(Leon walks in from the side and waves at the audience. He takes a seat on the couch next to Showtimes desk.)
Leon: Uhh, It's Kensworth actually.
Riggghht... so Kentsworth, how does it feel to be back at work?
Well its...
And by back at work I mean did you get a chance to see my match?
Well yes in fact...
It was awesome. I totally agree.
That's not what I was...
So your saying it wasn't awesome?
No, it was awesome....
And outstanding. I couldn't agree more, well said Leon, good input. Leon Kentsworth, is this guy not the most flattering person you've ever met. Give him a hand.
So Leon, tell us about your captivity. What do you remember, what was it like?
Well what I remember...
Yeah it was a pretty big story, but you know what's an even bigger story is my sudden take over of WZCW. I am bringing in big dollar figures for this company and delivering highlight after highlight moment. I am proving to be the best acquisition this company has had in a very long time.
Yes you have been doing quite well, but...
Quite well..., I am the shining star of the WZCW cast. I am the best performer this company has had in a long time and the numbers don't lie. Everybody's been talking about Showtime. Thank you for bringing that up.
Yes very well, but I thought you wanted me on your show to talk about my disappearance...
Oh, Kentsworth gets up-ducted and suddenly he thinks everything is about him. Kentsworth I have asked you repeated questions about your emotional state and your whereabouts and all you have been talking about is me and my greatness. I think you have a thing for me, flattering as it may be, I don't play that way, Kentsworth.
KENSWORTH! and you won't let me get a word in edgewise.
Okay Mr Kentsworth. Then let's talk about my opponent, Ty Burna. Leon you might fancy yourself an expert on criminals now after your little hostage thing, what do you make of my opponent. Should he not be locked away like the rest of the scum like Criminal Karnage?
Although I don't approve of some of the things he says, I have never met the guy and have never seen him commit any crimes so...
So you're saying we should release every criminal that we haven't actually witnessed commit a crime? Is that what you're saying Leon?
No, all criminals should be tried and punished...
So you agree that Burna has no place in WZCW?
What?!? that's not what I...
You couldn't be more right Leon. Burna is no different than Criminal Karnage, except he hasn't gotten caught yet. And once again, it's up to me to protect the viewers from his insane nature. Burna has no place on TV or in wrestling. His place should be in a comfortably padded room. And I am just the man to put him in that place and end his reign of terror. When we step into the ring, I will shine over his darkness and out perform him in every aspect and move one step closer to the EurAsian title. Ty, I am everything that you aren't, successful, good looking, I'm more athletic, faster, smarter, better. You don't have anything that I don't already have.
Well there is one thing he has that you don't.
And what's that Kentsworth?
The Ouija. It tells him he'll win.
Is that so. (Showtime smiles a mischievous smile and pulls out from under his desk a Parker Brothers. Ouija Board Game) Ohhh those evil Parker Brothers. Come on, let's try this out.
Are you serious?
Yeah
(So Cougar lays the board on the table and he and Leon both put their hands on the planchette. Leon's eyes widen as the planchette starts to move even though Cougar appears to be putting no effort into moving it. It begins to spell out a message.)
S-H-O-W-T-I-M-E-W-I-N-S-A-T-M-D-2-4
That's incredible!
See, The Ouija has spoken and says I will win as well. The only thing worth trusting in this world, is the script. And the script says that the star of its show, me, Showtime David Cougar, will be victorious at Meltdown 24.
(All of a sudden, the Showtime midget comes running out from under the table, kicking Leon in the shin, then runs to the side and off the stage. The audience laughs. In his back pocket appears to be a magnet.)
Ouch, that little bas...
Hey, hey, this is a family show. Besides, you don't want to get us all in shit by calling him SpikesWaggle.
Did he have a magnet in his...
Well that about wraps up our time, thank you very much Leon Kentsworth for showing up. The lovely Showtime Girl will escort you off the stage.
(An attractive looking blonde girl comes through the Showtime portrait door and holds Leon's arm as she escorts him off stage. Leon can be heard muttering Why did I come back)
Well Ty, here's what it comes down to. I am the most talked about wrestler of this company, I am the star of this show, and I am the biggest thing to ever walk in front of a camera. The fans know it, the guys in the back know it, and you'll know it too when we meet inside the ring.
Your win over USA, impressive as you think you may have done, means nothing. Much like the country that he names himself after, Ulysses is weak and crumbling under the pressure. How do you expect to handle the difference between facing someone who was 0-3 in their last 3 matches and someone who's riding high on a 2 match win streak, and continues to be the highlight reel performer of WZCW each and every week. The short answer is, you can't and you won't. When the spotlight shine down on us in the ring, you will burn to dust while I will shine perfection. I will be the one moving forward at Meltdown 24, not you.
Ladies and Gentleman that about wraps up another edition of The Show. Be sure to tune in next week when I will be one step closer to winning the EurAsian Title. Till then, I am The Show. WZCW's highest rated superstar.
(The Band starts playing and the audience applauds as the giant portrait frame door opens and on the other side is not David Cougar, but a midget who resembles him almost exactly. The audience laughs as the miniature Showtime waves and sits himself on the big leather host chair. The audience laughs again as his eyes barely make it over the table. The chair then turns 180 degrees to reveal the real David Cougar, all smiles as usual, sharply dressed.
Cougar: We're all fun and games here tonight. Thank you thank you, we got a wonderful show for you all tonight. Welcome to The Show. I am your host, the golden boy on the TV screen, Showtime David Cougar.
Now last week the Show walked into Meltdown 23, a million light bulbs flashing for his every move, stepped into the ring with a monstrous beast, and did just what I said I would do and that's put him to rest. I laid waste upon his retched soul and continued to prove why I am WZCW's most talked about new comer. As always, the ratings for my match were through the roof. In fact, the numbers were so high in some places that many local stations overloaded causing many homes to lose connection and robbing millions of people from watching the rest of Meltdown. Word is ratings climaxed about 1 minute before I beat Criminal Karnage.
Criminal Karnage, you fought the law... and the law won. Around WZCW, I am the law. I am the star of this company, destined to skyrocket straight to the top, and no man, woman, or heartless criminal is going to stop me on my way. Karnage found that out at Meltdown 23 and each and everyone of my opponents that I will face will find that out as I go on to make history by becoming WZCW's first ever EurAsian champion.
I fought the law and the law one. It's really very catchy, I think perhaps Criminal K should use it for his entrance music. Hey Marty (Cougar points towards his band leader) play 'I fought the law', original style not that Green Day version.
(The band starts playing 'I fought the law'. Showtime is playing a little air guitar in the back as he turns back to his audience)
Well now seems like the perfect time to introduce our guest for the evening. He has been working with the law in locating his captor and lets hope they win, ladies and gentleman, Leon Kentsworth.
(Leon walks in from the side and waves at the audience. He takes a seat on the couch next to Showtimes desk.)
Leon: Uhh, It's Kensworth actually.
Riggghht... so Kentsworth, how does it feel to be back at work?
Well its...
And by back at work I mean did you get a chance to see my match?
Well yes in fact...
It was awesome. I totally agree.
That's not what I was...
So your saying it wasn't awesome?
No, it was awesome....
And outstanding. I couldn't agree more, well said Leon, good input. Leon Kentsworth, is this guy not the most flattering person you've ever met. Give him a hand.
So Leon, tell us about your captivity. What do you remember, what was it like?
Well what I remember...
Yeah it was a pretty big story, but you know what's an even bigger story is my sudden take over of WZCW. I am bringing in big dollar figures for this company and delivering highlight after highlight moment. I am proving to be the best acquisition this company has had in a very long time.
Yes you have been doing quite well, but...
Quite well..., I am the shining star of the WZCW cast. I am the best performer this company has had in a long time and the numbers don't lie. Everybody's been talking about Showtime. Thank you for bringing that up.
Yes very well, but I thought you wanted me on your show to talk about my disappearance...
Oh, Kentsworth gets up-ducted and suddenly he thinks everything is about him. Kentsworth I have asked you repeated questions about your emotional state and your whereabouts and all you have been talking about is me and my greatness. I think you have a thing for me, flattering as it may be, I don't play that way, Kentsworth.
KENSWORTH! and you won't let me get a word in edgewise.
Okay Mr Kentsworth. Then let's talk about my opponent, Ty Burna. Leon you might fancy yourself an expert on criminals now after your little hostage thing, what do you make of my opponent. Should he not be locked away like the rest of the scum like Criminal Karnage?
Although I don't approve of some of the things he says, I have never met the guy and have never seen him commit any crimes so...
So you're saying we should release every criminal that we haven't actually witnessed commit a crime? Is that what you're saying Leon?
No, all criminals should be tried and punished...
So you agree that Burna has no place in WZCW?
What?!? that's not what I...
You couldn't be more right Leon. Burna is no different than Criminal Karnage, except he hasn't gotten caught yet. And once again, it's up to me to protect the viewers from his insane nature. Burna has no place on TV or in wrestling. His place should be in a comfortably padded room. And I am just the man to put him in that place and end his reign of terror. When we step into the ring, I will shine over his darkness and out perform him in every aspect and move one step closer to the EurAsian title. Ty, I am everything that you aren't, successful, good looking, I'm more athletic, faster, smarter, better. You don't have anything that I don't already have.
Well there is one thing he has that you don't.
And what's that Kentsworth?
The Ouija. It tells him he'll win.
Is that so. (Showtime smiles a mischievous smile and pulls out from under his desk a Parker Brothers. Ouija Board Game) Ohhh those evil Parker Brothers. Come on, let's try this out.
Are you serious?
Yeah
(So Cougar lays the board on the table and he and Leon both put their hands on the planchette. Leon's eyes widen as the planchette starts to move even though Cougar appears to be putting no effort into moving it. It begins to spell out a message.)
S-H-O-W-T-I-M-E-W-I-N-S-A-T-M-D-2-4
That's incredible!
See, The Ouija has spoken and says I will win as well. The only thing worth trusting in this world, is the script. And the script says that the star of its show, me, Showtime David Cougar, will be victorious at Meltdown 24.
(All of a sudden, the Showtime midget comes running out from under the table, kicking Leon in the shin, then runs to the side and off the stage. The audience laughs. In his back pocket appears to be a magnet.)
Ouch, that little bas...
Hey, hey, this is a family show. Besides, you don't want to get us all in shit by calling him SpikesWaggle.
Did he have a magnet in his...
Well that about wraps up our time, thank you very much Leon Kentsworth for showing up. The lovely Showtime Girl will escort you off the stage.
(An attractive looking blonde girl comes through the Showtime portrait door and holds Leon's arm as she escorts him off stage. Leon can be heard muttering Why did I come back)
Well Ty, here's what it comes down to. I am the most talked about wrestler of this company, I am the star of this show, and I am the biggest thing to ever walk in front of a camera. The fans know it, the guys in the back know it, and you'll know it too when we meet inside the ring.
Your win over USA, impressive as you think you may have done, means nothing. Much like the country that he names himself after, Ulysses is weak and crumbling under the pressure. How do you expect to handle the difference between facing someone who was 0-3 in their last 3 matches and someone who's riding high on a 2 match win streak, and continues to be the highlight reel performer of WZCW each and every week. The short answer is, you can't and you won't. When the spotlight shine down on us in the ring, you will burn to dust while I will shine perfection. I will be the one moving forward at Meltdown 24, not you.
Ladies and Gentleman that about wraps up another edition of The Show. Be sure to tune in next week when I will be one step closer to winning the EurAsian Title. Till then, I am The Show. WZCW's highest rated superstar.
Ty Burna
Getting Noticed By Management
Video feed begins to play what appears to be fairly old footage. As the feed begins, the camera focuses into a padded room through the window. Bars align the window on the door, the lights inside the room flicker off and on. The camera slowly moves down to reveal a straight jacketed Ty Burna sitting on the floor, slowly rocking back and forth with his head down. Two doctors are overheard in the background talking.
Doctor 1: I do not understand how he came under this condition. According to the report we received, he was found on the ground outside of an old house around town here. He was in a critical state from a huge amount of blood loss, and from what I read here, the blood was oozing out from the odd carvings in his arms and legs.
Doctor 2: Right, but what is odd is the fact after he was rushed into the hospital and recovered, he was just fine until a week went by. He started complaining of hearing voices in his head telling him to do these crazed things. The tipping point came when a nurse came to his room and blood was smeared with these odd cult markings all across the room. They had no choice but to lock him up here. Here take a look at these symbols and tell me if you can make anything of them.
The shuffling of paper can be heard as the second doctor hands pictures to the first doctor.
Doctor 1: Hmm, yes I can recognize some of them as old occult symbols of ancient religions. But why would this drug dealer suddenly become interested in such a field?
Ty Burna: Do you like my work doctor? I made it as a gift to the nurses that were attending to my injuries.
A loud laughter emits from Ty as he slowly makes his way to his feet and walking over to the window, pressing his face up right to the bars
Ty Burna: I believed it was some great work myself. But why do you have me locked up in here? Do you believe me to be....dangerous? I promise not to harm any of you if you let me out now. I have work to do for my master.
Doctor 2: Shut up and get back from the window. You know you're nothing more than a crazed criminal who is nothing but a detriment to society. Do you want the shock treatment again.
The camera zooms in on Ty Burna's face as a wicked smirk creeps across his face. He takes a step back and sits down again as he begins rocking again.
Ty Burna: You really think that will affect me doctor? I am after all crazy and feel no pain. But go ahead, check your charts, figure out what mental disease you damn doctors always think we have.
Doctor 2: You keep this up we will also start waterboard treatment so you will tell us where that blood came from on the walls.
Suddenly a loud thunder strike can be heard, the camera begins to shake as the lights go out. A loud crash can be heard as the two doctors begin screaming in immense pain. Finally one last crash can be heard before the lights come back on, revealing the door to be busted down, and the two doctors lying in puddles of their own blood. The footage then fades to black and then to a live feed of Ty Burna standing in the middle of a darkened room. A large pentacle is drawn in white chalk on the floor, candles emitting a low light all across the room. He stands right in the middle of the pentacle, his hood down and his head lowered.
Cougar, did you like my little flashback into the past? I prepared it specifically for you since you think a psychiatric ward would be able to hold someone like myself. They had no idea what they had allowed to continue living when they threw me in the ward instead of ending my existence then.
He raises his head slowly, his eyes glowing a bright red as he stairs dead into the camera
I must admit your little show was quite entertaining. Your little interview with Vengeance's victim was humorous, but I think you asked the wrong questions of him. A better selection would have been about how are you planning on surviving our match at Meltdown? Or how will you feel when I break your spirit like I did to USA in my last match? The best question you could have asked him is how does it feel to be victimized and beaten within an inch of your life? But you see Cougar, I think I realize why you didn't ask such questions. Because you know that those queries will be answered during our match at Meltdown.
He walks over to a small table away from the pentacle and picks up his scroll, unraveling it. Blood drips off the scroll and hits the pentacle on the floor. The pentacle begins glowing red as he walks up close to the camera.
You think that little board game is what I carry around? I find that amusing, and a little short sighted on your end to think that is all I carry. This scroll has been handed down from spirit talkers and shamans for well over a millennium. Oh and as far as what Leon said, it has told me more then I will defeat you at Meltdown. Though you are not my target, the spirits have been angered by your mocking of them, and so they have given me clearance to destroy you and make you regret the words you have uttered.
He rolls the scroll up and places it to the side as he brushes his hair back, a sadistic smile creeps across his face
I also have heard my last opponent and my next victim mention they will outshine the darkness around me. I have one simple response to this. What is the one thing that can destroy light? A black hole that is nothing but darkness. I promise you Cougar that your "light" will be devoured by my darkness and leave you with nothing to pick up. This will be more than just a battle to continue in a simple tournament. No Cougar, I have turned this into a fight for your meaningless materialistic existence. Last Meltdown, I allowed USA to stick around here until I make it clear his destruction has come. However I also ensured my message was clear by breaking him down and making him submit to The Final Séance. Now it will be more than just making you submit Cougar, you will be the first to feel The Ouija Flame, and you will wish you were nothing more than a talk show host safely behind a desk.
He reaches back and pulls his hood over his head, covering his eyes. As he begins speaking his voice deepens once more. He grabs the camera and pulls it right to his face.
Cougar your demise will come at Meltdown, but I will not give you a quick and efficient release. I guarantee that it will be slow and bloody for you. This is not a hardcore match, but I do not need it to be. I only need my fists to make you wear the crimson mask. When it is all said and done, you will want to run back to Hollywood and wear a mask like all the other false idols they create there.
The candles in the room go out, leaving nothing but the glowing red pentacle in the center of the room.
There is nowhere to run Cougar, there is nowhere to hide, for the Ouija is coming to relieve you of your miserable soul.
A sadistic laughter echoes through the room as loud thunder strikes begin crashing in the background. A lighting bolt hits the ground, lighting up the room one more time to show Ty Burna sitting in the middle of the pentacle, rocking back and forth.
Ouija are you with me...come murda them come murda them all. Ouija are you with me....come come again. Ouija are you with me.....murda, murda them all.
The camera feed fades to black.
Doctor 1: I do not understand how he came under this condition. According to the report we received, he was found on the ground outside of an old house around town here. He was in a critical state from a huge amount of blood loss, and from what I read here, the blood was oozing out from the odd carvings in his arms and legs.
Doctor 2: Right, but what is odd is the fact after he was rushed into the hospital and recovered, he was just fine until a week went by. He started complaining of hearing voices in his head telling him to do these crazed things. The tipping point came when a nurse came to his room and blood was smeared with these odd cult markings all across the room. They had no choice but to lock him up here. Here take a look at these symbols and tell me if you can make anything of them.
The shuffling of paper can be heard as the second doctor hands pictures to the first doctor.
Doctor 1: Hmm, yes I can recognize some of them as old occult symbols of ancient religions. But why would this drug dealer suddenly become interested in such a field?
Ty Burna: Do you like my work doctor? I made it as a gift to the nurses that were attending to my injuries.
A loud laughter emits from Ty as he slowly makes his way to his feet and walking over to the window, pressing his face up right to the bars
Ty Burna: I believed it was some great work myself. But why do you have me locked up in here? Do you believe me to be....dangerous? I promise not to harm any of you if you let me out now. I have work to do for my master.
Doctor 2: Shut up and get back from the window. You know you're nothing more than a crazed criminal who is nothing but a detriment to society. Do you want the shock treatment again.
The camera zooms in on Ty Burna's face as a wicked smirk creeps across his face. He takes a step back and sits down again as he begins rocking again.
Ty Burna: You really think that will affect me doctor? I am after all crazy and feel no pain. But go ahead, check your charts, figure out what mental disease you damn doctors always think we have.
Doctor 2: You keep this up we will also start waterboard treatment so you will tell us where that blood came from on the walls.
Suddenly a loud thunder strike can be heard, the camera begins to shake as the lights go out. A loud crash can be heard as the two doctors begin screaming in immense pain. Finally one last crash can be heard before the lights come back on, revealing the door to be busted down, and the two doctors lying in puddles of their own blood. The footage then fades to black and then to a live feed of Ty Burna standing in the middle of a darkened room. A large pentacle is drawn in white chalk on the floor, candles emitting a low light all across the room. He stands right in the middle of the pentacle, his hood down and his head lowered.
Cougar, did you like my little flashback into the past? I prepared it specifically for you since you think a psychiatric ward would be able to hold someone like myself. They had no idea what they had allowed to continue living when they threw me in the ward instead of ending my existence then.
He raises his head slowly, his eyes glowing a bright red as he stairs dead into the camera
I must admit your little show was quite entertaining. Your little interview with Vengeance's victim was humorous, but I think you asked the wrong questions of him. A better selection would have been about how are you planning on surviving our match at Meltdown? Or how will you feel when I break your spirit like I did to USA in my last match? The best question you could have asked him is how does it feel to be victimized and beaten within an inch of your life? But you see Cougar, I think I realize why you didn't ask such questions. Because you know that those queries will be answered during our match at Meltdown.
He walks over to a small table away from the pentacle and picks up his scroll, unraveling it. Blood drips off the scroll and hits the pentacle on the floor. The pentacle begins glowing red as he walks up close to the camera.
You think that little board game is what I carry around? I find that amusing, and a little short sighted on your end to think that is all I carry. This scroll has been handed down from spirit talkers and shamans for well over a millennium. Oh and as far as what Leon said, it has told me more then I will defeat you at Meltdown. Though you are not my target, the spirits have been angered by your mocking of them, and so they have given me clearance to destroy you and make you regret the words you have uttered.
He rolls the scroll up and places it to the side as he brushes his hair back, a sadistic smile creeps across his face
I also have heard my last opponent and my next victim mention they will outshine the darkness around me. I have one simple response to this. What is the one thing that can destroy light? A black hole that is nothing but darkness. I promise you Cougar that your "light" will be devoured by my darkness and leave you with nothing to pick up. This will be more than just a battle to continue in a simple tournament. No Cougar, I have turned this into a fight for your meaningless materialistic existence. Last Meltdown, I allowed USA to stick around here until I make it clear his destruction has come. However I also ensured my message was clear by breaking him down and making him submit to The Final Séance. Now it will be more than just making you submit Cougar, you will be the first to feel The Ouija Flame, and you will wish you were nothing more than a talk show host safely behind a desk.
He reaches back and pulls his hood over his head, covering his eyes. As he begins speaking his voice deepens once more. He grabs the camera and pulls it right to his face.
Cougar your demise will come at Meltdown, but I will not give you a quick and efficient release. I guarantee that it will be slow and bloody for you. This is not a hardcore match, but I do not need it to be. I only need my fists to make you wear the crimson mask. When it is all said and done, you will want to run back to Hollywood and wear a mask like all the other false idols they create there.
The candles in the room go out, leaving nothing but the glowing red pentacle in the center of the room.
There is nowhere to run Cougar, there is nowhere to hide, for the Ouija is coming to relieve you of your miserable soul.
A sadistic laughter echoes through the room as loud thunder strikes begin crashing in the background. A lighting bolt hits the ground, lighting up the room one more time to show Ty Burna sitting in the middle of the pentacle, rocking back and forth.
Ouija are you with me...come murda them come murda them all. Ouija are you with me....come come again. Ouija are you with me.....murda, murda them all.
The camera feed fades to black.
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