We see the outside of a large warehouse. There is a sign that say Patriots Gyn and a large American flag. Outside, there are three Hummers, a red, a white, and a blue. A woman walks out of the door, and motions toward the camera. She is insturcting the camera crew inside.
As the crew enters, there are several large men around the gym lifting unusual amounts of weight in all sorts of different lifts. The scene is truly amazing in that everyone of the guys is absolutely huge, ripped, and smiling. This is the happiest gym ever. The camera finds USA, in a corner, doing reps on the bench, with 505 lbs. The woman walks to USA. The camera looks her over from head to toe. From behind, you see a woman who definitely in shape, with a posterior that only happens in men's dreams. As she gets to USA she turns, and holds her hand out, pointing to him. The camera agains pans her body. She is slightly above average height, with flowing blond hair, green eyes, a couple fo very charming freckles, a small, but very perky chest, a defined stomach, and beautiful legs. She wears red, white, and blue spandex. USA racks the weight and sits up. She turns to him, and kisses him passionately.
USA: Well, WZCW, I see you found us. You see, I have decided that I need to get better. Just like America, my dominance, at times, has made me arrogant But also, just like the USA, my defeats have refocused me. I know what I need to do.
I also see that you have met my inspiration. I call her General, but her name is Lee DesArming. She found me after my last match, hunched over in pain. She said I looked like a beaten man. That look, apparently, wasn't very attractive, as she started to walk away. I chased her down, and she told me that it was the first time all night that I had shown any fight.
It was her that inspired me to open this gym. It was her that inspired me to train harder than ever before. Let me show you guys around.
USA gets of the bench, and shows the camera some of the free weights and machines, and then walks toward a door. Once he opens it, you can see why this gym is in a three story building. There is a real military obstacle course. Built on an olympic quarter mile track, the course includes over and under logs, ropes, a climbing "ladder" a mud pit for crawling under barbed wire, and more obstacles that would make even the hardest Marine think twice about joining.
USA: You see, I know I am stronger than Baker, but the General seems to think that I need more agility. I built this course with my bare hands. The time alone helped me focus on the task at hand. You see, I spent all that time teaming with the Chief, and he would not shut up about meditation and finding your spirit. I thought it was crap, until recently. I meditated during the carpentry, and I found my spirit when I raised the supports of this ladder. I realized that my purpose was not being fulfilled. That purpose was ridding WZCW of those who terrorize good people. Baker, USA POINTS AT THE CAMERAyou are one of those people. You admit yourself that you are nothing more than a psychotic gangsta. Well, that is just the type of garbage I intend on taking out. You may have beaten me in our last battle, but the war between good and evil in WZCW has new life!!!! This is all thanks to the general.
The General smiles, and USA smiles back. He waves his hand for the cameras to follow. He opens another door, and inside this room is a full size wrestling ring. In the ring, two large men and going through a match. Powerbombs, and body slams are happening everywhere, and although the men are obviously in pain, they keep training.
USA: These men are the next soldiers in my platoon. Look at the way that they get back up after being knocked down. They do not surrender. Baker, neither do I. I will not stay down for three seconds, much less with you pinning me. I am dedicated to restoring the legacy that I was building when I began wrestling.
USA climbs into the ring. He hits one of the men with Old Glory, and the other with a Bunker Buster. He gets back out of the ring. The men, who could not be deterred earlier are not lying down in the ring.
USA: It was time for my training partners' lesson for the day. Today's lesson will be your lesson on Meltdown. Every move hurts more when it is hit by a Marine. At Meltdown, Baker, you will feel the pain of a pissed off superpower. You will suffer the indignity of being destroyed by a focused warrior.
General Lee DesArming: Mr. Baker, I understand that you disrespect people, especially women, and think you are better than them. That isn't true. You could never get a woman like me. I have class, I have heart, and I have a brain. And believe me, I give all that and more to my soldier. When we hit the ring at Meltdown, we are putting you on the other side of your own life. You don't like to fight unless you have your gang. You have to have your opponent outnumbered, Well, criminal, at Meltdown, you will be fighting 300,000,000 Americans, their patriotism restored. All their hopes will be wrapped up in this man. You like to destroy hope in your hood. You like to take it away, because that is how you get power. Well, jsut know, that at Meltdown, no matter what you do, you will not have power, because you cannot take away the true hope of a nation, Ulysses S. Adams.
USA: Couldn't have said it better myself, baby. Baker, this is your Valley Forge. I hope you enjoyed your tyrannical rule over the streets. I hope you enjoyed crushing the weak. How will you react when your opponent is strong in the head, the heart, and the body? How will you react when your pathetic attempts at intimidation fail? Will you even survive? This is a new era in the life of USA. An inspired Marine is a dangerous Marine, Baker, and this Marine is as inspired as can be. Prepare to surrender to greatest military power in WZCW, USA!!!!
The camera pans around the gym, and now everyone has stopped lifting and has moved behind Ulysses and the General. They begin to chant USA! USA! as the camera fades to black.
