(INT: Night. Vox's personal gym. Vox is working out, listening and singing to Proudest Monkey by Dave Matthews Band)
Vox: ...And then caaaaammmeee the daaaayyyyyyyyyy..
*Callie enters*
Callie: What on Earth?
Vox: That I climbed down from these safe lllliiimmmbbssss
*Vox's butler Wadsworth walks up to Callie*
Wadsworth: Ms. Clark, can I do anything or get anything for you?
Callie: And who are you to think you can A) talk to me or B) ask me if you can help me?
Wadsworth: I'm Mr. Vox's butler, Wadsworth.
Callie: Three things: 1. Is your name really Wadsworth, or does he pay you extra to have you go by that?
Wadsworth: It has been my name since the day I was born.
Callie: Son of a... Ok, 2. What kind of water do you have here? Anything less than alkaline water and it may as well be cat urine.
Wadsworth: Vox has it imported in from a spring that is 5 miles outside of a village he saved almost a decade ago. He swears by it.
Callie: Ok, good enough. 3. Is there a place for me to change, I don't want to...
Vox: Ruin your nice outfit working out? Yeah, I wouldn't either. You look great!
Callie: Interrupt me again, and it will be the last mistake you ever make. No, I want to change so I don't get the smell of you on anything I own that is remotely valuable. I have clothes that I'm going to burn immediately after this that I'll be wearing. Thank you.
Vox: Oooookie dokie. Wadsworth will show you over to the changing room. Don't worry, it's a women's changing room.
Callie: Why would you have a men's and a women's changing room?
Vox: Who said I did?
Callie: Ugh...
Vox: AH! Just kidding! Seriously though...look at this house...
Callie: Yes...
Vox: If you think there isn't any occasional...cohabitation of these facilities...
Callie: If you think there is going to be any "cohabitation" outside of this training session I swear to...
Vox: WOAH! I didn't mean it like that. We're here to train, not... Forget it. Just go get ready. I've been warming up.
Callie: Ok. These facilities better be top of the line. 12 headed showers, multiple bidets, the finest of wash cloths...
*Callie is led to the women's changing area by Wadsworth*
Callie: ...A soap machine with multiple scent and color soap options...
Vox: Oh man, just wait until she sees the...
Callie: OH MY GOD, THERE'S A GLITTER BOX! AND IT'S FULL OF GLITTER!!!
Vox: Oh yeah, we're winning this match. 0.0 doubt in my mind.
*Callie returns to Vox's work out area in her workout clothes. They still look better than 90% of what people wear on their best day.
Vox: Hey Callie, can I ask you a question real quick?
Callie: You just did.
Vox: Can I ask you another one?
Callie: Oh my gosh! 2 for 2!
Vox: Can I ask you a question in addition to this question?
Callie: Fine, but it better have nothing to do with charity, or causes, or donating, or glitter, or causes, or charity, or hangnails, or Juwanna Mann...
Vox: Hey! That's my favorite movie!
Callie: Grrrrr
Vox: Uh, anyway! I wanted to know mostly if you wanted to start in our match or if you wanted me to? I can take a fair amount of damage, being a former Mayhem champ. I know you wanna deck both of those dorks in the face, and I don't blame you! I was Lynx's partner once, and he was a pretty cool dude, but...
Callie: But what? When you teamed, did you notice some form of weakness? Did you gain an important insight into his ability? Did you think it was weird that he thinks he can travel through time?!
Vox: Yes, yes and SUPER yes, but I'll get to those in a minute. He upset Bob Einstein.
Callie: Super Dave?
Vox: He doesn't like it when people call him that.
Callie: Funkman?
Vox: He can deal with that. Anyway, there's an aloofness to him that he doesn't know.
Callie: Yes...that's typically why they call it "aloofness".
Vox: Right. Anyway, that girl he has with him TOTALLY has a crush on him, and I think he has one on her. Maybe you can use that to your advantage.
Callie: Literally everyone knows that.
Vox: Right, but he's SUPER shy about it.
Callie: Yes, we all watch the show.
Vox: I don't.
Callie: What?
Vox: Oh yeah, I've never watched one all the way through.
Callie:...Why not?
Vox: Dunno. Oh, and also, he drops his guard a little bit on his left side, which opens him up to quick strikes if you can time them right.
Callie: Wow...that was actually useful.
Vox: Yeah, I don't know too much about the other guy we're taking on. He wears a stupid mask and is kind of short right?
Callie: I mean, that's kind of right.
Vox: Ok, if I notice anything during the match I'll yell it out so you can hear me. I'm good at seeing stuff like that.
Callie: Or, you could...I don't know...not be a total idiot and just TELL ME QUIETLY IN A HUDDLE WHAT YOU SEE!
Vox: Yeah, I guess that works. We could have an ex-champions huddle!
Callie: I'm going to give you 5 seconds to rephrase that, and that is primarily because of the glitter box.
Vox: ...We could have a Soon-To-Be-Champions-Again-Huddle!
Callie: 4...3...2...
Vox: Glitter Grouping?
Callie: Ugh...let's just get to it, huh? We can work on some moves, go over some strategy, then I can leave, go back home and never come back.
Vox: Okie dokie, artichokey!
Callie: Don't ever say that again.
Vox: Neato, Cheetoh.
*Vox and Callie enter the ring*
Vox: Wanna run the ropes a little bit? Warm up?
Callie: No. I'm always ready.
Vox: Sweet, so what would you like to do first?
Callie: Let's work on tagging in and tagging out.
Vox: Ok, I'll start on the outside.
*Vox goes to the outside, holds the tag rope, and sticks his hand out*
Vox: All ready, best buddy!
Callie: Let me show you what happens when you call me that.
*Callie proceeds to bump around the ring, practice her moves on thin air, and do everything but tag Vox in*
Vox: Fine, I understand.
Callie: Good. *Tags Vox in*
*Vox proceeds to run the ropes and bump around*
Callie: Ahem...
*Vox doesn't hear her, and goes to the top rope, executes a moonsault, and bounces back up to run the ropes more*
Callie: AHEM!
*Vox notices this time, and goes over to tag Callie quickly*
Callie: Thank your lucky stars I didn't have to do that a third time. I shouldn't even have to do it once.
Vox: Understood. You're the boss.
Callie: It's good that you understand that.
Vox: That I need to tag you in quicker, or that you're the boss?
Callie: Yes.
Vox: Ok. What should we do next?
Callie: You accidentally asked a good question earlier, "who should start first?"
Vox: I think it should be me.
Callie: Oh really? And why is that?
Vox: Because Callie, I'm pretty sure that you'll have a lot of pent up aggression going in, what with wanting to knock both of these guy's blocks off, and...
Callie: You think I'll be reckless? That I'll let my aggression get the best of me?
Vox: No! I think making you wait will actually make you more aggressive. Especially if we can get into a spot where they have one guy down and I can make an easy tag. I'm here for YOU. I don't have a dog in this fight outside of trying to win because I like it, and to help the kids. You want the pelts of these guys, I'm just hear to make sure you can put them on your wall.
Callie: Oh...that's...kind of sweet. Anyway, good idea. I think that can work. While you're at it, what should we do next?
Vox: I think it would be best to work on some double team ideas. The more like a team we can act, the better our chances.
Callie: Ok, what do you have in mind?
Vox: Eh, mostly usual stuff. We can cut off the ring, do repeated tags, and apply different kinds of damage to both the head and body of our opponents. A few high and low moves should work. Would you like to be the base or the launch point on those?
Callie: Launch point. I'm a lot faster than you.
Vox: Great call! Oh man, we are such a good team!
Callie: Great. Let's move on.
Vox: Ok, I think the last two things we really need to do are to come up with a tag team finisher, and a name.
Callie: For the move or for our team?
Vox: Oh gosh! BOTH!
Callie: Because no.
Vox: Awwwwwww, please?
Callie: No. It's stupid.
Vox: I'll give you that glitter box.
Callie: ...Fine. But I pick the name for the move.
Vox: Done!
Callie: So what should we do?
Vox: Hmmmmmm... To keep consistent with our high and low attack, what we could do is have you run the ropes, me hold up our opponent, and then you can leap in the air towards them - like a javelin - and hit them right in the chest with your head.
Callie: That's actually kind of cool. But what should we call it?
Vox: High and Low?
Callie: No.
Vox: High and Dry?
Callie: No!
Vox: Oh oh, I know! The Chest Attack With a Head!
Callie: NO!!!! UGH!!!! You know what? Screw it. I'm calling it the Raspberry Beret.
Vox: The kind you find in a second hand store?
Callie: I hate you.
Vox: I mean...great! Best name! We're gonna crush those guys. And heck, after the match, we can do it to the other loser who didn't get hit with it.
Callie: Ok, for that? You can pick the team name. With my Ok.
Vox: OH WOW! DO YOU MEAN IT?!
Callie: Obviously I meant it, I said it.
Vox: Of course! Well...Guardians of the Galaxy!
Callie: That's a movie.
Vox: It is? Ok. Uhhhhh, The Beatles!
Callie: That's a band! YOU KNOW AND RIP OFF BONO, HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW THE BEATLES?!
Vox: Oh, I do. I just like the name. Because it has "Beat" in it, and we're gonna beat those guys up!
Callie: You have one more chance, and I'm leaving.
Vox: The Glitter Gang!
Callie: That is the least terrible name of the three. Fine.
Vox: *to himself* Always save the one you want for third...
Callie: What's that?
Vox: Uhhh, I said I think we're done for today. You can go get changed again, and we can call this a day.
*Callie leaves to get changed*
Vox: Man, she is such a great partner. Darn shame she is such a bi...
*Callie returns, she has the glitter box in hand*
Callie: Well...bye! And remember, if we beat those guys, I will donate to whatever you want me to. If we lose? You'll be in need of help FAR more than anyone you could look to save.
Vox: We can't lose, we have you!
Callie: *Leaving through the door* Best point you've made all day!
*Callie is now outside*
Callie: Oh my god, I think being around him made me dumber.
Wadsworth: Happens to all of us.