As soon as I heard getting entered into the Gold Rush tournament, I was ecstatic. Not only because I know I'd be getting some good challenges, finally, but because I knew my sister would be in it as well. Facing my sister for a possible shot at the World Title? That's a dream come true. Not only for us sisters but for all those who would be watching us. There stood just one obstacle in my way, Matt Tastic.
Ah the tales of Matt Tastic, the tales of
old. Tastic is pretty much the man who's done it all in WZCW. What's there left for him to do? Tastic is exactly what's wrong with WZCW. He is of no benefit to WZCW. What he does is weigh down young upstarts like myself and Callie. Ooooh boy. The blood is boiling in me. I just want to punch him in his stupid face. Wooo-saaahhhhh. Compose myself. Compose myself. Alright. I can't let the thought of Tastic ruin what's going to be a good day. A perfect day, I might say.
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The bright, fiery sun was covered with clouds surrounding it – only letting a single ray of light towards the surface. However, with plans already in place,
Grandpa Clark would have his way as he took his wife and two grandchildren,
Callie and Gabi out on his cruiser yacht. After finding just the right place, Grandpa Clark had parked the cruiser smack dab a few meters away from shore. In the distance, the illustration of New York’s finest buildings filled the scene. A view that would make anyone feel the sweet serendipity of the sea.
With Grandma Clark resting inside one of the rooms since they drove the boat offshore, Grandpa Clark made his way to the side of the yacht where he had three fishing rods in place, ready to be casted. Clothed in a green sun dress, the look on Gabi’s face was one of uncertainty. On the other hand, Callie, dressed in a purple sun dress, shared a similar look with her oldersister, but of an expression closer to regret.
“Hey grandpa, I’m totes not sure this is a good idea. You know, this whole fishing thing. Aaaannndd… you said this’ll somehow help us in training to get ready for our match this week and for our matches in the future.”
“Yeah grandpa, you know how bad we were with stuff like this when we were kids. It totes did not end well – for us or anyone involved.”
There was a slight look of disappointment on Grandpa Clark’s face but that quickly changed as he flashed the girls a smile. In return, that gave the Clark Sisters enough confidence to try this thing out.
“You worry too much girls. Plus, I haven’t spent time with my girls in so long. I know Bates takes good care of you guys. And he better be. I gave him a few days off so that you girls can spend more time with us. But trust me, doing this will teach you something.”
“Always up for a good lesson, grandpa.”
I roll my eyes after I hear Callie say that. She puts on a big smile after she sees me do it, which agitates me even more.
“Very good, Callie. Now girls, you already know what to do. Just pull back on this retractor holding the thread, pull back the fishing rod, and release – like so.”
I like how my 74-year-old grandfather can make things like this look easy while young upstarts like Callie and myself look like the most uncoordinated sisters in the world. Even so, we loved our grandpa so much that we’d try anything to spend some quality time with him.
Callie was up first. She has a stern look on her face but I knew it was all for show. There was no way that she was going to pull this off. She always does this. She does this and hopes that I come in and help her out. Sadly, I can’t help her out this time because the art of fishing escapes me as well. She’s all on her own. And well, I’m already laughing in my mind. Callie takes the fishing rod in her hands. She examines it for longer than anyone should before grandpa finally put her hands and pretty much did everything for her. All she had to do now was pull back and release. And boy, did she release alright. As soon as she released, the fishing rod went flying over the deck. I swear, the face she made was hilarious. It was like she had farted loudly in a quiet room but didn’t want anyone to know it was her. She looked at grandpa immediately, who was looking at his fishing rod that was going towards the bottom of the ocean floor.
Just then, grandpa let out a hearty laugh. He was laughing so much that he doubled over, using the boat’s side railing to keep him on his feet. His laugh was contagious. So much so that we started laughing as well. Oh man, this was a good time. After several minutes, grandpa’s laughter died down enough for him to speak.
“You see, this is the lesson right here girls.”
With smiles still on our faces, we looked at our grandpa. Interested in what he had to teach us this time.
“The lesson is… to have fun. I’ve already told you girls that I don’t watch many of your matches but from what I can tell, what you do in the ring resembles a sport. And in sports, sometimes, people forget to have fun. Gabi, you especially, you are one competitive gal, and that’s what I like about you. But sometimes, you forget to have fun.”
Grandpa wasn’t wrong. Having fun since being in WZCW wasn’t always on my mind. I had other things in mind such as fame, fortune, and all the glory.
“Now, I guess we’ll be skipping fishing as I don't want any more of my fishing rods to go missing and move onto other fun stuff I have planned. But first, let me go check on grandma. The chefs will be making us some dessert at the bow. So meet us there and we’ll continue this having fun.”
Again, my grandpa knew just what we needed. He gave us the sweetest smile before kissing us on the forehead then leaving to go check on grandma.
“Thank god grandpa put a stop to all this. If he let me go, my fishing rod would’ve totes ended up in the water right next to yours. Like, that would’ve been so embarrassing.”
“Yeah, you’re lucky grandpa likes his fishing rods. I think that fishing rod I just threw in the water cost $400.”
We both chuckle at that before heading towards the bow. Here, Chef Gerald, our chef of many years was preparing desserts for us. We sat in front of him as he gave us a live show. Chef Gerald didn’t say much. He’d much rather speak with his cooking skills.
It was always a good time with our grandparents. Not gonna lie, we acted way more polite than usual, because hey, they’re our grandparents. They worked hard for everything they have and gave us a lot of everything we currently had too. However, the match with Matt Tastic never escaped my mind all throughout this trip. Matt Tastic just got inducted into the Hall of Fame and has won many accolades in his career. Not gonna lie, my resting bitch face is not gonna be enough to topple Tastic.
I watched as Chef Gerald began plating the crème brulee, the precision it took to make everything perfect. Chef Gerald was a master at his craft. With the combination of my resting bitch face and ju-bitch-su, it might be enough to overcome the challenge that Tastic offers. But I’m gonna need more than that. Unlike Chef Gerald, Tastic has lost a step or two. He wasn’t the same after all that has happened to him. Tastic is a has been. And boy, he was a lot of has beens. A one trick pony if you will. His accolades are forgettable and none really stand out. You could say he owed his success to Mikey Stormrage or defeating low level opponents like Johnny Scumm. There was a reason for everything Tastic had accomplished. None of which was accomplished by himself.
There was a rage in me that always seemed to show up a little late. But it was there nonetheless. To this day, Tastic is my greatest challenge yet but that’s not really saying much when you’ve seen the quality of opponents I’ve recently had. I watched as Chef Gerald was crisping the surface of the crème brulee. The charred areas to me - tasted the best. In more ways than one, Chef Gerald has taught me many things just by watching him. His continuous art of food showed me that I had to be consistent in everything I do. If there’s one thing I can do – it’s consistently bitch about something

But that’s not what’s going to put me over Tastic.
Crème brulee was not the only dessert Chef Gerald had in store for us. Before long, he began plating our favorite dessert ever – ice cream. He already knew that I liked Cookies and Cream and Callie liked Black Raspberry. You see, it’s that consistency again. Seeing ice cream get plated before my eyes reminded me of the layers that I currently posses. There’s more to me than just a pretty face and being able to kick ass. Something inside of me longs for something more. Something that’ll satisfy the need of competition or the need to be better. The bigger the challenge, the more I am hyped up to conquer that challenge. This week, Matt Tastic poses that challenge. I’m too full of pride to admit that I am worried. There was always worry that accompanied this feeling.
I have the longing for everything in my life to be perfect. Who doesn’t right? But right now, Matt Tastic is threatening that perfection. Which means, there’s only one thing I can do. I’m gonna go into the disgusting city of Chicago, enter the United Center, and beat the living daylights out of Tastic. I’m gonna remind Tastic that he doesn’t possess the precision in the ring that he once had. I’m gonna remind him that he isn’t fully of layers like I am and that he is an easy book to read. But most of all, I’m gonna remind him why it was a mistake to come back. Especially to come back against an opponent like myself. Like I said earlier, I have a longing to keep things perfect and Tastic currently poses a threat to that. And you know what we do to threats? WE TAKE CARE OF IT.
Before long, grandma and grandpa finally join us on the bow as Chef Gerald begins serving us crème brulee and ice cream. I cast off Tastic from my mind as I enjoy this moment that can only be described with one word –
PERFECT.
“Now this, this is perfect.”
With that, Callie nods her head in agreement. Smiles all around as we bask in one of the few perfect moments in our lives.