May Sweep Series, Round One, Match Four

[Coco]

This poll will be open for twenty four hours. Introducing first, fighting out of his mother's basement and hopefully returning there with a victory by dinner time, he is a millionaire in his intricate fantasy life and an avid collector of non-spam posts on a wrestling forum -- this is klunderbunker. His opponent, an African American (exotic, isn't it?) whose favorite films include The Prince Of Egypt, The Ten Commandments, Ben Hur, and Hollywood Homicide, this is Smooth Sexual Chocolate. The power is in your hands. Spartacus might not be an animal, but will he ever be a man?

 

[JGlass]

I voted for the blunt smokin', joint tokin', bowl blowin', high flyin' soneuvagun, SSC... even though he just called me asinine.

 

[Smooth Sexual Chocolate]

I've become an angry debater over time, I believe it stems from one too many debates with Deej.

 

[Joe's Gonna Kill You]

I'm voting for SSC

 

[D-Man]

SSC for the upset.