Maryse Just Got Engaged...

[Miko]

I was never going to get any closer to Maryse than wanking over her nudes. This engagement changes nothing.

 

[Vega]

Why are people upset here?

 

[justinsayne]

Everybody needs to relax & realize two things here

1- It's not like anyone of you ever stood a shot in hell anyways

2- The track record of wrestlers staying married is extremely shitty, they'll likely be divorced before you know it.

 

[Dirk]

Miz is living proof that you can have everything this live has to offer without being good at anything.

 

[Mr. Artistic guy]

Everybody needs to relax & realize two things here

1- It's not like anyone of you ever stood a shot in hell anyways

I had a good game plan. If I'm as much a genius as I think I am, me being with Maryse was a formality in a couple of years time.

 

[i'm a cm punk girl]

Congrats to the new happy couple. Now Miz just don't let John Cena anywhere near her!

 

[The Butcher]

To those that are heartbroken, Brock's got your back:

 

[Mr Mikey Mike]

There's a lot of reasons to dislike Miz, but this isn't one of them. Simply because Maryse isn't that hot. Out here in Southern California they're thousands of girls that look like Maryse, bleach blonde hair, big fake tits, they're a dime a dozen out here.

 

[VictorySauce23]

To those that are heartbroken, Brock's got your back:

Thanks Brock!!!!!!!

 

[FlexAmerican Dynamite]

Yeah I don't see why this matters, much hotter girls to yank it to in porn.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Miz is living proof that you can have everything this live has to offer without being good at anything.

This, in all sincereity. I seriously mean this should be taken as a motivational, positive thing.

 

[justinsayne]

There's a lot of reasons to dislike Miz, but this isn't one of them. Simply because Maryse isn't that hot. Out here in Southern California they're thousands of girls that look like Maryse, bleach blonde hair, big fake tits, they're a dime a dozen out here.

To fair they're a dime a dozen pretty much anywhere, you just have to open your fucking eyes.