Maryse Just Got Engaged...

[Johnny Scumm]

Which, if you didn't know, means that very soon, The Miz will become a husband. She announced it on her Twitter.

https://twitter.com/maryse0uellet/status/305036082033070080

Congratulations.

Maryse Mizanin. Hah.

 

[D-Man]

Fucking CUNT.

 

[Johnny Scumm]

Fucking CUNT.

The common theme here is all my male friends now hate The Miz and all my female friends now hate Maryse.

He is now a cunt though, indeed.

 

[D-Man]

I can't even explain the jealousy I have for the Miz.

 

[Bernkastel]

You mean The Miz will soon become a wife. It's obvious that Maryse would wear the pants in that relationship.

 

[Richard Blonoff]

Me rikey Maryse

 

[The Fabulous Rougeau's]

Grat pull for Miz.Maryse is on the short list of hottet divas off all time.

 

[D-Man]

I would fuck the webbing of Maryse's toes if that were my only option.

 

[hatehabsforever]

Now he is definitely one lucky bastard. If only we were lucky enough that she would choose to rejoin her fiance in the WWE.

 

[The Butcher]

Shield your eyes:

Spoiler

That's The Miz's WrestleMania check right thurr.

 

[D-Man]

That bitch sure wouldn't accept a cubic zirconia.

Man... the things I would do to her tits...

 

[The Dragon Saga]

Every time she sees Mike I bet she'll think of Cesaro.

 

[D-Man]

Hey Maryse, think really hard. You're gonna marry this:

 

[ヒュー　G.　レックション]

She still with Miz? I thought she was with another guy now.

 

[VictorySauce23]

Just another reason to hate Miz.

 

[ABMorales787]

Betcha he puts the wedding band on the wrong finger at the wedding.

 

[JGlass]

That bitch sure wouldn't accept a cubic zirconia.

Man... the things I would do to her tits...

I'm not sure she'd even let you look at her tits.

Then again, she pretty much let the world do it on television once a week for about 4 years.

 

[Richard Blonoff]

She has posed nude, she would show you her titties.

 

[TLC]

Another reason to hate The Miz.

 

[Mr. Artistic guy]

What a cunt. What does the Miz have that I don't have except a stupid catchphrase and the facial features of a 14 year-old and loads of money.

 

[Dowdsy McDowds]

 

[Vincent Michaels]

Clearly the Figure Two Leg Hold wasn't the only thing Flair passed on to Miz.

 

[The Butcher]

Clearly the Figure Two Leg Hold wasn't the only thing Flair passed on to Miz.

If that's the case, Miz had better open up a bank account to stash some alimony funds.

 

[Hollywood Naitch]

Miz is a wanker.

Always has been. Always will be

 

[Moon Knight]

HAHA!! Suck it haters!