'Maru and friends' thread of randomness

[Hyorinmaru]

there is no snow and I don't have a girlfriend

 

[¡Roján!]

What happened to her?

 

[Goliath Uterus]

Hookers are always a viable option, especially for someone of your ilk.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

What happened to her?

I know I'm going to regret saying this but she left me for another woman

Hookers are always a viable option, especially for someone of your ilk.

Fuck off and die already will you.

 

[¡Roján!]

I know I'm going to regret saying this but she left me for another woman

.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT YOU TURNED HER OFF MEN!

Well, spank my ass and call me Mr. Toledo, Milenko pulled off a Christmas miracle.

 

[Goliath Uterus]

Damn I was just trying to help, a mouth is a mouth ya feel me?

 

[Hyorinmaru]

Damn I was just trying to help, a mouth is a mouth ya feel me?

Oh I understand 100% and agree with you but it wasn't that part of what you said that I'm upset with it's this part

especially for someone of your ilk.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT YOU TURNED HER OFF MEN!

Well, spank my ass and call me Mr. Toledo, Milenko pulled off a Christmas miracle.

not exactly but that's all I'm making public

 

[Goliath Uterus]

I meant "people who don't have girls or a way to get pussy" when I said your ilk.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

well you can see where i would be confused right?

Edit: Asshole. you just had to put that in your sig didn't you?

 

[Bernkastel]

I eat pussy but I don't plow pussy. I do have standards.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

I know I'm going to regret saying this but she left me for another woman

WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU TELL ANYONE THIS :LMAO:

 

[#hamler]

WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU TELL ANYONE THIS :LMAO:

Pretty much this. Just because the question was asked doesn't mean you have to tell. You already deal with enough shit here.

Anyways, Merry Christmas to you bro. Have a good one.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

because telling people has helped me get over it.

 

[#hamler]

because telling people has helped me get over it.

Tell it to people who won't shit on you for it.

 

[¡Roján!]

Hey, I didn't shit on him for it. Our bonds have grown stronger and I'd even go as far as to say that I'd trust him in a 3-legged race. You know, if the opportunity were to arise.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

Tell it to people who won't shit on you for it.

99.9% of the people that shit on me don't come in here

 

[UnBEARaBULLfan]

Merry Christmas to you, Have a nice one Maru.

 

[LilacFray]

Did you get any presents worth mentioning, Mil? :3

 

[Hyorinmaru]

Just bought 5 new (to me) games for my PS3 with my gift cards I got Yesterday so Im happy.

God of War Collection (1&2)

God of War 3

Heavy Rain

Heavenly Sword

 

[LilacFray]

Ah. Good to hear.

 

[The Bearded One]

Heavy Rain is probably my favorite game ever. It's absolutely perfect.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

I decided it would be easier to if I started with short stories rather than a full length novel so that's on the back burner for a while and I've started a short story that people I've shown it to really like

 

[The Bearded One]

What's it about? The same as the novel or a different idea?

 

[The Crock]

I know I'm going to regret saying this but she left me for another woman.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

What's it about? The same as the novel or a different idea?

!00% different.