Man's brown sauce attack: 50 shades of grey

[Lee]

A MAN has been convicted of assault after he plastered his lover with brown sauce for reading erotic novel Fifty Shades Of Grey.

Raymond Hodgson, 31, flipped when he caught Emma McCormick with the “porn” and stormed out of her house.

He returned with a bottle of HP Sauce and squirted her from head to toe with the goo — completely coating her face and eyes — before splattering the walls.

The attack over EL James’s best-selling bondage book cost him his five-year relationship with 25-year-old Emma.

Last night remorseful Hodgson, a carer for his disabled sister, told The Sun: “I did what I did to show her what saucy really means.

“It was a silly thing to do, but I still think the book is pornographic.”

Emma said: “I agree with Raymond, the book’s filth. I haven’t read it since and I won’t be. We aren’t together any more but I’ve forgiven him.”

Hodgson denied an accusation that he also slapped Emma, but admitted common assault before a court in Carlisle, Cumbria.

He was sentenced to a six-month community order, must wear a tag and pay Emma £100 compensation.

District Judge Gerald Chalk told Hodgson “This was an ugly incident and not funny.”

His lawyer said: “He’s extremely sorry.”

Hodgson’s mum, who did not wish to be named, said after the case: “Raymond’s devastated and embarrassed. He’s a really quiet lad.”

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepag...n-sauce-attack-over-Fifty-Shades-of-Grey.html

 

[Remix]

Thank god he didn't think it was racy...

 

[FitFinlay4Life]

Brilliant, Lee, but with the Heinz57 slogan I think he might have trumped her mere 50 shades if he'd went with the Tomato Sauce!

 

[Lee]

It should be noted someone sent me that, I don't read the sun.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

._.?

 

[Wicked Valentine]

What the fuck did I just read?

 

[Lee]

What the fuck did I just read?

The greatest story ever!

 

[Alex]

I still don't get the 50 Shades Of Gray hype. I was reading erotic stuff in American Pyscho and that book came out about 20 years ago.

 

[Mr. Artistic guy]

From what I've been told by my sister who's read it, and my mum who's read a little bit, is that it's basically shit, and everyone who's read it agrees that it's shit but it's a train that everyone is on at the moment.

As for the story. Amazing. The guy sound like a legend.

 

[Loveless]

I still don't get the 50 Shades Of Gray hype. I was reading erotic stuff in American Pyscho and that book came out about 20 years ago.

Anais Nin destroys it and that stuff was written 70 years ago.

 

[FlexAmerican Dynamite]

What exactly separates this erotic novel from anything else?

 

[Miko]

What exactly separates this erotic novel from anything else?

I havent jacked off to it yet

 

[Alex]

Anais Nin destroys it and that stuff was written 70 years ago.

Thinking about it Dangerous Liasons probably wins