Man's Best friend has always been a subject I'd like to look into because I can't stand dogs and I'd never want one as friend nevermind my "best friend" especially big, dumb, dirty dog's that like to shit on the pavement while there owners just stand there oblivious to whats happening. It was just the other day that really got me thinking about this article because as I was strolling down the street in an ordinary fasion I stepped in a massive pill of doggy poop, as I continued to walk down the street dragging my feet along the grass to remove this excrement from between the grip on my shoes I thought to myself.
"Wow, what a great gift my best friend had just left me to step in"
I felt so special that this so called "friend" of mine did all this just for me and nobody else. Okay Sorry just being sarcastic as per-usual what I was really thinking was I wanna find this Slobbering mutt rip its eyes out shove them up its ass so it can watch me beat the crap out of it. I really hate dogs and think we need to have dog laws in this country like in Germany, to be quite honest the Germans dont give a shit when it comes to killing dogs, they kill dogs like no bodies buisness and I agree with them, because there's not a week that goes by when I dont hear about some poor kid getting attacked by some fucking savaged dog and being killed or severly scard for life. Well thats just my opinion on dogs im sure some people do like them so lets take a look at the advantages and dis-advantages of our four legged friends.
Good Points:
# You can alway get your dogs to pull your kids around on a slay in the freezing cold while you stay inside and watch television.
# When you have a hard days at work you can beat the shit out of it and release some fustration.
# When it dies you can eat it.
# You can have it stuffed and mounted just the right height for the ideal foot stool.
# When you've had enough of it you simply just release it into the wild or back into the sea.
# They supposedley scare off burgulars.
# You can put a hat and sunglasses on your dog and take amusing pictures of it.
# You can push it down a slide into a swimming pool while recording it on a hand held camera send this footage to You've been framed and make 250quid.
Bad Points:
# It wont flush down the toilet however hard you poke it.
# They attack children.
# They shit everywhere.
# They eat your mail.
# They make alot of noise everytime somebody knocks at your door or visits.
# You have to make a 3x3 foot wooden box in the back garden for it to live in.
# You have to waste money on feeding it.
# You have to take it the shop with you while you go get a packet of cigerettes.
# They never stay in the bath however hard you tie its feet together.
# When it gets run over you have to pay out a massive bill.
# When it get stuck in the U bend you have to pay a plumber to dislodge it from your toilet and bribe him not to tell the RSPCA.
"Wow, what a great gift my best friend had just left me to step in"
I felt so special that this so called "friend" of mine did all this just for me and nobody else. Okay Sorry just being sarcastic as per-usual what I was really thinking was I wanna find this Slobbering mutt rip its eyes out shove them up its ass so it can watch me beat the crap out of it. I really hate dogs and think we need to have dog laws in this country like in Germany, to be quite honest the Germans dont give a shit when it comes to killing dogs, they kill dogs like no bodies buisness and I agree with them, because there's not a week that goes by when I dont hear about some poor kid getting attacked by some fucking savaged dog and being killed or severly scard for life. Well thats just my opinion on dogs im sure some people do like them so lets take a look at the advantages and dis-advantages of our four legged friends.
Good Points:
# You can alway get your dogs to pull your kids around on a slay in the freezing cold while you stay inside and watch television.
# When you have a hard days at work you can beat the shit out of it and release some fustration.
# When it dies you can eat it.
# You can have it stuffed and mounted just the right height for the ideal foot stool.
# When you've had enough of it you simply just release it into the wild or back into the sea.
# They supposedley scare off burgulars.
# You can put a hat and sunglasses on your dog and take amusing pictures of it.
# You can push it down a slide into a swimming pool while recording it on a hand held camera send this footage to You've been framed and make 250quid.
Bad Points:
# It wont flush down the toilet however hard you poke it.
# They attack children.
# They shit everywhere.
# They eat your mail.
# They make alot of noise everytime somebody knocks at your door or visits.
# You have to make a 3x3 foot wooden box in the back garden for it to live in.
# You have to waste money on feeding it.
# You have to take it the shop with you while you go get a packet of cigerettes.
# They never stay in the bath however hard you tie its feet together.
# When it gets run over you have to pay out a massive bill.
# When it get stuck in the U bend you have to pay a plumber to dislodge it from your toilet and bribe him not to tell the RSPCA.
bye!
