klunderbunker
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Mama KB tends to have one physical ailment after another, be it her shoulder, her two bad knees, her neck, her back, her ankles, her head, her ears or her eyes. Well today she started complaining about her knuckles hurting. I was talking to her and she said she wanted me to figure out scientifically if her knuckles on one hand were larger than the knuckles on another.
Her idea: put the knuckles together and see which one looked bigger.
KB: This is what you call scientific?
Mama KB: Of course. What would you call it?
KB: Have you heard of getting a ruler and measuring?
Mama KB: *laughs hysterically* that's a great idea! Why didn't I think of that?
KB: How do you plan on measuring this?
Mama KB: *still laughing* I don't know.
KB: Would a tape measure help?
Mama KB: *can't speak from laughing so much*
Her idea: put the knuckles together and see which one looked bigger.
KB: This is what you call scientific?
Mama KB: Of course. What would you call it?
KB: Have you heard of getting a ruler and measuring?
Mama KB: *laughs hysterically* that's a great idea! Why didn't I think of that?
KB: How do you plan on measuring this?
Mama KB: *still laughing* I don't know.
KB: Would a tape measure help?
Mama KB: *can't speak from laughing so much*
