Zeven_Zion
King Of The Ring
Last night at the beginning of IW, there was another of the clubhouse meetings with Aces & Eights in which Gallows name in TNA is revealed as DOC. We also learn that DOC isn't really a name and more of a title that stands for Director of Chaos.
I've heard some lousy names for wrestlers and this has to be one of the worst. It's definitely the worst I've heard in recent memory. It sounds like a cheap comic book villain from the 1950s and 1960s. Maybe the president of the club will be Lex Luthor. If this was meant to portray Gallows in some sort of fierce light, it's definitely going to fall flat. I actually laughed out loud when Devon said his name. I'm guessing that Gallows is supposed to be a leg breaker for the group, given his assault on Sting last night. That's all well and good. I'm not saying that he can't do well in that role, just that the character name is plain shitty. I'm sure some will try to defend the name as they can't stand the thought of anyone saying anything remotely negative about TNA.
I'm not defending the name, but I am calling you out on your bullshit. Really? That's the name that bothers you? And Ryback doesn't? If you don't like cheesy things then why the hell do you tune in on RAW?
We have Ryback who keeps saying "Feed me More" like some horrible Power Rangers villain. Then we have Brodus Clay, "The Funkasaurus" (bet that's less cheesy) who is billed from another planet and is, apparently, in captivity. We've also seen midgets disappear into walls, other dimensions existing under the pro wrestling ring like a court for instance, old men shooting lightnings and vanishing in thin air, crazy Italians who can knock someone out cold with their finger tips AS LONG AS they have a sock puppet.
So really, after all this bullshit which I am sure you enjoyed because there was a little white 'W' logo in the corner of your screen, the thing that got you about TNA was just THE NAME of a TNA persona. I've never seen you bitch about the rest of the things I mentioned. Wonder why.
Oh, and just for the record at least they're not making him look braindead until he hears a bell ring and go nuts on someone's ass. Festus I think was the name. Bet that was freaking badass.
The name sucks, the whole storyline sucks at this point but you just proved yourself to be a hypocrite.