NotoriousMEAT
TWITTER: @Son_Broku
I've been slowly easing my way back into TNA, and it's been hard. Every time I give them another chance to get me hooked again, they dropped the ball. Tonight they did it twice, with an "eh" LIVE Impact, and the so far announced Slammiversary card.
Tonight should have been the primary finalization of and hard sell for Slammiversary. Instead it seems like they just threw some shit together. Bully Ray vs not Abyss, Devon & Lil' Bischoff vs Robbie E & T, and Sting in ANOTHER main event sure doesn't feel like the BIGGEST SHOW in the company's existence. So instead I came up with a few ideas of my own.
Feel free to judge my ideas, and give your own.
(My) Slammiversary X
TNA World Tag Team Championships
Jeff Hardy & Rob Van Dam (C) vs Magnus & Chris Sabin *
Crimson vs Sting
TNA Television Championship
Devon (C) vs Mr. Anderson
|Jeff Jarrett Hall of Fame Induction| **
Open Challenge - Street Fight
Bully Ray vs James Storm ***
Knockouts Open
TNA Knockouts Championship
Gail Kim (C) vs Angelina Love, Ms. Tessmacher, Madison Rayne, Mickie James, ODB, Sarita, Rosita, Tara, Velvet Sky, Winter ****
TNA X-Division Championship
Austin Aries (C) vs Samoa Joe
AJ Styles & Jeff Jarrett vs Christopher Daniels & Kazarian *****
Main Event
TNA World Heavyweight Championship
Bobby Roode (C) vs Kurt Angle ******
* - Becoming Tag Team Champions just 3 days before Slammiversary, Hardy and RVD request a chance to defend their titles at the big PPV. The makeshift team of former champs who recently lost their partners in Magnus & Chris Sabin are put together by Hogan, and given the opportunity at the gold.
** - Instead of announcing the HOF inductee at Slammiversary, I thought it'd make more sense for them to be inducted there.
*** - Bully Ray refuses to let TNA celebrate it's 10th anniversary without a spot on the card and issues and open challenge. On the May 31st IMPACT, Hogan would be promising to announce Roode's challenger for Slammiversary, enter James Storm. Returning, he would plead to Hogan to give him the title shot. Hulk however turns him down in favor of someone else, and tells James he'll have to earn his way back to the front of the line. Later in the night while Bully is bragging that no one has the balls to face him, an intense and angry Storm attacks him, and accepts the match for Slammiversary.
**** - The open match I have in mind resembles the Cruiserweight Open from WrestleMania XX
***** - With Daniels & Kazarian holding the secrets of AJ Styles and Dixie Carter over their heads, their fed up and ready for answers. On the final Impact before Slammiversary, Dixie comes to the ring to announce who will be inducted in to TNA's Hall of Fame at Slammiversary. Daniels and Kaz choose that time to confront Dixie and demand some answers. AJ comes to the ring, but is quickly beaten down. Now with Dixie threatened, the King of the Mountain comes to the aid and quickly tries to fend of the Tag Champs, before he too being beaten down, but Dixie gets away. Later in the night when Daniels and Kaz are defending the titles against Hardy and RVD, Styles comes to the ring causing a distraction, much like Daniels and Kaz had done to him over the last month. But while the referee tries to eject AJ and get the focus back on the match, Jarrett comes in from behind, and blasts Kaz with the guitar, costing them the match, and allowing Hardy and RVD to become champions. Double J then takes the mic. After announcing that he would have the honor of being TNA's first HOF inductee, he also informed the distraught former champs that Dixie personally requested that the two of them face off against Styles and himself at the PPV, and that Hogan had agreed.
****** - Wanting nothing more than to knock Roode of the mountain and crown a new champion, Hogan thought for sure that a returning Sting would get the job done. After failing though, Hogan knew he had one ace left. Hulk would call upon the man who defeated Roode back at Bound for Glory where his quest for the title began, and announced that at Slammiversary, Bobby Roode would defend the World Title against Kurt Angle.
Tonight should have been the primary finalization of and hard sell for Slammiversary. Instead it seems like they just threw some shit together. Bully Ray vs not Abyss, Devon & Lil' Bischoff vs Robbie E & T, and Sting in ANOTHER main event sure doesn't feel like the BIGGEST SHOW in the company's existence. So instead I came up with a few ideas of my own.
Feel free to judge my ideas, and give your own.
(My) Slammiversary X
TNA World Tag Team Championships
Jeff Hardy & Rob Van Dam (C) vs Magnus & Chris Sabin *
Crimson vs Sting
TNA Television Championship
Devon (C) vs Mr. Anderson
|Jeff Jarrett Hall of Fame Induction| **
Open Challenge - Street Fight
Bully Ray vs James Storm ***
Knockouts Open
TNA Knockouts Championship
Gail Kim (C) vs Angelina Love, Ms. Tessmacher, Madison Rayne, Mickie James, ODB, Sarita, Rosita, Tara, Velvet Sky, Winter ****
TNA X-Division Championship
Austin Aries (C) vs Samoa Joe
AJ Styles & Jeff Jarrett vs Christopher Daniels & Kazarian *****
Main Event
TNA World Heavyweight Championship
Bobby Roode (C) vs Kurt Angle ******
* - Becoming Tag Team Champions just 3 days before Slammiversary, Hardy and RVD request a chance to defend their titles at the big PPV. The makeshift team of former champs who recently lost their partners in Magnus & Chris Sabin are put together by Hogan, and given the opportunity at the gold.
** - Instead of announcing the HOF inductee at Slammiversary, I thought it'd make more sense for them to be inducted there.
*** - Bully Ray refuses to let TNA celebrate it's 10th anniversary without a spot on the card and issues and open challenge. On the May 31st IMPACT, Hogan would be promising to announce Roode's challenger for Slammiversary, enter James Storm. Returning, he would plead to Hogan to give him the title shot. Hulk however turns him down in favor of someone else, and tells James he'll have to earn his way back to the front of the line. Later in the night while Bully is bragging that no one has the balls to face him, an intense and angry Storm attacks him, and accepts the match for Slammiversary.
**** - The open match I have in mind resembles the Cruiserweight Open from WrestleMania XX
***** - With Daniels & Kazarian holding the secrets of AJ Styles and Dixie Carter over their heads, their fed up and ready for answers. On the final Impact before Slammiversary, Dixie comes to the ring to announce who will be inducted in to TNA's Hall of Fame at Slammiversary. Daniels and Kaz choose that time to confront Dixie and demand some answers. AJ comes to the ring, but is quickly beaten down. Now with Dixie threatened, the King of the Mountain comes to the aid and quickly tries to fend of the Tag Champs, before he too being beaten down, but Dixie gets away. Later in the night when Daniels and Kaz are defending the titles against Hardy and RVD, Styles comes to the ring causing a distraction, much like Daniels and Kaz had done to him over the last month. But while the referee tries to eject AJ and get the focus back on the match, Jarrett comes in from behind, and blasts Kaz with the guitar, costing them the match, and allowing Hardy and RVD to become champions. Double J then takes the mic. After announcing that he would have the honor of being TNA's first HOF inductee, he also informed the distraught former champs that Dixie personally requested that the two of them face off against Styles and himself at the PPV, and that Hogan had agreed.
****** - Wanting nothing more than to knock Roode of the mountain and crown a new champion, Hogan thought for sure that a returning Sting would get the job done. After failing though, Hogan knew he had one ace left. Hulk would call upon the man who defeated Roode back at Bound for Glory where his quest for the title began, and announced that at Slammiversary, Bobby Roode would defend the World Title against Kurt Angle.