December 13, 2008 from Paramount Studios in Hollywood, CA
Hogan sits is in the Legends Ring looking out at an empty arena. The music continues.
Hogan: "I have wrestled all over the world. This business is in my veins."
We fade. Hogan taps up his ribs and knee in the locker room.
Hogan: "I have sold out Madison Square Garden. Wrestled Andre the Giant at Wrestlemania 3 in front of 93,000 screaming people."
Fade again, Hogan is looking at X-Rays of his knees with a doctor. This is done reality show style. We can't hear what is being said but it doesn't look good.
Hogan: "I have done it all. And I have been told to let it go. To retire and leave it alone. But still..."
Fade again into Hogan stretching in the tunnel before action.
Hogan: "...Still that fire burns inside me. That fire for this sport. Tonight I begin the last journey of my in ring career...Tonight I show them why they call us Legends..."
Fade...close up on Hogan black and white. In full gear, praying on one knee in the tunnel.
Hogan: "Tonight, I prove I can still be...Immortal."
FADE
(We go to our opening credits with "Behind Those Eyes" by Three Doors down plays. Clips of Legends of Wrestling stars in the ring. Hulk Hogan rips his red and yellow shirt, Goldberg standing in the pyro, Juventud Guerrera diving out onto Teddy Hart, Cade & Murdoch coming to the ring, Balls Mahoney putting Vito through a table ringside, and ending with Rob Van Dam coming off the top rope to hit the frog splash on Devon Storm.)
Pyro goes off in the Legends Arena, the set is on a small stage with a screen above it, Legends of Wrestling Logo hangs above the tunnel, which is lite up, the Screens to each side of the tunnel flash the Legends Logo.
The camera pans around the packed arena. It is the same size as a CCW show, packed but small. The fans hold up signs supporting Hulk Hogan and various other stars like Goldberg.
We cut to the ring where
Mean Gene Oakerland stands. The crowd starts a small Gene chant.
Mean Gene: Hollywood California! Welcome to the very first episode of Legends of Wrestling!
Crowd pops.
Mean Gene: "What a show we have planned for you here in our debut, but you'll notice the announcer desk to my left is empty so lets bring out you Legends of Wrestling announce team. First you've heard him on his hit show Bubba the Love Sponge and calling the action on Celeberity Championship Wrestling...Please Welcome...Bubba the Love Sponge.
Bubba the Love Sponge comes to ringside with a Legend of Wrestling T-Shirt on. He takes his seat and waves to the crowd.
Mean Gene: And here to do play by play. Please welcome calling wrestling action for the first time since 2001...Tony Schiavone!!!
Tony Schiavone makes his way onto the stage, sporting a beard and suit. He joins Bubba at the desk and puts on his head set.
Tony Schiavone: Hello fans and yes its good to be back in this seat once again. I want to welcome you the kick off of Legends of Wrestling here on CMT, and here along side me is my new partner Bubba the Love Sponge. Is Bubba okay, or should I call you Mr. Sponge?
Bubba: You can call me anything you want Tony, cause I need to be pinched. Finally a real wrestling promotion is on the air and I get to be part of it. Brother I am stoked!
Schiavone: We opened tonight taking a look into the personal thoughts of Hulk Hogan leading up to this event. The Hulkster is in the building and will be out here tonight! But we are doing something no other wrestling promotion does. Not only will you see the top wrestlers in the world fighting it out in the ring but we will take you backstage and into their personal lives. No scripted promos in Legends of Wrestling. No! We pull back the curtain and get it straight from the horses mouth. Speaking of that lets head down to the ring as Mean Gene has more to say.
Mean Gene: Thank you Tony. Ladies and Gentlemen please allow me to introduce the authority of Legends of Wrestling, the man behind the promotion...this is Eric Bischoff!!!
(Bishoff's Music hits and he makes his way down the ramp, a belt inside a bag with him. He is all smiles as he joins Mean Gene in the ring.)
Bischoff: Thank you Gene. Tonight we are going to show the world that there is still a place were real wrestling exists. Legends of Wrestling is the new face of pro-wrestling. We will have it all. From the biggest names like Hulk Hogan and Bill Goldberg, to the very best in lucha libre action from south of the border! We will have hardcore wrestling and the very best in techinal strong style as the kids are calling it on the internet these days. But what I have in my hands is the one prize that everyone who steps through that tunnel is going to be gunning for.
Bischoff reveals the Legend World Championship
Bischoff: And that is the Legends World Championship. Over the next couple of weeks we will be holding matches to determine the very first Legends World Champion! I will over see the tournament myself, from backstage. But I'm not a camera hog unlike some of our competition, but we will crown a champion the right way...let the best man win!
(With this Bischoff's music hits and he holds the title up for the crowd to see.)
Schiavone: What a kick off to our show tonight with the announcement of the Legends World Championship.
SELF HIGH FIVE
Bischoff stops looking suprised as familar music blares over the loud speakers and the fans rise to their feet. Sure enough Diamond Dallas Page appears through the tunnel in street clothing. He makes his way to the ring as Bischoff gives a half smile. DDP grabs the microphone from him.
DDP: Eric, old buddy. How you doing bro? You know I was sitting at home when I saw the commercials for this show and I gotta thinking. Why hasn't DDP's phone rang yet? Cause way I figure it, you and me go way back. And way I see it, if your gonna have a Legends of Wrestling show you gotta have me! D..D..P.
DDP moves up into Bischoff's face.
DDP: But maybe you had other ideas Bisch. Maybe you figured you'd leave me out of your little party here. Cause way I see it, I'm a threat to you. And I'm a threat to your poster boy.
DDP turns to the tunnel addressing the locker room.
DDP: Yeah, Hulk I hope you're listening. I hope you hear this real well. Cause DDP is here and I'm gonna have that gold around my waist. This isn't WCW bro and you ain't gonna duck me here! So why don't you come down here, lay on your back and lets get this over with and put that title around my waist now.
American MADE
Hogan's theme plays and the place comes unglued. The fans are on their feet as Hulk Hogan makes his way out of the tunnel wearing the red and yellow long pants outfit. He heads straight for the ring and gets right into DDP's face.
Hogan: You know something DDMe, those days are long ago brother. This is Legends of Wrestling, this isn't WCW brother and the only reason I'm here is to give something back to the business. So let me make this very clear. I'm taking myself out of the running for the Legends World Title. I'm not here to hog the top spot punk, unlike some people it doesn't have to be about me one hundred percent of the time."
Schiavone: A huge announcement from Hogan, he's not even in the tournament!
Hogan: But that doesn't mean I won't kick you butt all over the Legend's arena Page. So lets do this, tonight the main event. You and me, what do you say? Whatcha gonna do brother?
DDP: Hogan, I only got one thing to say to you...Get ready to feel the BANG!
Hogan and Page come nose to nose we go to commercial break
Commercial Break
Back from commercial with a video of Lance Cade and Trevor Murdoch. Southern style country music plays behind them, as they look into the camera. Cade flexes while Murdoch spits his chew off camera.
Cade: I know your wondering to yourselves. Why are Murdoch and I here in Legends of Wrestling? Well the name says it all, because we are the greatest tag team in the world and we can back it up in and out of the ring.
Murdoch: Yep, ain't no two sons of guns in Legends gonna outshine us in the ring. Ain't ain't no women in here gonna be able to resist my souther charm.
Murdoch flashes a huge smile, chew and all. Cade just rolls his eyes.
Cade: So boys your all on notice, don't write checks your all's butts can't cash. And remember the names of Lance Cade & Trevor Murdoch.
We are back to the arena with the announce team.
Schiavone: Lance Cade & Trevor Murdoch, just two of the big stars you're going to see on Legends of Wrestling every Saturday. And what about the bombshell that tonight's main event will feature the return of DDP taking on the Immortal Hulk Hogan.
Bubba: Brother got to say DDP is looking to be in the best shape of his life and he'll give the Hulkster a run for his money.
We go to the ring where Announcer Todd Keneley does the honors.
Keneley: "Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your opening contest on Legends of Wrestling and it is a six man tag team contest. Introducing first...
Lucha La Revolution
("Muy Loco by Jim Johnston plays)
Keneley: "Introducing team number one from south of the border the team of Juventud Guerrera, Psychosis and Super Crazy...The Lucha La Revolution!!!!
The three luchadore enter the arena to a loud pop. Juventud poses for the camera. They make there way into the ring hitting each a rope.
Schiavone: Fans your in for a treat because not only do we feature some of the biggest talent in the world but we feature some of the best cruiserweights around the globe. Here you have three of the very best making their way to the ring.
Bubba: I'm really stoked about these guys the Mexican Dancing hats will be facing though Tony.
Keneley: "And their opponents, the team of Jack Evans, Matt Cross & Teddy Hart...the Fast, Filthy and Furious!"
("Slam" by Onyx plays over the loud speaker.)
Onto the stage Teddy Hart leads the way with Matt Cross and Jack Evans bringing in the rear. They all wear matching black and red trunks as they take to the ring.
Bubba: These guys are the future of high flying wrestling Tony. Led by Teddy Hart there, the nephew of the legendary Bret "Hitman" Hart.
Sciavone: Very impressive all six of these guys are, this should be a very good match up.
Match Number One:
Lucha La Revolution vs. The Fast, Filthy and Furious
Psychosis and Teddy Hart start off the match with a series of lock ups and arm drags, lock up and side head locks. Psychosis pushes Hart off into the ropes, Hart returns and Psychosis hits a back elbow. Psychosis springboards from the middle rope and tries a leg drop, but Hart moves. Hart up with a standing drop kick. Hart nails a Fujiwara armbar, but Psychosis reverses into float over DDT, for a Two count. Psychosis tags in Super Crazy, Crazy whips Hart off the ropes, Hart leap frops Crazy and nails a side kick. Hart tags in Matt Cross. Cross rushes the ring and Crazy hits a few arm drags, followed by a standing drop kick. Crazy nails a brain buster.
1..2..Jack Evans breaks up the pin.
Crazy Up and Evans nails Crazy with a headsissors Take down. This brings Psychosis in the ring and he clotheslines Evans to the outside. Hart in and drop kicks Psychosis to the outside. Hart hits the turnbuckles and dives off the tope rope with a corkscrew plancha. All three men down on outside.
Back in the ring Super Crazy is up. Juventud is in the ring and he and Crazy whip Matt Cross off the ropes and go for a double clothesline. Cross ducks the clothesline and nails springboard crossbody onto them both. Juventud powders to the outside and is attacked by Hart. All four men brawl on the outside. Back in the ring, Matt Cross is up and Seeing the fighting on the outside hits the ropes and scales the opposite side standing on the top rope. Cross hits a corkscrew dive onto the men on the outside.
The crowd is going insane as the five men fight their way back up on the outside. Super Crazy looks to the crowd and begins clapping. The crowd stomps along with him. He exits onto the turn buckle and hits a springboard moonsault onto all five men.
Schiavone: Super Crazy to the outside and all six men are down!!!
Bubba: Where else Tony, where else can you find this kind of action!!!
Super Crazy rolls Matt Cross back in the ring, to make a two count. All the men are finding their way to their corners and Crazy tags in Juventud Guerrera. Guerrera chops away at Cross in the corner. Irish whip from Guerrera on Cross. Guerrera with a back handspring into a back elbow. Cross feeds out and Guerrera hits a spring board Tornado DDt.
1...2...Hart breaks up the count. Cross makes a tag to Jack Evans while Guerrera tags in Psychosis. The men lock up with Evans nails a side head lock take down. Psychosis powers up and pushes Evans off into the ropes. Evans ducks a back elbow from Psychosis. Evans with kick to gut and hits a fisherman's suplex for a two count both men up and Evans nails a few chops and rakes Psychosis eyes again before tagging in Teddy Hart. Evans then rushes the La Revolution corner and nails Super Crazy, from behind Matt Cross pulls Guerrera off the apron. They brawl on outside leaving Hart and Psychosis on inside.
Teddy Hart hits Psychosis with a series of forearm shots before whipping him into the ropes. Psychosis leap frogs Hart and hits a hip toss but Hart lands on his feet. Hart hits a release belly to belly suplex. Pyschosis stumbles up into a belly to back suplex released into a bulldog. Hart goes to the corner and climbs the turnbuckle.
On outside, Crazy and Evans have brawled into the crowd while Matt Cross hits Guerrera with a Flag Pole (where he makes a run and grabs the post pulling himself around and kicking Guerrera with both feet)
Hart on top rope and hits a Open Hart Surgery (sommersault corkscrew senton) for the 1...2...3!
Winners: Jack Evans, Matt Cross & Teddy Hart...the Fast, Filthy and Furious!
Matt Cross and Jack Evans join Hart in the ring for celebration.
Schiavone: What a debut by the Fast, Filthy and Furious!
"Slam" By Onyx rings out over the loudspeaker.
Commercial Break
We are back with a video package of Rob Van Dam. We see him in his personal life with wife Sonya in the kitchen.
RVD (VO): When I was younger I didn't think about the important things you know. I spent time thinking about nothing but myself.
(Van Dam and wife Sonya at hospital.)
RVD (VO): But ever since Sonya got sick, ever since then I've been thinking more and more about the future. More and more about what we want out of life.
(Cut to RVD on beach. Its windy, looking out at sea.)
RVD (VO): Money isn't the problem you know. I can't be out there 360 days a year trying to make money. I got more things to worry about.
(RVD sits on his couch in the living room, talking straight to the camera)
RVD: You know I made it to the big time, and it killed me man. I was on top of the world but I wasn't happy. I watched Vince take this thing that Paul and I and all the other boys put our blood and souls into and kill it you know. When I left the fed, I thought that would be it for me, but it was Sonya. She told me to go have fun. When I got the call from Hulk I was a bit suprised you know but I did the CCW thing and we got to talking and this came up and he called and what he said was what got me interested. It wasn't, "Rob, come make a ton of money. Rob you'll have titles and be a main eventer...It was Rob you wanna have some fun." To that I said hell yes.
RVD is packing his bags.
RVD: Legends of Wrestling. Is RVD a legend? I'd like to think so...haha.
RVD (VO): So spread the word...the best of the best on standby because I'm coming...And the crowds gonna let you know who is the very best...
Crowd (VO): R...V...D!
We cut back to the arena and the crowd is going nuts.
Schiavone: Taking a look at one of the top Legends you'll see right here next week in action. Rob Van Dam. We wish his wife Sonya a very speedy recovery.
Bubba: Rob Van Dam. The Whole...pardon my french F..N...Show on Legends of Wrestling. Insanity Tony...Freaking Insanity.
Schiavone: Speaking on insanity...Tonight Diamond Dallas Page and Hulk Hogan will lock up in that main event match up!
"Shake, Rattle and Roll"
"I've got long side burns and my hair slicked back..." plays on the loud speaker as The Honky Tonk Man makes his way to the ring along with him is the Mouth of the South Jimmy Hart. Jimmy grabs a microphone as they make their way into the ring. Honky Tonk has the guitar ready for his performance.
Jimmy Hart OH BABY! Legends of Wrestling on CMT and do I have something to tell all you fans out there in Television land...The Mouth of the South is bringing the true legends to the show baby...including the man with the gold record in the ring right now...that's the Honky Tonk Man baby!
The Honky Tonk Man strums the guitar as Jimmy Moves in towards him.
Honky Tonk Man: Now because that you all have been so gracious I'm going give you the gift of my hit song...Shake Rattle and Roll. But before I do, I want to dedicate this song to all the young cats in the back. Because, one thing you don't have that I do...is talent baby!
Jimmy Hart: Now will everyone please shut up and prepare for the greatest performance you'll ever see baby!
The Music starts up as The Honky Tonk Man starts to Shake, Rattle and Roll. It is interrupted by familar music...
DA Man
The Crowd goes while as "Da Man" plays, pyro goes off and Bill Goldberg steps out into the pyro. He breaths it in and the pyro goes off he make his way to the ring with the crowd chanting "GOLDBERG, GOLDBERG"
Inside the ring, Honky Tonk Man looks nervous and Jimmy Hart is looking around the arena three times as much. Goldberg enters the ring and grabs a microphone.
Jimmy Hart: Goldberg baby. Wow it is so good to see you.
Honky Tonk Man: Goldberg, let me just first off say, I'm a big fan. But you're kind of stepping on my toes here.
Goldberg: No, Honky Tonk. This was my segment on the show, and I'm getting ready to come out to address the fans and low and behold I look up on the monitor and there you are.
Honky Tonk: Well son, I appologize and I think I'll just head to the back.
Jimmy Hart tries to usher Honky Tonk out of the ring as Goldberg turns to address the fans.
Schiavone: I have to say this is a smart move by Honky Tonk Man.
As Goldberg turns, Honky Tonk Man nails him in the back with a guitar shot. Goldberg stumbles forward then turns looking very pissed off. Honky Tonk tries to back off but Goldberg whips him off the ropes and nails a spear. Honky rolls to the outside floor dead. Goldberg grabs stands tall as his music hits.
Schiavone: Goldberg has arrived.
Commercial Break
We come back from commercial break while in front of a green screen with the LOW logo is Dory Funk Jr. and Terry Funk dressed in their cowboy gear.
Dorry Funk Jr.: Its been a long time since me and Terry were back together on a wrestling program but let me tell ya something. It feels just right don't it Terry.
Terry Funk: My brother is right. When you think of Legends you think of all time greats like Harley Race, The Briscoe Brothers, Ricky Steamboat and The Funk Brothers. But with Legends of Wrestling you get the titans of yesterday with the future legends of tommorrow. And the Funk brothers are here to prove that sometimes, just sometimes...Old School is the right way to go.
Back to the live arena. As Todd Keneley is in the ring ready for the next match up.
Keneley: The following match is set for one fall and it is a Hardcore match up! Introducing first from Little Itally, Manhattan, NY. Weighing in at 250 pounds...Big Vito LoGrasso
"Godfather" music plays as Vito appears through the tunnel wearing his classic Italian colored jacked and mafia hat. He carried a kendo stick with him to the ring. He gets in removing his jacket.
Schiavone: Big Vito LoGrasso making his way to the ring a former WCW, ECW and WWE superstar now making his home here on Legends of Wrestling
"Balls" by Boner plays
Keneley: And his opponent from Nutley New Jersey. Weighing in at 305 pounds. Balls Mahoney!!!
Balls makes his way down with a trash can and enters the ring. The crowd sings along with his music.
Hardcore Match
Big Vito LoGrasso vs. Balls Mahoney
The match begins with Vito charging Balls, who ducks a kendo stick shot and turn bringing the trash can down hard on Vito's head. Vito goes to his knees as Balls nails a superkick for a TWO Count. Balls back up and begins punching him. He nails three lefts while the crowd chants Balls along with him. He winds up the right and the fans screaming out "WHOOOOOOOAAAA BALLS!" on the wind up punch and lands it sending Vito to the grounds. Vito rolls to the outside and Balls follows. Balls brings the kendo stick with him and lands a few shots on Vito. Balls whips Vito toward the guard rail but Vito reverses and clotheslines Balls over it into the crowd and follows. Vito punches Balls while security tries to keep the fans back. Vito grabs a chair in the audiance and folds it up and lands a hard shot to Balls who stumbles back toward the ring. Vito follows. Balls turns and eats another chair shot. Balls climbs over the guard rail toward the ring. Balls rolls in and Vito follows with Chair in hand. Vito rams the chair into Balls Gut. Vito drops the chair on the ground and nails a double arm DDT onto the chair.
1...2...KICK OUT by Balls.
Vito goes to the top Rope looking for the Flying elbow drop but Balls gets the boot up. The crowd behind balls as he reaches for the steel chair. He nails the THIS IS GONNA HURT chair shot, before going to the outside and looking under the ring. He pulls out a table and the place goes insane. He sets it up and returns to the ring, where Vito is trying to get up in the corner. Balls nails him from behind and goes to whip him but Vito reverses and hits a corner slingshot into a big splash. Balls stumbles out from the corner and Vito nails the Mafia kick. Vito sees the table. Vito rolls Balls Mahoney to the outside on top of the table. Mahoney lays there as Vito gets on the apron. Balls is back on his feet. Balls nails Vito with a low blow and joins him on the apron. Balls hits a few good punches before lifting Vito up for a sidewalkslam off the apron through the table. The arena EXPLODES.
Balls makes the cover. 1..2..3.
Winner: Balls Mahoney
Balls celebrates his victory in the crowd as we cut to the backstage area where Eric Bischoff is exiting his office, he is approached by Tammy Lynn Stych.
Sytch: Eric, I'm so glad I found you. I wanted to remind you that you agreed to give my new client a match tonight.
Eric Bischoff: That I do and tonight he'll get his match up but if you don't mind right now I have to...
Tammy moves in closer to Bischoff touching his chest.
Sytch: And about that Legends World Title Tournament. I know that once you see my boy in action...you're just gonna want him in that tournament.
Bischoff: Is that so?
Sytch: Oh yes
Just then they are interrupted by Daffney who taps Bischoff on the shoulder.
Bischoff: What? I'm in the middle of something.
Daffney: I just wanted you to know that Devon and I are here and...
Sytch: Excuse me Elvira...But Eric and I are talking about business.
Daffeny:Elvira?
(Sytch and Daffney come face to face but Bischoff breaks it up.)
Bischoff: Fine! You know what. Daffney you and Devon get ready cause you tell Devon Storm he has a match next and its against Tammy's new client.
(Both women keep trying to talk but Eric Bischoff just walks back into his office and shuts the door.)
Commercial Break
Back from break and Todd Keneley is in the ring. "Dangerous" is playing across the PA as Daffney leads her man "Dangerous Damien Storn to the ring, in complete crowbar gear.
Todd Keneley: The following is set for one fall, introducing first being led to the ring by Daffney Unger. From Rutherford, New JErsey weighing in at 230 pounds...Dangerous Devon Storm!
Storm gets in the ring as Tammy Lynn Sytch comes to the ring. She grabs the microphone.
Tammy Lynn Sytch: Ladies and Gentlemen, look all you want just don't touch. I'm to hot to handle...allow me to introduce to you the next Legends World Champion...Ironman Robert Conway!
"I AM IRONMAN"
Robert Conway enters through the tunnel wearing shades that read Iron Man, he struts to the ring.
Dangerous Devon Storm w/Daffney vs. Ironman Robert Conway w/Tammy Lynn Sytch
The match starts up with a lock up and Conway pushes Devon hard to the mat. Conway poses for the crowd while Tammy applaudes from the outside. Devon back up and another lock up with Storm coming out on top and a side head lock into a take down. Conway with a head scissors but Storm kips up out of it. Conway up and Devon runs into a headlock take down of his own. Devon gets head scissors on Conway who kps up also. Both men up and Conway runs into a arm drag from Storm, up and runs into another arm drag. Conway up and he gets a standing drop kick from Storm. Conway powders to the outside, where Tammy comforts him. After a three count Conway returns to the ring and locks back up with Storm.
Conway backs Storm into the corner and there is a break. Conway slaps Storm across the face. This brings out Storm on fire nailing Conway with a series of chops and punches. Storm goes behind and hits a German Suplex for a two count. Conway stumbles up, and Storm hits a Northern Lights Suplex...for a TWO COUNT.
Tammy jumps up on the apron and Devon gets distracted. This bring Daffney up on the apron and she grabs Tammy down to the outside and pull her by the back of the hair. She screams madly as she does this.
Bubba: Somewhere in the world glass is breaking Tony.
Conway is up and Storm smiling at the action on the outside turns into a spinning neckbreaker. Conway lifts Storm up for a verical suplex and snaps it into a swinging neckbreak.
Schiavone: Thats what he calls the EGO Trip
Conway makes the cover. 1..2..3
Winner: Ironman Robert Conway
Conway celebrates and Tammy joins him on the inside holding up his arm in victory.
We cut to the backstage area where James Mitchell stands in a dark hallway. He smiles wickedly.
Mitchell: Legends of Wrestling. HAhahaha..I know you think you know pain. I know everyone in the locker room thinks they know hurt. But you know nothing. Nothing about the Carnival of Pail. And I, you're humble teacher will show you. Along with my pets of coarse. And they will be here soon. So please enjoy your lime light for now because Twighlight is coming to you and you will not have dreams...but nightmares. HAHAHAHA."
Commercial Break
back to the announcer's desk where Tony Schiavone and Bubba the Love Sponge sit.
Schiavone: We hope you enjoying the premiere of Legends of Wrestling. We'll be back on air next week and what a show we have planned for you. You will see Rob Van Dam in action. And Bubba are you ready for this news?"
Bubba: I don't know if I can handle anymore big news Tony but lay it on me.
Schiavone: Next week Terry and Dorry Funk will be in the Legends Arena! But right now we have tag team action.
Back in the ring, Todd Keneley is announing the next match.
"Olympic Style Music" Plys
(Todd & Mike Shane, The Shane Twins walk out on the stage as pyro goes off.)
Keneley: The following match is a tag team contest set for one fall. Introducing first from Galesburg, ILllinois...at a total combined weight of 304 pounds. Mike and Todd Shane!!!
The Shane Twins hit the ring slapping fans hands along the way.
Thats Just Nasty!!!
Keneley: And their opponents from Nastyville, at a total combined weight of 585 pounds...the Nasty Boys!
(Brian Knobbs and Jerry Sags appear on the stage with The Mouth of the South Jimmy Hart.)
The Shane Twins vs. The Nasty Boys w/Jimmy Hart
Knobbs and Mike Shane start it off with a showcase of power. Mike easily powers Knobbs into the corner. Knobbs rakes Mike's eyes and reverses him into the corner landing a few punches. Knobbs hits an Irish Whip and follows Mike into the opposite corner with a big clothesline. "I'm NASTY" he yells to hte crowd. He tags in Saggs. Saggs works Mike to the ropes and just fires away with elbws and chops. He then chokes him as the referee tries to break it up. Saggs backs out and then whips him hard off the ropes hitting a hard clothesline. He drags Mike the the Nasty Boys corner and takes him to a Pit Stop right in Knobbs' pit. Tag to Knobbs who is in with a series of stomps in the corner. Mike Fires back but Knobbs cuts him off with a European upper cut. Knobbs whips him off the ropes and he ducks a clothesline and hits a the opposite ropes coming off with a jumping shoulder tackle that sends Knobbs down hard. Mike tags in Todd who cleans house on an invading Saggs. Knobbs back up and Todd hits a belly to belly suplex for a Two Count.
Mike back to his feet and meets Saggs with a big boot and tosses him to the outside. He and Todd hit the X-Trainer (double team arm trap neckbreaker.) todd makes the cover. 1..2..3
Winners: The Shane Twins
Saggs pulls Knobbs to the outside and they start throwing a fit. The Shane Twin celebrate.
Schiavone: What and Upset by the Shane Twins!!
The Nasty Boys rush the ring and attack the Shane Twins from behind. Mike is hit with a double DDT. Todd hit witha running powerslam from Knobbs and Saggs hits a diving elbow drop. Jimmy Hart gets a few small shots in on them as well. The Nasty Boys leave the Shane Twins laying in the ring.
Schiavone: The Nasty Boys have attacked the Shane Twins and left them laying. Talk about sore losers.
Bubba: Hey they are called the NASTY Boys Tony
We cut to the back to see a split screen of Hulk Hogan and Diamond Dallas Page walking toward the ring.
Schiavone: You're main event is next!!!
Commercial Break
Self HIGH Five
We are back live as Diamond Dallas Page enters the arena. He raises his hands above him forming the Diamond and bringing it down. Pyro goes off with it.
Schiavone: Here we are, the main event of the first Legends of Wrestling show is underway. Diamond Dallas Page makes his way to the ring.
Keneley: Ladies and Gentlemen this is your featured contest on Legends of Wrestling! It is set for one fall, introducing first from the Jersey Shore, weighing in at 245 pounds...Diamond Dallas Page!
Page hits the corners of the ring as his music fades.
AMERICAN MADE
The crowd is off their seats as Hulk Hogan's music plays.
Keneley: And his opponent from Venice Beach, California. weighing in at 302 pounds...The Immortal Hulk Hogan!
Main Event
Diamond Dallas Page vs. The Immortal Hulk Hogan
The match opens Hogan and DDP going nose to nose. DDP shoves Hogan who shoves back. DDP slaps Hogan across the face and they start to brawl. Hogan over powers DDP and slams him in the corner. Hogan hits an Irish Whip and goes for a clothesline in opposite corner but DDP moves. DDP hits a few punches then hits a discus clothesline and makes the cover.
1...2...Kick out.
Page works Hogan to the ropes and whips him off. Page nails a swinging neckbreaker. Hogan back to his feet and Page in with a Russian leg sweep. TWO COUNT. Hogan kicks out. DDP stomps away at Hogan on the mat, the crowd begins chanting Hogan's name. HOGAN! HOGAN! HOGAN! Hogan starts to "Hulk Up" a bit as Page continues to hammer away at Hogan. Hogan to his knees and Page nails Hogan with a few punches. Hogan to his feet. Page applies a wrist lock and connects a series of Shoulder Blocks. Page whips Hogan into the ropes and Hogans comes off with a big boot.
Hogan cups his ears to the crowd who are going nuts as DDP makes it to his feet. Hogan lifts him up for the body slam.
Out of the crowd jumps a large man in a mask and he is up on the apron and plants a knee in Hogan's back as Hogan goes for the big boot. The ref calls for the bell.
Winner by DQ: Hulk Hogan
The large masked man attacks Hogan and Page joins in. The man removes his mask...Its Andrew Martin (Formally known as Test) and the crowd boos. Martin and Page lay the boots to Hogan. Martin lifts Hogan up and hits a Power Slam.
ONE OF A KIND
RVD's music hits and Rob Van Dam storms the ring in street clothing with a steel chair. Martin and Page bail. RVD attends to Hogan.
Schiavone: Rob Van Dam with the save. Diamond Dallas Page and Andrew Martin are leaving the ringside area.
DDP and Martin walk back up the ramp toward the tunnel as Hogan now to his feet and RVD call them back to the ring.
Schiavone: We are out of time fans. Stay Tuned to Jailhouse right here on CMT. Thank you for joining us."
We fade to black as "American Made" plays and Hogan hugs RVD.
END OF SHOW
