Last night at around 12...

[Jonnie Walker]

..I was at Walmart and a crackhead broke into my car when I opened the door to put my groceries in the car, and he started punching the air and making swishing sounds. Then he told me that someone named Lisa had my ten dollars. I kicked him to get him out of the car, but none of my kicks had effect. The cops drove by and I motioned to them, and then the crackhead ran. They proceeded to chase him down and tackle him. Was honestly the craziest thing that has happened to me in a very long time.

 

[Goliath Uterus]

I would have beat the living shit out of him.

 

[Unsold Bacon]

 

[LamaNamaneumi]

Did you get your ten dollars from Lisa?

 

[Smooth Sexual Chocolate]

 

[Jonnie Walker]

I would have beat the living shit out of him.

I would, but he had crackhead superpowers and was huge, so I just kicked him a few times and he didn't even react.

 

[Jonnie Walker]

Did you get your ten dollars from Lisa?

No. That bitch only had 9.

 

[Alex]

 

[Super Hans]

Did he suck your dick for a cheeseburger?

 

[LamaNamaneumi]

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[Jane]

Racist.

 

[Leafy]

If that happened to me I would slip a leash around him and get myself a good crackhead servant.

 

[Jonnie Walker]

Did he suck your dick for a cheeseburger?

No. I wish he did, but he didn't even offer.

 

[Blizz]

I would've asked for some crack, but that's just me.