The Misadventures of Krypto
A New World
.kind of.
The scene opens to what Krypto thinks is his flying saucer having a rocky landing on the corner of a block downtown, but is really just a cardboard box hes been living in falling out of a garbage truck onto the street. Krypto believes hes an alien who has finally made it to the distant planet Earth looking for excitement and adventure. He looks amazed yet puzzled at how everything looks in the big city, confused at the clothes people are wearing and wondering why people dont look like the aliens from what he thinks is his home planet of Nova Terra, but is really just an old 1970s alien horror film, and hes really just wearing one of the alien costumes from it. He soon begins to talk to what he thinks is his faithful android companion RJX9, but that is really just an old and dirty R2D2 action figure.
Well RJ, we made it. We finally made it to Earth! We finally can explore a new world with new opportunities and experiences like never before!
Yes we have sir; shall I send a hologram message back to your family on Nova Terra alerting them of our arrival?
Sure thing, tell them their baby boy Krypto is no longer a child, but he is man who is now the first Terrian to make it to Earth. The question is, what shall we do first RJ?
Well sir, according to my database the food sensation of McDonalds is a popular thing among humans.
Food can wait; I want to have some action, like in those movies we observed in the telescopes from the one named Chuck Norris.
Well, according to my database the action packed, high adrenaline promotion of WZCW is in town tonight.
Perfect! I cant wait to spar with a human.
Are you sure about this sir? From the looks of it these humans are fairly larger and taller than you.
What kind of Terrian would I be if I backed down from something because its bigger RJ? Us Terrians are notoriously short specimen compared to humans I get that, but we are pretty agile as well. Come on lets go see about this WZCW.
Krypto and RJX9 then walk about streets greeting strangers and even giving some kisses and hugs because thats how people greeted each other back on what he thinks his home planet, but eventually they make it to the AfterShock arena and accidentally bump into a very nervous Chuck Myles and accidentally spills hot coffee on him.
For the love of! Look what you did you little creep, what are you doing in my arena, and why are you carrying a dirty action figure?
Its not a figure, its my helpful robot RJX9, and do you humans not have helper bots here on Earth?
Myles pauses and stares at Krypto
Ok somebody get this lunatic out of my arena!
Wait! We come in peace! I came here because I want to be a part of this WZCW. Are you in charge here?
Look I dont have time to deal with some costume wearing freak trying to cut it as a wrestler right now, with Ty Burna gaining control of the company I have to work under his power and obey his commands, WZCW is in a very dark place and I need time to regroup.
Well sir Im sorry but Im not wearing a costume, Im Krypto of Nova Terra.
Nova Terra?! Isnt that some horror movie from the seventies?
What is this horror movie you speak of?
Its the genre of movies whose purpose is to strike fear in humans sir.
Ah, that makes sense.
Are you talking to that action figure?
No, its RJX9 I just told you hes my helper bot.
.....Oh god, this place has really gone downhill.
Look sir, I came here because I heard the WZCW was a place where great warriors clash. I want to be one of those great warriors, please give me that chance.
Sigh
well lucky for you a wrestler did just leave the company and this show is where young rookies are supposed to prove themselves. You got your debut match tonight against let me see here
.Derek Jacobs. Now get away from me.
Myles then walks away with a very stressful look on his face.
How is awesome is that RJ, Im in my first ever wrestling match on earth!
Truly amazing indeed sir.
Now lets get some information on this Derek Jacobs.
My database if empty, I have no records of any humans. But there is a thing humans here are calling a library, perhaps there would be a good place to start.
Wonderful Idea
Krypto then walks to the closest library and begins doing research on his opponent.
Derek Jacobs, it says here on WZCW.com hes some kind Mercenary who loves money.
Ah yes, this is the human emotion called greed sir, its something humans have which makes them obsessed with fortune.
Hes also a lot bigger and stronger than you sir.
But Im faster, more agile it says hes afraid of heights; high risk is kind of my specialty.
I just think you should be careful sir, youre not accustom to fighting humans, in fact back on Nova Terra there was no fighting whatsoever. These humans can have tricks that we dont even know about.
I know that RJ, thats why I wanted to come to Earth, everything was so simple, nice, and boring back there, no excitement action, no twists, no turns, no intrigue, back on Nova Terra everyone was an open book, nothing was left to the imagination. I may not understand this Derek Jacobs and his thirst for money, hell I dont even understand this backwards world yet, but I damn sure understand that to win a fight here in WZCW you have to be ready to give it everything youve got. Derek Jacobs is doing this for the money while Im doing purely for adrenaline rush, the danger factor, the chance to finally have some fun. From the looks of it Derek Jacobs is a human who cant control his anger and can be tricked into anything with the promise of money. I plan on using that to my advantage. Soon not only will the WZCW know my name but the whole planet Earth will as well!
The Librarian then taps Krypto on the shoulder.
Sir, this is a library Im going to have to ask you to lower your voice. And
why are you talking to an action figure?
Has no human ever had a talking android before?
Krypto picks up the R2D2 action figure and storms off.
Be cautious sir, you may be looking for fun on this planet but some humans here may not share your same sense of adventure.
Ah come on RJ, all humans cant be bad people can they?