klunderbunker
Welcome to My (And Not Sly's) House
Dozed off while debating WM 17 with Norcal and thought I half woke up while in my bed. I kept seeing this thing move past my door and thought it was a balloon (Thank you Becca for making me paranoid about them watching me) so I got up to move it.
I went through the doorway and I was in something resembling the lair from TMNT but there were various other people in there with me that were about my age. They were watching big video screens, playing firs person shooters, racing games and watching bad action movies.
I seemed to be accepted by them and they had this leader that was this older dude. They kept talking about this thing they had which if inserted into a person would make them a deadly weapon. Two of them started talking about going out for awhile and I started asking who they were/how they got here etc. There was another guy playing an RPG that used the same system as the book sorting system at the bookstore I work at.
I kept asking who they were and they started getting rifles ready to use. They kept talking about going out to do something and I said it sounded like black ops. One of them kind of laughed and two others left, leaving me with the oldest girl and the boss who was in another room. I realized I had no idea how I had gotten here and the girl tried to seduce/kiss me. I had my cross on around my neck and it was engraved or something but when I stopped to look at it I heard a shout.
I look across the room and see Lucille Ball's daughter coming down some stairs and saying she's hungry because her mommy won't give her any supper. Lucille Ball pops up to say (in matching outfit) that she tries to but she can't find any food. The boss shows up again and says he's daughter Lucy's grandfather and Lucy's father. He has something in his pocket to explain everything and pulls out a gun and shoots them both between the eyes.
I tackle him and point the gun at his eye while he laughs evily and says he'll never have to explain why he did it and that he'll get away with everything now. Jim Ignatowski (Christopher Lloyd's character on Taxi) pops up with another gun and shoots the boss in the eye to kill him. Then his corpse starts talking about this secret weapon they had which I mentioned earlier so I choked the corpse to get it to shut up.
The weapon (which looks like barbecued chicken in a plastic container) turned out to be the voicebox of Cliff Clavin (from Cheers) that if inserted into someone's throat would make them so annoying that their voice would make anyone kill themselves. You could see him looking at the box all angry about it.
And then I woke up and kept talking about Mania 17.
I went through the doorway and I was in something resembling the lair from TMNT but there were various other people in there with me that were about my age. They were watching big video screens, playing firs person shooters, racing games and watching bad action movies.
I seemed to be accepted by them and they had this leader that was this older dude. They kept talking about this thing they had which if inserted into a person would make them a deadly weapon. Two of them started talking about going out for awhile and I started asking who they were/how they got here etc. There was another guy playing an RPG that used the same system as the book sorting system at the bookstore I work at.
I kept asking who they were and they started getting rifles ready to use. They kept talking about going out to do something and I said it sounded like black ops. One of them kind of laughed and two others left, leaving me with the oldest girl and the boss who was in another room. I realized I had no idea how I had gotten here and the girl tried to seduce/kiss me. I had my cross on around my neck and it was engraved or something but when I stopped to look at it I heard a shout.
I look across the room and see Lucille Ball's daughter coming down some stairs and saying she's hungry because her mommy won't give her any supper. Lucille Ball pops up to say (in matching outfit) that she tries to but she can't find any food. The boss shows up again and says he's daughter Lucy's grandfather and Lucy's father. He has something in his pocket to explain everything and pulls out a gun and shoots them both between the eyes.
I tackle him and point the gun at his eye while he laughs evily and says he'll never have to explain why he did it and that he'll get away with everything now. Jim Ignatowski (Christopher Lloyd's character on Taxi) pops up with another gun and shoots the boss in the eye to kill him. Then his corpse starts talking about this secret weapon they had which I mentioned earlier so I choked the corpse to get it to shut up.
The weapon (which looks like barbecued chicken in a plastic container) turned out to be the voicebox of Cliff Clavin (from Cheers) that if inserted into someone's throat would make them so annoying that their voice would make anyone kill themselves. You could see him looking at the box all angry about it.
And then I woke up and kept talking about Mania 17.
