KANE-A-KNIGHT's Comedy Challange

[KANE-A-KNIGHT]

Hopefully you know how this works so for the second KANE-A-KNIGHT comedy challange


If War was like Profesional Wrestling....

 

[Spunky]

The gun's would use blanks.

Is that the kinda thing you wanted?

 

[KANE-A-KNIGHT]

yeah thats the thing lol

 

[KANE-A-KNIGHT]

How about they would use fake blood.

 

[KANE-A-KNIGHT]

come on there must be some funny replies

 

[CH David]

You can't even spell challenge. You fail.

 

[Spunky]

Calm down, The bar room's a little slow at the minute.

 

[CH David]

Oh, and if War was like Pro Wrestling, probably a General or something would be getting shot like 8 times, but miraculously he would be able to pull through and kill the opponent. And still not die.

 

[KANE-A-KNIGHT]

is this one not as good as the last one.

 

[Jane]

If war were like pro wrestling war would be fake.

 

[The Doctor]

If war were like pro wrestling, after one side wins the war, an unrelated country's leader would run in, cash in his briefcase, and steal the victory.

 

[KANE-A-KNIGHT]

Seriously is there anything Doc cant do. He's funny, Has great wrestling opinions and makes awsome sigs. DOC FTW
If that isnt put in his sig as a quote then it doc for second place

 

[The Doctor]

I don't really put quotes praising me in my sig. X's is just there because of the weirdness of it.

 

[Spunky]

The only praise I have ever put in my sig was from NorCal.

 

[KANE-A-KNIGHT]

its alright i wont be offended

 

[stingerlegends]

Soldiers would turn on their fellow soldiers.
They'd go for cheap pops from the civilians by mentioning thier town's name.
They'd all be wearing spandex.
Missile launchers would be shooting t-shirts.
Some soldiers would be accompanied into battle by a lovely valet.
A force of midgets could overwhelm a battalion of Mexicans.
The invincible soldier for the side of good would wave his hand in front of his face, thinking the the opposition wouldn't see him.
One of the soldiers in the army would marry the General's daughter to rise up the ranks.

 

[stingerlegends]

If the war made a soldier seem too stale he'd get a different look and make a heel turn.
War is RAW.
Soldiers would fight with their fellow soldiers over the Purple Heart, ending the feud at a Pay-Per-View event.
There would be guest hosts that put together the strategy and battle plans for the day.
The U.S., Mexico, Ireland, England and Jamaica would team up to fight the U.S., Mexico, England, Ireland, and India.

 

[gd]

The Republican and the Democrats would get in a debate about health care.

 

[Miko]

Who would do tribute to the troops?

 

[Razor]

This is UT's tag partner? He can't even spell challenge....

 

[Lee]

Lord Sidious would make a post about how he preffered WWII to this one as it had more characters.

 

[Kanye South]

You never took FTB's challenge, Knight.

 

[kingdirrtysouth1]

Snipers with great aim would be replaced by roided up snipers who marry the President's daughters.
The Generals would go on tv & cut promos against the other country's military leaders.
Bombs going off in the distance would just be pyro.
If the wars took place during the 97-99 time frame, the rating would be high as hell!
Paratroopers would drop in like Sting instead of using parachutes.
Some of the soldiers would wear Lucha masks.

 

[Ty Burna]

The public would complain that the general only knows 5 strategies.

 

[SavageTaker]

If war was like professional wrestling then it would mean that the general screwed the general.