K.F.A.D. Qualifying: Steamboat Ricky v. D.C.:

[TheOneBigWill]

Four men have already qualified for the King for a Day match at Kingdom Come, one more will be made official after this match-up.

Last week D.C. had a chance to become a Number One Contender to the Elite X Championship, but due to circumstances beyond W.Z.C.W.'s control the match was unfortunately cut off, leaving no Number One Contender. If D.C. wins and advances, then becomes the K.F.A.D.. he'll have the opportunity to challenge any Champion he'd like, anytime he'd like.

Also last week Ricky was in quite possibly one of the worst fights he's ever had, against the unstoppable monster Manzo. Ricky did what noone has before him, taking Manzo to the limit. Will he have anything left to attempt qualifying for the K.F.A.D. match at Kingdom Come? Find out on Meltdown.

PLEASE KEEP ALL RPs IN HERE. ONLY RICKY AND D.C. MAY RP IN THIS THREAD. RPs ARE DUE BY JULY 21st, 2008.

 

[Steamboat Ricky]

*A scene cuts to a retirement condo village, where Steamboat Ricky is sweatily mowing the lawn of a sweet old lady. Over comes Jonny Klamor, WZCW interviewer, to get a word with Ricky.*

Ricky...why on Earth are you mowing the lawn of this old lady?

Oh please, Klamor! Get your mind out of the gutter, will you?

But, uhhhhh...Ricky...

Enough, Klamor! I will not have you defiling this sweet young lady. In fact, bring your camera over here, I want you all to meet Agnus. Say hi to the people, Agnus.

Hello everybody!

See Klamor...sweet, kind lady. What you do with your mind is your own business, but when you're around me, you will treat this lady with respect.

Sorry, Ricky.

That's right. Now, ask me why I'm "helping" Agnus.

Ricky, why are you helping Agnus?

Well, Jonny, I'm very glad you asked. You see, today we live in a world full of wars, bullying, $4.00 a gallon gasoline prices, and most of all...villians. Villians, Jonny. Do you know what a villian is?

A bad guy?

NO Jonny! Not just a bad guy! But an evil, treacherous individual, willing to compromise the integrity of sweet ladies like Agnus here...Klamor, are you a villian?

NO!

Ha! You have villian written all over yourself. But you see, in these dark times, what the people of the world, particularly the fans of WZCW, need is a hero. A hero Jonny! Someone who can kiss away your pain! Someone who will stand by you forever...

YOU CAN TAKE MY BREATH AWAY!

Jonny, what are you talking about?

You were singing Enrique Iglesias!

Jonny, the only way I am going to take your breath away is by killing you right now........but I won't. That wouldn't be a very heroic thing to do. That would be highly villainous, Klamor. But parents, rest assured, you can count on Uncle Ricky to be a positive role model for your kids. Don't let my hardcore persona fool you! You can always count on me to tell your kids to take their prayers and say their vitamins!

Um, Ricky, don't you mean say their prayers...

I apologize for this man's rude behavior, everyone. He obviously does not want to pursue heroicism. I, however, do. And what a better way to be YOUR HERO than to serve as your king? I really can't think of any better way. So, my first step to doing just that will come at Meltdown as I attempt to qualify for the KFAD match at Kingdom Come. D.C. may serve to be a tough opponent, but as long as if the old saying is true..."To beat the man, you've got to BE the man," then I should be ok. Because I AM THE MAN, Jonny. So, unless I plan on beating myself, then I should be all clear, you know?

Surrrrre, I guess.

Of course, Jonny. One last thing. Sure, I want to be a hero for all of you kids, but listen to Uncle Ricky for a second. YOU can be a hero too. A hero...someone who comes along, with the strength to carry on...

AND YOU CAST YOUR FEARS ASIDE, AND YOU KNOW YOU CAN SURVIVE!

That's it Jonny, so when you feel like hope is gone...what do you do?

Look inside you and be STRONG!

That's right! And you'll finally see the truth....THAT A HERO LIES IN YOU! Until next time, crew. Pop open an ice cold O'Grog's for Uncle Ricky and clean some old lady's carpet!

*Klamor walks away confused and mortified.*