Just Got Back From Olive Garden

[Furyof5]

I havent eaten there in years and dear God I forgot how incredible their food is. I got the endless soup, salad, and breadsticks... I think I may have had multiple orgasms...

 

[klunderbunker]

So what you're saying is that their food was Justin Credible?

 

[Furyof5]

Im currently unable to come up with a pun better than that, but I was pissed before I went and that food gave me a total Attitude Adjustment...

 

[Super Hans]

Im currently unable to come up with a pun better than that

You should have just left it at that bud.

 

[klunderbunker]

Well given that Credible works/worked for Olive Garden, good luck trying.

 

[The Raven's Epitaph]

Justin OliveGardenatthemoment,theirfoodisgood.

 

[Furyof5]

You should have just left it at that bud.

Its called build up.

 

[Furyof5]

Well given that Credible works/worked for Olive Garden, good luck trying.

I remember that report. Which state is that again?

 

[Lee]

His uncle is Justin Credible.

 

[Super Hans]

Its called build up.

Yeah i know it is, but it has to build up to something decent . Olive Garden is good though from what i can remember.

 

[Furyof5]

His uncle is Justin Credible.

If he was I would sure as hell not admit it... my uncle was a talentless low carder...

 

[Via Armbar]

Chicken Parm holllaaaaa.

 

[The Raven's Epitaph]

What's Olive Garden anyway? Yeah, flame me all you like; I just haven't got the foggiest fuck what it is.

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[Furyof5]

A restaurant, and ever since I got back Ive had the worst case of the shits

 

[The Raven's Epitaph]

A restaurant, and ever since I got back Ive had the worst case of the shits

Lmao, I just lol'ed quite loud and I've most likely just woken my parents up.

I'll blame you, no probs.

 

[PsychoBlack]

Olive Garden is nasty as hell lol

 

[Dave]

Wait! Your uncle was a wrestler, was he?

 

[Via Armbar]

Pretty sure he was the John Mantagu, the fourth Earl of Sandwich.

 

[Furyof5]

Wait! Your uncle was a wrestler, was he?

No, if he was I would be pursuing that career right now rather than my current one.

Pretty sure he was the John Mantagu, the fourth Earl of Sandwich.

The sad thing is this sounds like a gimmick that could have worked in the 80s.