Just For Fun- Who Would Win?

[timmy872]

I agree Kozlov would be a top choice, i think;

1. Kozlov
2. The Undertaker
3. Big Show
4. Randy Orton
5. Batista
6. CM Punk
7. Shelton Benjamin
8. William Regal
9. Tyson Kidd
10. Chris Jericho

Just my opinion, other tops would be Ezekieal Jackson, MVP or Finaly??

 

[GNR8701]

Just because everybody is taking big show.... and I absolutely agree with that - but it is boring to agree which means I will say who will come in second and be the last man that Big Show punches in the face.

Not Batista - too clumsy and is worried about how many divas he can score, Not Kane - maybe 5 years ago but he is past his prime now, Not Edge - 500 injuries make him an easy target, Not John Cena - one quick shot to the neck and he is in bad shape.

It comes down to four men:

Randy Orton, Finlay, Big Show, and John Morrison

Randy is there because of athletecism and because he would have no conciense and no regrets hurting anyone. Finaly is there because he is more creative of a fighter than anyone else. Big Show is there because he is able to really take a punch and even better at giving them out. Morrison is there because he is very smart and will know when to pick his spots, he is young enough to be in great shape but old enough to know who to trust and what spots to pick.

First out - Randy. The broken collar bone catches up with him.
Second out - Finlay. Age catches up with him
Third out and 1st runner up: John Morrison. Extremely athletic - trained in some sort of fight style that i read in a magazine but I can't remember, and does not have enough real life bad blood to make hima target and he slips through the cracks. His speed and strength have carried him all the way - but size catches up with him.
Winner : BIG SHOW

 

[Mjolnir]

Old School Wrestlers- Stan Hansen and Vader... if you have any doubt that either of these guys would kick the locker room's a#$, just look for the match where Vader's eye pops out... classic. I also totally agree with Meng (and he was probably my favorite in the old school squash matches). I would hate to be his opponent, even in a worked match.

 

[popupstoppa]

Kozlov seems like he could be up there, and same with Big Show. Muscular guys, however, don't really mean much, as Kimbo Slice who is pretty big and built got knocked out in like 13 seconds.

I'm surprised no one has mentioned Kem Shamrock. I think he'd be a decent bet too.

 

[Savage1]

Being a professional boxer and mma fighter for the last 5 yrs myself I am going to make my choices based on what I know about the sport and these particular guys skills. Kurt Angles wrestling is top tier and he has been training mma on and off for a few yrs. I know his ground game is sick and there would be a very slim chance anyone could take him down or avoid his take downs. You dont have to knock someone out to win a fight so Kurt can def do work! Shad is another legitimate fighter. He was a solid boxer and he has mma experience plus he is big and strong. Size doesnt neccasarilly mean anything but if you have skill to back up the size then it def poses quite an advantage. And finally I'm gonna roll with Taker...he trains mma in his off time, not crazy training but he knows enough to do some damage. He has a solid hand game and is a legitimate tough dude. You have to be able to take some punishment and keep coming to be a factor in a brawl and anyone who collected for bookies and loan sharks before he wrestled is def someone who was in some sketchy bang out brawls I'm sure. I also think that Brock would beat all of them...yes Angle you too. Brock is a genetic freak and is gonna be one of the most dominant fighters in the heavyweight division for a while!

 

[jbwphoto1]

As a child, I had a list of the top 5 wrestlers you wouldn't want to meet in a dark alley. Rick Steiner and Madusa Miceli were on the list, but for the life of me, I can't remember the other 3.

Just before The Benoit tragedy, we were sitting around thinking of names who would be legit bad asses in MMA. Chris Benoit was the first, followed by Elijah Burke and C.M. Punk. In Benoit's last televised match with Elijah, when things started to heat up, we thought if anyone could get himself out of a bad situation with Benoit, it would be Elijah.

As many have already noted, taking out the knees of some of the big guys would give you an immediate advantage and give you the chance to crack him in the skull (just saw this on L&O: Criminal Intent last night). And as everyone knows, if you're the smaller, faster guy you'll do fine, until the big guy catches you.

My current favorite monster right now is Brock Lesnar and I have to say my money's on him every time.


Edit: Just got off the phone with my sister who was both a soldier and a cop. She says that even though the Army and Police Academy both trainined her in hand-to-hand combat, in a lockerroom brawl or free for all fight, the training would not help very much as the others would probably not be fighting the same way.

 

[hArdyPUNKmArk]

Current: Kane, i think he would beat the shit out of most of the guys.

All Time: Brock Lesnar..... He would kill you...

 

[jellmoo]

Ken Shamrock - I agree if we're talking Shamrock from 10 years ago. Today he's lost what? 11 of his last 13 fights or something like that?

Shad - I didn't know he was quite so legit. I kind of wish they would use that with his gimmick. I like his look and think if handled properly could be a breakout star.

Stan Hansen - 100% agreement. He was a big tough SOB. Toss in Bruiser Brody to make it even more interesting.

Taker - The 2 things that hold me back from agreeing with this are his age and his injuries. I agree that he is a tough, tough guy. But would those 2 facts hold him back?

Kurt Angle - Maybe it's the fact that I think he's way overhyped and overvalued, but I don't see him being a legitimate threat. Maybe back in the day, but now he's suffered a number of injuries, and is rather small. I'd be surprised if he was much more than 200lbs now. Against people outweighing him by 100+ lbs, I don't see it working out in his favor.

Lesnar - I have no idea why I didn't think of Lesnar. If he got into a good camp and really started working on his standup, I think he would be close to topping the list.

 

[TheGreatSPAMbino]

Joey Styles would rape everybody in a backstage brawl. End of Story.

 

[SemaJameSemaj]

Now that Chris Brown has hit a pot hole in his career, I bet the WWE would be excited about bringing him in. That means Rihanna better back down, as well as all the Divas.