OOC: Before you all read this, just know that I decided to write it a different way. Since this is my very first main event match, I wanted to do something special for it so I wrote it a little differently than how I would normally write it. I am considering doing this for all of my Hasheem RPs while the Rajeem RPs will be done like I normally do it.
Just know that everything that is bolded is someone saying something. The bold words in Red is what Hasheem is saying. All the other colors that are bolded are people asking him questions. And the black bolded words are what the manager is saying. Everything in green and italicized is no one talking just saying whats happening. Happy Reading and Happy Holidays to one and all
The scene takes place with Mohammad Hasheem holding his very own press conference. His agent has stepped onto the podium after much anticipated wait. All the attention is on him now, and Hasheem is not on the stage yet.
Okay, this is how this thing is going to work, so you people better listen up.
The great Mohammad Hasheem will be making his entrance here shortly. He will then come out here and say some things that are on his mind. He will be asking 6 and 6 questions only!!
He has better things to do than waste his time dealing with you worthless and pathetic individuals. He will then ask who has questions. You people will raise your hands like nice little children in the 4th grade and he will call on you.
You will then rise up to your feet and ask your questions, crystal clear!!! Mohammad Hasheem will be respected and if one person messes up then Mohammad is leaving. Now ladies and gentlemen, allow me to introduce to you all, the Sultan of WZCW, Mohammad Hasheem!!!
La Leily plays and Hasheem comes out in a fancy black suit, with a nice silk white shirt and tie. He is wearing a grayish-blackish turban. He gets up to the podium and raises both hands to silence the interviewers and cameramen. With his hands raised in the air and his eyes bulging out, he begins to speak.
Allah Akbar, Mohammad Hasheem!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone boos him and a few people chant You Suck! But Hasheem pretends he doesnt hear any negativity and laughs it off.
Thank you for the warm and well-hearted ovation. I am the great Mohammad Hasheem, the Sultan of WZCW!!!
I am Allahs gift to the WZCW!!
Now before you begin your stupid and time-consuming questionnaire, I would just like to say something.
The cameras really start flashing a lot since the cameramen are taking lots of pictures of Hasheem, so Hasheem seems annoyed.
Holy shit!! Would you f*cken stop with the f*cken flash!! I know Im the hottest thing any of you freaks have ever seen, but seriously. NOW, as of late, the demon inside of me has been long asleep.
The animal and fire within me has been put out and laid to rest. So I am going to say something to Sincade, I thought I would never say. Sincade, I thank you. Thats right, thank you. Thank you for awakening the beat inside of me!! Thank you for re-lighting the fire within me.
Haha, you know, come to think of it, when I punted you in the head, last week.
When I smacked a steel chair against your skull.
When I busted you wide open.
When I wiped your pathetic blood all over my sexy chest, the animal was unleashed!!!
I am no longer tied up and chained. I am loose. Finally I am loose!! I have a brand new look at life, like no other. I will do whatever the f*ck I want, whenever the f*ck I want, to whomever the f*ck I want!!
Sincade, I see for the first time since you have been the owner that you havent booked yourself in a match. I hope you are ok, actually, I hope youre not!! I also realized that you have finally showed me the respect that I deserve. You finally booked me in the main event match, there place where I f*cken belong.
And you know what there is something I was to say to you and that isnt thank you. The thing that I want to say to you is that it is f*cken about time!!! Dont you ever make me wait ever again!! And if you do then I will cripple your ass, PERMANANTLY!!!
Maybe you are right for the job of being the boss of WZCW. This is the ONLY decision you have done that will give the WZCW a popularity boost and way more money, and that is having me main event!!!
Anyways, I am going to be taking 6 question, and 6 questions only so you f*ckers better make it quick, Ive got better things to do than to be in a room full of pathetic losers. Now, first question!! Come on!!
The room is filled with raised hands and people are yelling, Pick me!! Pick me!! Hasheem then picks on a young woman wearing professional clothing.
Hello, Mohammad.
Hey ****!! What is your name?
Rachel.
Well listen, Rachel. Its Mr. Sultan to you and to everybody else, for that matter. Now strudel, I mean Rachel, ask your question quickly before I lock you up.
Sorry. Well, umm, what are your thoughts on going back to your hometown and entertaining the troops? Do you have butterflies?
Butterflies? What are you a f*cken 12 year old whose acne hasnt cleared up yet? Why am I even being asked a question from a worthless feminine? Whatever, Ill answer it anyways.
I love the fact that Im going back to my hometown. Were finally in my home turf.
Im the home-town-boy for example.
The troops? Who gives 2 shits about them? I know I dont and seeing as how I speak for every single specimen alive, nobody gives 2 shits as well. The troops dont deserve to get a tribute show!! F*ck them!!
They are the reason that thousands of innocent people are dieing. They are 2 faces sons of b*tches!! They say that they protect people? Pfft, they are only protecting, you, selfish f*ckers!! The people who deserve a tribute show are all of my people who are suffering thanks to the stupid American soldiers.
So the hell with off of the American soldiers. And the only people that should have butterflies should be Everest and DC because every second that I will be seeing the stupid soldiers, my blood will be enriched with rage, which I will unload it on them!!!
Thank you and one more thing.
NO!! No more questions from women!! Do what you do best and that is to serve your man!! You are so lucky you dont live in my country. We stone women who are shown on the streets without a man, especially one that thinks she can speak in public. HA!! Now sit your fat ass down. Seriously, have you ever heard of Jenny Craig? Yeesh.
A lot of reporters raise their hands and Hasheem chooses a skinny man with glasses.
Yea, you!! Pencil dick, the one with the weird looking glasses. Stand and confront your Sultan!!
The guy stands up and has a hard tune asking questions because he is no nervous.
Come on, ask your damn question already!!
Well, Mr. Sultan, What is it like to have the champion as your partner?
See, skank, now that is a question!! Well, I dont feel any different because in my mind I am the ultimate champion and it is just a matter of time before I get a match with him for the title, and then I will win!!
But as much as I would make the better champion, the both of us are on the same page. We both want all the attention on ourselves. We both have that me me me me me me me attitude, and we are damn proud of that!! We will take out everyone and anyone who stands in our way, even if that means that we have to take each other out. Now sit down, peasant.
Whos next?!!?
They all put their hands up again and yell for them to be picked. Hasheem picks up a regular man. The guy gets up and asks his question straightforward.
My question is a question that everybody wants to know. So I'll ask it, can you trust your tag team partner? Can you trust the WZCW Heavyweight Champion, Joseph The Main Event Rios?
Hasheem seems a little bit annoyed at this question.
Okay, first of all, you dont speak for the people. You are part of the people. I, and only I, speak for the people!! But thats a solid question and Ill answer it. I can do everything. I can do anything!! But I dont trust Rios!! I wouldnt turn my back for a split second. But the difference is, just like I cant trust Rios, Rios cannot afford to trust me, if you know what I mean. Good question, NOT!! Now sit your ass down!!
4th question
whos next? You
sir in the 2nd row, stand up.
The person stands up and it isnt a man. It is another woman.
A woman?!? Well you can pass for a man, so ask your question before I have you taken away.
What are your thoughts on your opponents, DC and Everest?
Leave it to a woman to ask such a stupid question. What the f*ck do you think my thoughts are on them? You think I love them, that I want to sit down and have a little tea time with them and smoke some Hashish, with them?
F*cken blond, moron. I think they are dirt. They are beneath dirt. I feel very sorry for them because they have to step in the ring with Rios and me.
You know what, f*ck Rios. I feel sorry for them because they have to step in the ring with me!! Never again will they ever be the same again!! They will feel my wrath. My fury!! Unfortunately for them, they will be the first 2 victims of the new Mohammad Hasheem!!
Thank you.
Wait!! Do you smell that?
No what?
Hasheem is starting to sniff. His face turns into a disgusted look.
Holy shit!!! It stinks like fish!! Woman, f*cken close your legs. Holy shit!!!! Oh my Allah, leave, leave the room!!
The woman, overdramatically, runs out of the room.
Phew, now thats a little better. Okay 5th question, hurry up.
Suddenly, out of nowhere, some guy wearing a white t-shirt and blue jeans with a shaved head stands up. Hasheem looks confused as to who the hell this guy thinks he is. This guy speaks and he has a Brooklyn accent.
Yeah yo, Mista Hasheem. I dont give a rats ass who the hell you are and what the hell you wanna be called, but hear dis. Because I have something important to say. In fact the thing that Im going to say right now is more important than anything you have said, up far. Now
Whoa whoa whoa, who the f*ck are you??
My name is nonya fucken business. Now, listen to me Mr. Hashbrown because I have a question of my very own!! In fact Ill answah my own question, just so you know what I and people like me think of ya!! What makes you so damn worthy of main eventing such a special event for the WZCW? Hell, what makes you so damn worthy of main eventing, period.
The answah to that is absolutely squat. Who the hell are ya? Absolutely nada!! In fact, what kind of f*cken impact have you even done? Again, nada. Zilch!! Face him Hashpipe, you are a big fat zero!!
Hasheem is fully enraged and he is entirely pissed off!!!
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Hasheem is totally going bonkers as he flips the podium, almost landing on a few cameramen. He takes the chairs and throws them off the stage luckily not hitting anyone. The guy then turns around and starts leaving the place as he has the words: "Sincade and Co." in black letters on the back of his white t-shirt. Hasheem runs towards the guy, so his agent holds him back from striking anyone as he literally pushes Hasheem out of the stage and the press conference is officially over.