Joke: Internet Etiquette

[stebbinsd]

I don't see a board designed for jokes, so I'll put it here.




To be ethical on the Internet, follow these ten easy-to-remember rules.

1.Neber kweschun uh pursin's spelleeng!
2.Always insult people and their families for having political or religious beliefs different from your's.
3.Encourage suicide over the slightest error.
4.Modify the terms of service one second after a person agrees to them.
5.Go ahead and use racial, sexual, or other ethical slurs to your heart's content. Remember, “slur” means “Superb, Luscious, and Untactless Remark,”
6.You are always smarter than the person you are arguing with, even if that person has a Ph.D in the topic you're arguing over.
7.If a person blogging about something has even the slightest imperfection; if he so much as has untidy hair, that proves his entire argument wrong.
8.“Fuck you, go play in traffic” is the end-all, cure-all comeback to ANY point, no matter how good the point is.
9.No matter how much evidence you offer in your favor, you haven't proven anything except your opinion.
10.Being a Christian, or just a good person, is no excuse to break these rules.

 

[Blade]

I've got a joke: This thread.


Ahahah... I kill me.

 

[Slyfox696]

I thought a joke had to be funny?

 

[X]

Great, it's this guy again, the guy that thinks the US should put embargos on Nigeria and Singapore. The guy that thinks those country's entire economy is based off of internet scams. And aren't you the guy that thinks we should be able to imprison politicians for not delivering on every one of their promises?

Here's a funny joke: your ideas.

Har har.

 

[Blade]

Here's a funny joke: your ideas.

Har har.

You just stole my joke!

 

[Spaceman Spif]