John Cena Pulls The Old "Dixie Carter"

[Coco]

John Cena says he plans to make an historic announcement on tonight's WWE RAW Supershow. Cena tweeted on Monday afternoon:

"In Fort Wayne for #Raw tonight I have an announcement that will make history! Make sure to watch #Raw"

I'm sure he has a couple pregnant recovering addicts lying about as well. Heck, he's probably the father.

 

[The Dragon Saga]

He's going away for awhile, but he'll be back next week.

 

[Coco]

Same old shit.

 

[Kayoh]

Cena on Raw: "Guys it's been a great run, but DID YOU KNOW that Raw is going to be 3 hours long starting July 23rd? NO? I KNEW IT! HUGE NEWS, RIGHT?!"

 

[Kayoh]

Actually, it's probably the WWE's way to set up for their big summer angle. Cena starts talking, says he has a huge announcement, then before he gets a chance to announce it, he gets interrupted by The Nexus, or CM Punk, or whoever the flavor of the summer is this year.

 

[Coco]

A promo getting interrupted? Egads, I can smell the ratings!

 

[.]

Probably to announce he's looking for the WWE title again.

 

[lenguy]

Cena: Did you know? I just made my 300 make a wish recently! Also did you know I'm also in the process of granting my 301st wish? It comes from my wife,something about talking half my shit. What that means is I might need to go away for awhile*long pause as crowd boos/cheers*.....so I'll see you all next week! Hit my music!

 

[Harthan]

He'll be having gender reassignment surgery in order to capture the one title that's eluded him his entire career - the prestigious WWE Divas Championship.

 

[Chrome]

Maybe to address this..
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Kenn Doane, who appeared as Kenny of the Spirit Squad and Kenny Dykstra for WWE from 2006 to 2008, blames an affair between John Cena and Mickie James for ruining his relationship with the former Diva and sabotaging his once promising career. He stated on Twitter that he has received nothing but positive feedback from those in the professional wrestling industry, including WWE employees, for speaking out against the Cenation leader online.

"Thanks for tweets from positive to negative Nothing but positive from those in the 'biz' and in the know," he wrote Sunday night. "Alot of text messages saying all positive things. 'Goodjob, thank you, ect' stuff like so. And that's from WWE employees and non employees."

Former WWE star Shad Gaspard agrees with the assessment that Doane's career was ruined due to backstage politics.

He tweeted, "Kenn Doane is a great guy and worker who was held back. Some of the best guys get shitted on for no good reason."

Doane stated to SEScoops.com that he we wanted to bury the hatchet with Cena at a WWE show last November, but was blown off. He also explained why he's speaking out now.

"When I was there in November I was actually excited to talk with John and I wanted to bury this all. He walked by I put my hand out and said hey you got a minute? He didn't shake my hand and said “for you, absolutely not." So I was like "really OK John, that’s cool," he recalls. "So to all you people that disagree with me bringing this up now it's merely to clear my name of having a bad attitude."

He continues, "Another thing people claim my timing is bad on this and maybe you're right. John is going through a divorce right now and I really wish him and Liz a peaceful divorce. But if anyone of you lost your job, personal life and then got stuck with a bad reputation, you're gonna honestly say you wouldn't do the same thing? Let's get real people."

 

[Mr. Artistic guy]

Maybe to address this..
Source

Wish there was an actual way of verifying some of these claims he's making. It'd be interesting to say the least.

The announcement will be about the new Survivor Series.... series that'll taking place over the next few months.

 

[George Steele's Barber]

I thought pulling the old "Dixie Carter" is when an older guy ties a younger married woman up in some ropes, fucks her standing up from behind while her father keeps putting money in his bank account.

 

[FlexAmerican Dynamite]

The announcement will be about the new Survivor Series.... series that'll taking place over the next few months.

Is this real?

 

[Mr. Artistic guy]

....it could be....

That or Brooke Hogan is jumping ship.

 

[Coco]

I thought pulling the old "Dixie Carter" is when an older guy ties a younger married woman up in some ropes, fucks her standing up from behind while her father keeps putting money in his bank account.

I have the weirdest boner right now.

 

[The Dragon Saga]

Shad Gaspard(Cryme Tyme fame), Shannon Moore, one of the Highlanders and Chavo Guerrero are all backing Kenny up, they're all reliable sources... jobbers too, coincidentally.

 

[SD619]

Shad Gaspard(Cryme Tyme fame), Shannon Moore, one of the Highlanders and Chavo Guerrero are all backing Kenny up, they're all reliable sources... jobbers too, coincidentally.

Not to forget, highly respected members of the WWE locker room (as per Kenny).

 

[Pay Per Ghost]

Stupid Kenny.