The Mark of Zur-En-Arrh
Tell me what's on ur so called mind
Now, JR and Tazz mentioned several times last night on SD! that there was still an investigation going on into who attacked Jeff on the eve of Survivor Series, costing him his title shot.
Now they're (kayfabe) assuming that it was Edge who attacked Hardy so he could get the title..............................
But what if it wasn't?
If Edge were revealed as the attacker what purpose would that serve? Surely he'd just turn around and say 'Yeah? And? Got a problem take it up with my wife who, after she's certain that you've excused her, will tell you it's tough tits!' And it would only garner more heat for Edge which he doesn't need anyway.
After watching his promo on Sunday night and the one again this week on SD! I think the assailant could very well have actually been....... wait for it......
Matt Hardy! (Gasp)
At Survivor Series, Matt alked about his brother's injury and attack with little to no emotion at all. Now i know neither Hardy is amazing on the mic, but Matt can usually put on an emotional promo when he needs to, but instead he just calmly stood there and spoke in a monotone fashion without any concern or anguish in his body language. It's as if he didn't actually care that Jeff wouldn't get another shot and could be seriously hurt. Now you might say 'he was just exhausted after staying up all night in the hospital, and had a big Elimination tag match to worry about' but then he gave another promo on SD! before facing Kozlov and AGAIN didn't really seem to care about helping his brother out. He wasn't fired up about getting the chance to give Kozloz his first defeat either. Perhaps he thought, 'well Jeff's got a pretty pathetic 12:13 time to beat and HHH will blatently piss all over that, so i just gotta make sure Kozlov doesn't beat me and Jeff won't get another shot and no one will suspect me, because i can say "hey i tried to help".'
Now many of you may be thinking, 'why would Matt do that to Jeff?'
Because Matt doesn't want to be outshined by his younger brother. Matt, like most of the others in the locker room, doesn't believe Jeff will ever pull off the big one. For example, HHH's view is 'Jeff will win the title one day, he just won't be winning it from me! And there's no one else who could take it from me who doesn't have their own problems right now, so no one's taking it from me...... unless there's a run in' and low and behold that's what's happened.
However, following a break down and a revitalised spirit, suddenly Jeff is kicking everyone's asses and looked poised to win the WWE title, one of the 2 most prestiguous titles in the industry, and Matt, being the holder of the diet pepsi World title, didn't want to look inferior to Jeff, so he clouted him when he weren't looking and now here we are. Preparing to go into another triple threat match for the WWE title with Hardy looking to be the favourite. Do you not think that Matt (or whoever the attacker was, if it wasn't Edge) won't try to stop him from winning again? I can also see Matt losing Diet Pepsi title to Kozlov in the near future. Ol' Vlad isn't going to be happy that Matt pissed around and cost him his title shot, so i think the Moscow Mauler may head to the land of extreme (laughs) and become King of the mole hill... sorry, mountain.
You can then have a brother vs brother fued up until WM, have Jeff win the RR and then they can finish just before Mania and the Jeff wins at WM25 with me in row 9 section D booing my lungs out!
Is everyone assuming that it was Edge who attacked Jeff, or does anyone have any other ideas? Or do you think i'm right and we're finally going to get to see the brother vs brother fued we've all been waiting to see for 10 years?
Now they're (kayfabe) assuming that it was Edge who attacked Hardy so he could get the title..............................
But what if it wasn't?
If Edge were revealed as the attacker what purpose would that serve? Surely he'd just turn around and say 'Yeah? And? Got a problem take it up with my wife who, after she's certain that you've excused her, will tell you it's tough tits!' And it would only garner more heat for Edge which he doesn't need anyway.
After watching his promo on Sunday night and the one again this week on SD! I think the assailant could very well have actually been....... wait for it......
Matt Hardy! (Gasp)
At Survivor Series, Matt alked about his brother's injury and attack with little to no emotion at all. Now i know neither Hardy is amazing on the mic, but Matt can usually put on an emotional promo when he needs to, but instead he just calmly stood there and spoke in a monotone fashion without any concern or anguish in his body language. It's as if he didn't actually care that Jeff wouldn't get another shot and could be seriously hurt. Now you might say 'he was just exhausted after staying up all night in the hospital, and had a big Elimination tag match to worry about' but then he gave another promo on SD! before facing Kozlov and AGAIN didn't really seem to care about helping his brother out. He wasn't fired up about getting the chance to give Kozloz his first defeat either. Perhaps he thought, 'well Jeff's got a pretty pathetic 12:13 time to beat and HHH will blatently piss all over that, so i just gotta make sure Kozlov doesn't beat me and Jeff won't get another shot and no one will suspect me, because i can say "hey i tried to help".'
Now many of you may be thinking, 'why would Matt do that to Jeff?'
Because Matt doesn't want to be outshined by his younger brother. Matt, like most of the others in the locker room, doesn't believe Jeff will ever pull off the big one. For example, HHH's view is 'Jeff will win the title one day, he just won't be winning it from me! And there's no one else who could take it from me who doesn't have their own problems right now, so no one's taking it from me...... unless there's a run in' and low and behold that's what's happened.
However, following a break down and a revitalised spirit, suddenly Jeff is kicking everyone's asses and looked poised to win the WWE title, one of the 2 most prestiguous titles in the industry, and Matt, being the holder of the diet pepsi World title, didn't want to look inferior to Jeff, so he clouted him when he weren't looking and now here we are. Preparing to go into another triple threat match for the WWE title with Hardy looking to be the favourite. Do you not think that Matt (or whoever the attacker was, if it wasn't Edge) won't try to stop him from winning again? I can also see Matt losing Diet Pepsi title to Kozlov in the near future. Ol' Vlad isn't going to be happy that Matt pissed around and cost him his title shot, so i think the Moscow Mauler may head to the land of extreme (laughs) and become King of the mole hill... sorry, mountain.
You can then have a brother vs brother fued up until WM, have Jeff win the RR and then they can finish just before Mania and the Jeff wins at WM25 with me in row 9 section D booing my lungs out!
Is everyone assuming that it was Edge who attacked Jeff, or does anyone have any other ideas? Or do you think i'm right and we're finally going to get to see the brother vs brother fued we've all been waiting to see for 10 years?